... I Feel Like I'm The Only One Who Isn't Surprised.

... I feel like I'm the only one who isn't surprised.

Like Ace op's, Aesop's.

Kinda on the nose. (Maybe I just know of aesop because I watch one piece) but that's just me.

Outside of that you ain't dumb. Stuff like this can happen to everyone.

GUYS

IM SO DUMB I JUST REALIZED

THE ACE OPS

ARE ALL BASED OFF OF AESOP’S FABLES

WTF

THE TORTOISE AND THE HARE????

THE ELM AND THE VINE?????

A FISHERMAN’S LUCK????

THE DOG AND HIS REFLECTION?????

MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN

The emerald tide

God I wish I could draw so that way I could make it more obvious how fuckin intimidating my monster designs are.

And also I wanna demonstrate how much of a fucking hunk Lucius is because my ass likes being HORNY-

Gentlemen I need my gun.

rb if your blog is not at all a safe space for these red flags

(image: dreamsexual, zoophilia, p3d0philia/maps, alt map)

FYI the red-yellow flag is AAM aka adult-attracted minors. Same effects as a MAP.

Revelation.

Nemesis's mask is finally knocked off. As Johnson learns who is under it.

And he is horrified.

i see you are whiteknight trash like i am. let me ask you this weiss is captured in atlass, the schnee family mansion. We must stage a tactical rescue. who does jaune bring as part of the mission to break her out and what is their role? starter lineup, nora? demolitions expert, ren? assasin. Oscar? union representative. Qrow? Wildcard. Whats jaunes plan? (dont think about it too hard, this is purely wish fufilment "fuck yeah" kinda fiction. dont even gotta write any thing in character or nathin)

Ah @philosophicalpug you've come to the right shop.

But I must warn you. For I am someone who goes overboard. You just allowed me to be fuckin GOOFY.

Let's get fucking ridiculous!

Breaking out the ice queen!

The night was cold as Weiss sat in her room, trapped in her own mansion. As some punks managed to jump her, demanding a ransom of 3,000,000 lien. However Weiss knew one thing.. one significant thing that anyone on this planet should fear her for.

She had the money to buy all the ingredients for Ren's pancake recipe. Meaning one person. Nora Valkyrie.

We cut to RBYJNRQO as Nora seemed to be preparing her weapon as she had a shadow over her face.

Ruby: alright everyone. Let's run over the plan again.

Jaune: ok, first Ruby, your our a way in and out.

Ruby: yang is our distraction.

Yang: I'll cause some noise so that way they don't notice you all bust in.

Jaune: blake-

Blake: I'm making sure yang has backup.

Jaune:.. I was gonna say you watch our backs but ok.

Oscar: I'll handle negotiations if you can't find her.

Ren: I'll take over Blake's position so that way you have someone watching out for you.

Ruby: thanks Ren.

Ren: Weiss is our friend.. we won't abandon her.

Nora: I'll break through the walls.. and any guards legs.

Everyone looked at Nora as Ren just sighed before hugging her.

Qrow: I guess that leaves me. I'll be around.. I wanna see if my semblance can be useful.

Ruby: you don't have to do that uncle qr-

Qrow: this is your friend, kiddo. For all I know if I join you on this breakout mission she could get seriously hurt.

Ruby:.. alright but if things go bad?

Qrow: I said I'd be around didn't I?

Qrow had a smirk as Ruby smiled at him. Jaune clapped his hands as he had a grin.

Jaune: alright we got everyone ready. Let's get to work!

Nora & Yang: YEAH!

We cut back to Weiss as she hummed softly. Her eyes looked at the window as she for a second saw a plume of red from beyond it. A smile crept up her face as the 25 minutes felt like 15 seconds as jaune, Ruby, Ren, and Nora came in.

Ruby's face quickly turned to a smile as she practically flung herself at the heiress.

Ruby: WEISS!

Weiss chuckled as Ruby hugged her.

Weiss: good to see you too Ruby.

Jaune: alright before we can be all cuddly and celebrate we gotta get you out.

Weiss: I expected so.. do you have Myrtenaster?

Jaune practically yoinked out Weiss's weapon as Weiss smiled. With said smile evoking a small blush on Jaune's face.

After a few minutes and an annoyed Nora having to cut Weiss's bindings despite her not being forced to. Weiss was free as she held Myrtenaster and inspected it. It seemed to still be in pristine condition.

Weiss: now let's get going.

Nora didn't even reply she just broke down the wall as Ruby quickly took Ren and Nora as she petal burst off.

Weiss: while we have this time.. Jaune?

Jaune looked at the heiress as the girl gave him a nod.

Weiss: thank you.

Jaune: shouldn't you be thanking Ruby?

Weiss: trust me I will.. but I wanted to personally thank you first.. you've become a lot better of a man.

Jaune: well.. I want to make sure I'm able to help my friends.. and that means being a lot less of an ass.

Weiss just smirked before Ruby arrived as she took Weiss and Jaune and they left in a burst of petals.

Mission: SUCCESS

Alright then. It seems I have to pause the glitch cycle.

Let's fucking go.

SHOW ME WHAT YA GOT SPAHHZY!

..I think it's safe to say I won the angst war between me, @spahhzy, and @epic-arc. With three solid angst posts and both of them being radio silent for a minute (I feel like I should be worried about that but eh). I feel like I just hit a fuckin black flash..

is that cringe?

Ah who gives a shit! I won!

Now it's time for the glitch cycle! Let the suffering begin!

But before that, back to your regular scheduled program of lovey dovey Bullshit and me being fuckin GOOFY.