Plz This Is Amazing

plz this is amazing 😍😍👌

first impressions

these are meant to be the first ever twt dm’s that ur hq bf have ever sent u.. and bc i think unhinged bfs are funny, they are not normal lmao

cw: language, and just general insane behavior

quick disclaimer!! don’t try to pick ppl up like this, it will not work irl only hq boys can do this and be successful 😻

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heaven on earth ✭ ˎˊ-

ft. social media au ⸝⸝ idol!xiao x reader

synopsis ; — in which you befriend your next door neighbour who, unbeknownst to you, was apart of a soon-to-be one of the most popular bands throughout liyue. you're unable to tell if cupid was helping you or not when things with xiao keept going up and down. will he continue to keep his secret from yours truly?

genre — 5wirl band au, next door neighbour (apartment but same thing), slow-burn, fluff, crack, angst (at some point yea), modern au, flirty x shy trope, sfw, includes writing ✰

staus — on-going

PROFILES — sleep deprived workaholics / an(emo) qties

table of contents !

00. prologue .. once upon a time ✮

01. cupid meter !

02. information acquired !

03. gift from stranger !

04. communication is key ✮

05. gift for stranger !

06. pride or nice !

07. unwinding !

08. a new number !

09. out of character !

10. unfamiliar warmth ✮

11. yet !

12. surely a dinner !

13. who he really is !

14. free tickets !

15. hint of the past !

16. arrivals !

TAGLIST [OPEN] — @mikctp @ghostlysyntaxed @kazemiya @nnasv @gojoandelsalovechilde @candy-purple-cyanide @kissingkzuha @zyilas @lunaavity @luminescent-light @mave-in @rizakari @riikyu @kokoscutie @starsxnight @sketcheeee @softlie @izakyun @xiaxilia @the-sweet-madame

(ask to be added or removed)

nah cause if they dont text me like this, I dont want them 😭❤️

boyfriend texts ˃ᴗ˂ kenma kozume

lmao i didnt feel like making a pt2 so i dumped them all in this post

(also in the 6th image it's supposed to say "i saw the way he was" mb)

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fbi open up // my hero academia (social media au) [completed]

amongst search histories and private youtube videos

bakugo katsuki x fem!reader

genre: university/college au, fluff, crack, angst

warnings: swearing, sexual themes, adult stuff in general, jokes about dying, bakugo, slow burn, violence

disc: all pictures i used were found on pinterest and belong to their respective artists! i’ve only watermarked edits i’ve made!

taglist closed! thank you for your interest ;3

part one: todoroki shoto step on me

part two: squash me with your biceps

part three: this isn't about you anymore

part four: you can't threaten me with a good time

part five: we don't ice our drinks like pussies

part six: say sike rn

part seven: they're not so nice anymore

part eight: i'll do anything for a spicy man

part nine: payback for puking on my shoes

part ten: teasing AND threatening

part eleven: i'll cut you

part twelve: how is he hotter when i'm sober

part thirteen: like some eboy

part fourteen: i don't really care if you're into turtle porn

part fifteen: "what i want shinsou hitoshi for"

part sixteen: bakugo this is not a drill

part seventeen: everybody press the red button

part eighteen: please put the baby aside

part nineteen: you're a menace to society, cupcake

part twenty: i haven't invited you yet babe

part twenty-one: oh

part twenty-two: you don't mean anything to me

part twenty-three: can't a girl crave some ramen

part twenty-four: being a bitch for bitch's sake

part twenty-five: hiding in your room like pussies

part twenty-six: what, no cupcake?

part twenty-seven: i'll break all your teeth

part twenty-eight: i’m not whipped

part twenty-nine: it’s not very baby of you

part thirty: be my girlfriend

part thirty-one: who do you want?

part thirty-two: he says he doesn’t care

part thirty-three: a knife in my bedside drawer

part thirty-four: bubbly fun wheat juice

part thirty-five: can't cut carrots for shit though

part thirty-six: i'm going on a bird hunt

part thirty-seven: get in line bakuhoe (written)

part thirty-eight: don't be the dumbass now, love

part thirty-nine: i think my boyfriend's been kidnapped

bonus part forty: love you too babe

afterword

thanks for reading!

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MASTER

BNHA Halloween Special Mini-SMAU

Bakugo x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Crack

Y/N L/N is a college student by day and tired overworked Cafe Barista by night. Busting her ass to finish up school, she has no time for dating or college parties. The last time she had done anything holiday related was the year before, when Mina dragged her to a party she didn’t want to go to. One unforgettable night, and a grenade keychain was all she got out of it; knowing full well she’d never see her mystery stranger again.

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I wish they were my roomates 😭🤎🖤🩷🖤

┇and then..they were roommates - smau┇

❥summary: y/n is a broke college student looking for a place to live. she settled for an apartment with four dumbass boys.

❥this smau is inspired by this smau by @bokutobaby

❥My co-writer, best friend, AND #1 supporter who’s been helping me write this smau is none other than @katiea03

❥warnings: sexual language, cursing

❥pairings: iwaizumi x fem!reader, hanamaki x mattsukawa, oikawa x ushijima

❥genre: smau, crack

❥status: discontinued

❥a/n: I’m new to this smau thing so I’m sorry if I seem like I don’t know what I’m doing because I don’t 😃 but enjoy babes✨ 

Apartment

their apartment floor plan

Playlist

and then they were roommates playlist

Main Story

00: profiles and introductions

01: sugar daddy

02: beefy strong arms

03: $100, oikawa

04: nice cOcK

05: gag reflex

06: coming soon…

Bonus Chapters

imagination(read after chapter 2)

mac n’ cheese(can read whenever)

makki’s birthday!(birthday special)

mattsun’s birthday!(birthday special)

❥taglist: TAGLIST IS CLOSED @pockyxx @cece-lives-here @psychedelicwh0r3 @elianetsantana @elephantloser @reina-de-tay @agaashesmilktea @navymacaroons @victor-criss-bish @langalvr @bakugouswh0r3 @killlerqween @tsukkiswifeey @ish-scribbles @its-the-aerieljeane @calumsfringe @boba-ashea @ptv-hades @anngelllla @michaki @seijqhigh @fangirlingonrhys @stel9 @elysianslove @loser-keiji @ermahgerd-larry-and-ziam @ridorii @bokkuntofu @toaster-stick @shoyotime @gojoismyhusband @hyeongjjun @catwithangerissues @manamiii @oopsliales @laninasinnombre @murdereddaydreams @kawaiibokuro @ijustneedtobealilcrazy-blog1 @eveyams @kuroos-roosterhead @that-imagines-girl @sukuuuna @sleepy-kiddd @bumbledunce @honeypirate @fourcansofpringles @moonlitevibes @opchickpea @tsukiscocksleeve @hogwarts–imagines @cottagecoreanone @fluffyviciousbunny @candyyrushh @kac-chowsballs @peepeepoopoot