@sasori-anon All Of Your Smiles~

@sasori-anon All of your smiles~☺️

Types of Sasori smiles. 😊💭 Headcanons below 👇

Confident- Most likely to show up. If it’s a battle he believes he can win, this smug smile comes out. Or if he's talking down to others. Can potentially be very aggravating for people on the other end of it.

Unhinged- Uncommon, but when he does display this grin it's for the briefest of moments or when he goes all out. Sometimes if he's been pissed off enough (or having too much fun) then he might get here.

Gentle- Once every millennium. So rare. Especially as a puppet, it comes along as like a little twitch. Might occur when he's amused. Or when someone isn't looking directly at him. If someone does get a good look at it, beware, he will deny it.

All of these vary in occurrence when he's human of course. (More thoughts on that one day.) 🙃

Hahaha I wish I was popular with the Naruto boys!😂😂

Ooooh Sasori, huh? That red hair and those hazel eyes just-😍 Ahhh giiirrrrrl, that’s cheeky! I love that for you😘😂

I just remembered another one! I believe I was 13-14 years old, the daughter of royalty, and Team 7 were on guard duty. Some rogue ninja attempted to attack and rob us, but Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi handled the ninja and Sasuke carried me away to safety (without being ordered to, by the way!). The concern in his dark eyes made me weak in the knees😩

It’s official! We need more story times like this!💜 // Mod

Tfw you dream about a character you don't actually think about a lot, they're cool but you like others so much more, like hello where's everyone who lives in my brain rent free??

@itachianon Warning: Proceed with caution~

Ah, makes sense. My observation of you is that you’ve had more growth spurts than me and you’ve become a very handsome young man~ *lets him go as to not make him feel uncomfortable* ☺️

I enjoyed it very much, thank you~ You’re doing a great job, Sasuke. Just take things at your own pace and affirm your boundaries as you’ve just done with me. I’m proud of you💜

to Izumi:

sorry to do it like this but i didnt see another option.

if you notice your house has been mopped, dusted and reorganized. dishes done. ninja tools cleaned, seasoned, sharpened and polished. mission uniforms patched up and laundered. beds remade.

it may or may not have been me.

i also may or may not have left you a few fruit bento to help you regain your energy:

a few bento to help with your mental recuperation:

and a guilt-free treat to make the days go by easier:

dont worry about repayment. i took my ramen.

--sausage

Oh, Sasuke…

My apartment and ninja tools are spotless, the food looks amazing- Ooh, I think I might dig into those fruit bentos right now! They’re looking delicious!🤤

I appreciate you helping me out so much. I think I might… *tears up* 🥹

Can I please have a hug, Sasuke? Just a small one? *holds my arms out for him and waits for Sasuke’s reaction*

Mod// ITACHI-

SASORI-

HIDAN-

ALL OF THEM-

JESUS CHRIST-

MARY, JOSEPH AND ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE STABLE-

*has a major nosebleed that Mod may never recover from*

There was only one bed - Horny Akatsuki Edition

request by @takhidk 🤍

SOFT NSFW



Deidara:

-is completely speechless when he finds out there is only one bed at the inn during your mission together

-acts cocky though, telling you not to make a move on him

-he’s the first one to make a move, saying the bed is too small (he is literally 5’5” lmao) as he scoots closer to you

-you tease him about it and he tells you to shut up, his cheeks red

-he’s never had sex before but what he lacks in experience he makes up for with his enthusiasm

-you have to tell him that his hands are a gift, and how to use them, but he’s very happy to comply

-‘wouldn’t it be better to make the bed explode when I make you cum, hm?’ he asks, and you look at him, eyes wide

-‘no, Deidara. Unless you want this to never happen again’

-‘fine’

Obito:

-can’t believe himself. He hasn’t slept in the same bed with anyone ever

-decides to play dumb with his Tobi persona, hugging you like a pillow

-in reality, bro is dying to have you close to him

-after a while, though, he gets quite worked up, and decides he’ll have his fun with you. He can tell you want him by the way you casually move your ass against him, as if he couldn’t notice

-he blindfolds you and takes off his mask, starting to kiss your neck, letting his voice drop to his normal tone

-‘you know what happens to little things like you who poke the rattlesnake, right?’

Hidan:

-As soon as he sees there’s only one bed, he’s all for it

-‘I bet you asked for one bed, huh? Guess I’m just irresistible’ he grins cockily

-‘Yeah, right’ you say, rolling your eyes, though you have to admit he is hot.

