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Ace fans be like “omg he’s so handsome!!” Like we were supposed to forget he looked like a crackhead who sells laced weed to middle schoolers
Me: so pitch the fic to me
Fic writer: so, ace has just died and luffy-
Me: tears
The canon whitebeard pirates: we are lawless criminals of the sea who pillages ships and take what we want, and help nations when we feel like it and make them our family
The whitebeard pirates in fanfics: we are a regimented force who have paperwork and paydays and limited vacation time
Sabo: he’ll come after me and everyone I know.
Ace: Sometimes I wish I wasn’t everyone you know.
Ace: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?
Thatch: Knife to the throat?
Izou: Gun to the back?
Haruta: Poison in his cup?
Marco: You’re all horrible.
The Epic
Bunny D. Ace☠️
Resharing for Ace week cos I'm
Bunny D. Ace☠️