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In a cartoonish fashion two chibi versions of ruby appear on her shoulders one wear white ball gown and the other a "skimpy" (more of rubys interpretation of skimpy which just has a boob window.) Latex outfit.
B. Ruby: perhaps be more direct and ask him to undress everythings better with consent!
S. Ruby: BOLOGNA! Just grab him by the shorts and rip them off then we get to see that meaty-
Ruby shook her head as the two vanish. Ruby sighed as now she had to scheme. Meanwhile Jaune just watch his smol girlfriend go to their shared bedroom to scheme... He really needed to find a way to calm her down. Maybe Weiss might help.
Ruby: (Holding coffee, Spills on Jaune) Ohmygosh! I'm so sorry!
Jaune: Never fear, Ruby! This looks like a job for...! (Runs into the bathroom)
Ruby: (Excitedly waits)
Jaune: (Walks out shirtless, Carrying hoodie) You.
wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.
Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you
How goofy I shall be!
Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.
Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?
Jaune: one name, Neon.
Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?
Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.
Ren: alright then... Can I join?
Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.
After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.
Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.
Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?
Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.
Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.
Nora: thanks jaune.
Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.
Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..
their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.