-‘Let’s fuck’ he says, as forward as always. You stare at him, swallowing painfully

-When you hesitate, Hidan practically throws you on the bed, ripping the cloak off of you and licking your exposed chest

-‘Come on, sweetheart. Let’s have some fun, you and I’ he says, pulling your shirt up and starting to suck on your nipples, a bit too rough, but the pain soon mixes with the pleasure

Itachi:

-blinks and stands in the doorway, looking at the double bed. ‘There must have been a misunderstanding. I will solve it, don’t worry’ he says, disappearing towards the reception. You kind of hope they won’t have any other rooms, although the idea of sleeping with Itachi is both hot and terrifying

-when he comes back, he does not look too happy

-‘I am deeply sorry about this. They do not have any other rooms. I will sleep on the chair’ he says, removing his cloak as he goes in. You do the same, and you don’t fail to catch his eyes on you for a split second. As you get into bed, you stare at him, sucking in your lips

-‘Sleep on the bed, Itachi’ you say after a while. He looks at you, his throat bobbing before he slowly gets up and crawls under the blanket, staring at you. He wants to touch you, but it would be inappropriate. He can’t get himself to move. And yet, when you move closer to him and push your ass against him, he can’t contain himself and wraps a hand around your waist, pulling you closer

-‘Don’t think I don’t see what you’re doing. Let me indulge you, then’ he says, his hand slipping under your shorts as he starts to kiss your neck languidly

Pain:

-Is quite pissed off that he was not given two rooms, but when he looks at you, he can’t help but think this must have been fate

-and after all, he hasn’t had that chance in so long

-he saw the way you looked at him, with a blush on your cheeks and suggestive eyes

-‘lie down’ he says, tone authoritative, ‘and take off your clothes’

-you can’t believe your ears. Though when Pain gives you a meaningful look, you quickly do as he says, though you’re blushing and trembling with anticipation

-‘let’s make the most of this unfortunate situation, shall we?’ he says, running his hands on your thighs, splaying them open for him and staring at you with those hypnotic eyes

Kakuzu:

-is fuming at first. No one can mock him like this

-after that, though, he’s quite pleased with himself

-‘Less money to pay like this. We will do this from now on’

-‘Uhm… Kakuzu? Where are you going to sleep?’

-‘On the bed. I am going to get my money’s worth, brat’ he says, removing his headband and mask. You look at him, suddenly hyperaware. He’s… good-looking. For a 90-year old guy, he’s handsome

-when you shift slightly to find a comfortable position on the mattress, black tendrils catch your wrists and you find yourself tied up

-‘You’re a handful. Do not move’ he says, hovering above you. You think he’s going to knock you out cold, but instead, he positions himself between your legs

-‘I don’t want to hear a sound. Or else’

Kisame:

-laughs it off when you’re embarrassed that there’s only one bed

-‘I suppose there’s nothing to be done. Might as well get comfortable’ he says, taking off his cloak and his shirt. You stare at him, your lips parting at the muscles on his body

-‘It’s not a shop window. You can look and touch, if you want’ he says with a sharp grin

-You blush, nevertheless getting closer to him, until your hand is resting on his chest

-His large hands easily lift you up from your waist as he holds you against him until you have to wrap your legs around his hips

-‘I didn’t even need the bed, but since we’re here…’ he says, lowering you on the mattress and grinning as he unfastens your cloak

Sasori:

-‘I don’t need to sleep anyway’ he says, sitting at the desk and turning the lamp on as he starts tinkering with one of his puppets

-You frown, lying down on the bed. The noise of screwdrivers and nails clattering on the desk is pissing you off, and you decide to see if he really is a puppet who doesn’t feel anything at all

-you move your hand between your legs, underneath your underwear

-‘what are you doing?’ he asks, voice smooth, but he doesn’t turn around

-‘nothing’ you say, smirking slightly and gasping softly as you start to touch yourself on the bed.

-‘rude’ he says, and when you try to move, your hands are frozen. When you look at him, there are chakra strings connecting his hands to yours

-‘I suppose I can play with you instead of my puppets tonight’

Konan:

-Blushes when she sees that there’s only one bed and asks you if you want her to look for a different inn

-you tentatively tell her it’s okay

-when you two get into bed, you keep glancing at each other, and you keep looking at that piercing underneath her lip, wondering what it would be like to kiss her and feel it against your lips

-when she moves, you’re frozen in place

-her lips are soft and you do feel the coldness of the metal on your bottom lip, but it’s quite a nice feeling

-Konan gets on top of you, continuing to make out with you, neither of you saying anything as you start to undress each other

-literally the most normal experience you’re gonna get in the Akatsuki, and she’s stunning too! Go you

Zetsu:

-watches you sleep like a creep

-sorry, I got nothing on this “guy”

@obitoanon Tobi, look! It’s you~!💜

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