(every Episode)

(every episode)

Cartman: You won’t believe this ‘cause it usually never happens, but I made a mistake.

You know, when contemplating who aphmau’s sibling might be a few times I thought, “what if it’s Ein”, but then dumped the idea, because that would mean Bluejay studios have been setting up an incest plot — they wouldn’t do that.

*watches season 6 episode 10*

The Fuck?!

Ace: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?

Thatch: Knife to the throat?

Izou: Gun to the back?

Haruta: Poison in his cup?

Marco: You’re all horrible.

Max: Who the fuck?

David: Language.

Max: ...Whom the fuck?

Gwen: No.

Valerie: *takes a paper from Tucker*

Valerie: What's this?

Tucker: My to-do list.

Valerie: Really? That’s good. I’m glad your finally—

Valerie: ...This just has my name on it.

Lawrence: So, i should just be myself?

Garroth: No! Women think they want us to be ourselves, but that’s because they don’t know how truly wretched we actually are.