Cassandra, Talking To Duke: Are You Having Another Depressive Episode?Damian: A Depressive Episode?Tim,

Cassandra, talking to Duke: Are you having another depressive episode? Damian: A depressive episode? Tim, cackling: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one! Duke, his eye twitching: I'm fine, ask Jason and Stephanie why the FUCK they decided to cover my room in BRIGHT YELLOW GLITTER PAINT????

Thanks to @brokenstar28 for finding the photo <3

LOOK LOOK, HEAR ME OUT.

Does anyone remember the comic where Damian just casually kills a bat? REMEMBER? I can’t find the COMIC PAGE AND IM CRYING ABOUT IT BUT- I know you guys know what I’m talking about. (Found it)

HE LOVED BATS. AND THEN MRS HARSH TAUGHT HIM WEAKNESS WAS BAD AND NOT TO GROW ATTACHED.

IF this isn’t proof enough that Damian isn’t really a brat, it’s just a the horribly abusive league I don’t what it is- I just really saw the connection and got in my MatPat era for a second.

Let me know what you think?

DC LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME THEY DON'T HAVE ROMANTIC TENSION.

Crying rn, they're so close in the second photo, but at the same time too farrrrr

Tim: I'm tired. Duke: You slept for 2 hours last night! Why are you surprised?! Tim: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Everyone thinks Damians favorite sibling is Dick. But what everyone (including Damian) neglects to realize is that he actually gets along with Jason the best. Nobody ever notices this.

Wrong. In true youngest sibling fashion, his favorite depends on who can give him what he wants.

Damian: Can you take me to the arcade?

Dick: Sorry, kid. I have a meeting in an hour. How about tomorrow?

Cass: Can't drive.

Jason: I would but I don't feel like it.

Steph: I just remembered I have, um, that thing!

Tim: Lol no.

Duke: Sure, be ready in five.

[later]

Damian: And the Sibling of the Day award goes to... Duke Thomas!

Damian: *presents a trophy*

Everyone: *applauds*

Jason, scoffing: That's the third time in a row. This thing's rigged.

Tim: I'm just glad to be the runner-up.

Reblogging because I’m proud of this and want more people to see <3

If becoming Robin had an interview:-

(Dick, Jason, Tim, Stephanie and Damian)

Batman- What is your motivation for becoming Batman's partner?

Dick- Robin. Batman's partner is Robin.

Batman-

Batman- Right, Robin, what are your motivations?

Dick- *Scrunching up nose in concentration* Uhm- Uhhh- RIGHT! dead parents :D

Batman-

Batman- WHAT?

Dick- OH! sorry, i forgot, *Grin*, seeing dead parents DIE in front of me :))

Batman- I-

Batman- *softly* Dick,

Dick- Aww, I got it wrong...

Batman- You can't-

Dick- What's your motive?

Batman- Making sure nobody else has to suffer like I did but-

Dick- My motive is to make sure nobody else has to suffer like I did, Batman sir *salute*

Batman-

Batman- Dick, just because we have similar starts to our Vigilante career-

Dick- And to find Tony Zucco.

Batman- There it is-

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Batman- Out of all the other kids, why should I hire you?

Jason- OUT OF ALL THE OTHER- Listen here mister-

Batman- waIT that was just to sound interviewy-

Jason- SOME RANDOM CREEPY WEIRDO KIDNAPPED ME OFF THE STREETS-

Batman- *softly* Oh Gotham...

Jason- YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WENT "hey kid, wanna punch some baddies?"

Batman- *suppressing a smile* Are you done?

Jason- THE HELL IF I AM- Y'know what, why should I work FOR YOU??? WHY NOT- LIKE- THE JOKER OR SOMETHING?

Batman-

Batman- Because THE JOKER IS A HORRIBLE MAN???

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Batman- *Gruff* What are your qualifications?

Tim- Well, Photography, Stalking, and I like to think I'm quite smart but I can be stubborn at times-

Batman- *Bored* Mhm....

Tim- I-

Tim- To hell with this, If you don't hire me, I'm telling everyone you're Bruce Wayne >:(

Batman- *Raise of eyebrow* And what if I stop you?

Tim- Unless you tie me down for the rest of my life or kill me, you can't

Batman-

Batman- I need your height and weight for the suit.

Tim- yES!

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Batman- Any previous experience?

Stephanie- Well, I was Spoiler before, and I have a close relationship with the previous Robin-

Batman- *Interested* Hrn, would you say the previous Robin, cared for you???

Stephanie- Uh, yes sir???

Batman- Don't call me sir.

Batman- This may be a strange question, but would said person be jealous if you became Robin?

Stephanie-

Stephanie- I suppose, but I like to think-

Batman- You're hired.

Stephanie- REALLY?????

Batman- Really.

Stephanie-

Stephanie- Do I get paid, ma'am?

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Batman- What is your opinion on killing?

Damian-

Damian- Well, I suppose, hypothetically speaking,

Batman- We're not talking about hypothetically.

Damian- *under breath* interrupt me again-

Batman- Sorry?

Damian- HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING, I think some people deserve to die,

Batman- Well yes, but would you deliver the final blow?

Damian-

Damian- *deep annoyed inhale*

Damian- *Slowly, as if remembering difficult lines* I believe that context matters,

Batman-

Batman- Could you please answer the question, i have other volunteers waiting-

Damian- Excuse me?

Batman- I meant-

Batman- *Sigh* Tim wanted to volunteer for the interview just in case-

Damian- *Pushing table and standing up* OH REALLY?

Batman- *Painfully tight* Damian-

Damian- WELL YOU CAN TELL DRAKE THAT IF HE DOESN'T BACK OFF, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO GET BLOOD ON PENNYWORTH'S NICELY CLEANED CARPETS-

Batman- DAMIAN DON'T YOU DARE-

Damian- *Impassive stare*

Batman-

Damian-

Batman-

Damian- I'm going out.

Batman- WHERE-

Damian-

Damian- *Run's out*

Batman- WAIT-

Batman- *Following after* YOU'RE HIRED- DAMIAN YOU LITTLE- STOP!!!