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wonderfully put good sir, a new request, should you choose to accept it hot goth ren and jaune. They were gonna go out clubbing with neon after a hard day at work in atlas. Their outfits? all black. Their fishnets? torn. eyeliner? sharp enough to kill a man, croptops? displaying abs. The finishing blow? Black. Lipstick. the others came in right as they were about to leave. They never stood a chance. this is me daring you to go at your goofiest, soldier, pure crackfic, absolute mayham, DO IT. YOU WONT.
Pug.. you underestimate me and my sheer fuckin GOOFYNESS. So let me show you
How goofy I shall be!
Jaune found himself applying his lipstick as Ren looked at him.
Ren: may I ask why you decide to go goth?
Jaune: one name, Neon.
Ren:.. why dress like a goth girl, minus the skirt?
Jaune: Ren, my brother from another mother.. I've dressed up like a girl for years because my sisters wanted someone to model them... Plus I may be a tad curious about cross dressing.
Ren: alright then... Can I join?
Jaune: sure thing dude. I should have some extra stuff for you to use.
After a bit they finished up they opened the door and stepped out of their dorm only to stop as they saw team Rwby, Pyrrha, and Nora. The duo and the group stared at each other before Ren gulped softly as jaune spoke with a smile.
Jaune: hey everyone! Don't mind me and Ren, we are just heading to a party neon invited me to.
Nora: ok.. cool.. hey fearless leader you mind if I borrow Ren for a second?
Ren went pale as he looked at jaune.
Jaune: oh sure thing Nora. just be back soon.
Nora: thanks jaune.
Nora grabbed Ren and dragged him away as Nora's face became increasingly more red. Jaune hummed softly as he looked back at the rest of their girls and before he could even speak they pounced on him.
Neither went to the party, they did however go to the infirmary..
their Poor Pelvises are reduced to dust.
*Hazel attacks Blake*
Jaune: HOLD IT!!! *Attacks Hazel before the attack lands* You’re to big to be touching my girlfriend! *Strikes a pose* Stick to touching trees instead!
A True Hero
Blake, covered in injuries and bleeding: "This is it, I'm done for, I can hardly move..."
Jaune: "HIYA!" *slaps her ass*
Blake: "AH-" *feels a wave of healing and her wounds close up* "What the-"
Jaune, dressed in his Hunts Man costume: "No need to thank me."
Future AU featuring Poly!Blake and her eight kids
Eight kids. Eight kids. She has a litter!
This is self-indulgent AU. Don’t ask me how Blake managed to get pregnant so many times. Don’t.
We need more, verbal lines, and we need more canon moments, also anyone who ships Jaune with anyone, Jaune is really attractive, he just needs to learn how to be his dorky self in an adorable way. I don’t like what happened in Volume 8, there had to be some other way. I think if Blake is attracted to anything, it’d be dorky or mysterious boys.
Blake: *Walking to class*
Blake: *Stops when she hears a wet plopping sound*
Blake: *Looks down and sees a glistening extra large horse cock dildo*
Blake: *Bends over and picks it up*
Blake: *Presses the flared tip against her gapping pink asshole and slides it back into place*
Blake: *Wipes her hands on her skirt and continues walking to class*
(Naughty Blake being naughty~)
Rwby np reaction to s some random girl groping their boyfriends arcbooty
Ruby: no! My booty! Shoo!
Weiss: if you prefer your hand still attached to your arm, you best remove it now.
Blake, squinting: hands off.
Yang: that's my ass you're touching, bitch!
Pyrrha: off.
Nora: no touchie! Mine! Now leave before I break your kneecaps
I’ll Take It
Yang: So Blake, did you find out why Jaune was avoiding you?
Blake groans: Yes...
Yang: Was it that bad?
Blake: Yes...
Yang: Does it have to do with the fact you're a Faunas?
Blake: Yes...
Yang: Don't tell me, he's actually a racist?!
Blake: Oh god I wish he was...
Yang: W-What...?
Blake: He doesn't hate the fact that I'm a Faunas, or hate Faunas in general...
Yang: Then what's wrong?
Blake: Jaune has a thing for cat girls... ughhh...
Yang: Oh... Oh wow! I did not see that coming.
Blake: Neither did I! It totally blind sided me! The whole reason he's been avoiding me is because he doesn't want to objectify me for what I am, a sexy cat girl...
Yang: He called you sexy?
Blake: Yes, and to make matters worse he said that if he ever did fall for me he wanted it to be for who I am as a person and not because I'm a cat girl... It was the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me...
Yang: Wait, the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to you is they wanted to like you for who you are, and not that you fill the role of their particular fetish? That's a little messed up...
Blake: Shut up! My last boyfriend became a homicidal maniac, I'll take what I can get...
Jaune: screaming and running away like a bitch AHHHHHH! NOOOOO!
Blake: mouth foaming with deranged look in her eyes COME BACK! I JUST WANT YOUR CHILDREN!
Jaune: I WANT MY FIRST TIME AFTER MARRIAGE!
Blake: GOOD, WE CAN START!
Jaune: terrified noodle noises
Blake: horny cat moaning
Blake finds out Jaune wrote Ninjas of love
blake: YOU WROTE MY FAVORITE BOOK?
jaune: i did?
Blake in heat:
Jaune: when in doubt. Whip your dick out
Jaune pets the little kitten he found in Vale, the little guy was happily eating a bow of cat food. The kitten looked back at him and gave a little thank you meow, making Jaune smile widely.
Jaune: Heheh, you’re welcome continues to pet the kitten
Kitten: happy cat purring
Blake watched the two with an unreadable expression on her face. She was equal parts jealous of the little baby, and equal parts...
Blake: ‘His children will be mine~’
...horny...
(Cat breed: Scottish Fold)
Jaune adopts a cat how does blake react?
KNOCK KNOCK!
Oh No Jaune Turned Into A Little Kid!
Smol Jaune: Onee-chans please help me, I can't find my parents .. Uhh why are you all looking at me like that?
Weiss: Ara, ara~
Blake: Ara, ara~
Yang: Ara, ara~
Ruby: Awa, awa...
Yang: Close enough, Ruby.
Blake: Don't worry shota little Jaune. Us Onee-chans will help you find your parents.
Weiss: *slurp*
Yeah just follow us back to our hotel room. So we can keep you safe there.
Yang: Yeah... Who knows what kind of sick degenerates wanting to lay their hands on such a...
Soft...
Beautiful...
Supple...
Little body...(😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭)
Smol Jaune: I don't know my mommy always tell me that I shouldn't follow stranger.
Ruby: If you come us we will give you lots of toys.
Jaune: Really?! Yay! Toys, toys, toys....
Spoiler: There were no toys.