jadetheicequeen - I don't know, really.
I don't know, really.

Look at my posts, maybe. They are subpar at best.

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Zane As A Babysitter. I Don't Know Anymore.

Zane as a babysitter. I don't know anymore.

Jay:Hey, Zane! I heard you just got back from your first job. How was it?

Zane:Well, they opened my chest panel and flipped my memory switch a good 46 times, forcing me to relive every single memory I've ever had.

Jay:Oh no.

Zane:Oh yes. I had to watch my father die 46 times over. So yeah, it went great. Thanks for asking.

Jay:Gosh...working with toddlers sounds difficult.

Zane:They were TWELVE, Jay. TWELVE. Can ride a bike on their own but need a goddamn babysitter. I might just walk into the ocean and stay there, for God's sake.

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5 years ago

Kai:You look depressed.

Zane:It's probably the depression.


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5 years ago

Zane:Cole?

Cole:Yeah?

Zane:If you threw me hard enough, could you skip my body across a lake like a stone?

Cole:I guess so...why do you ask?

Zane:I was waiting for Lloyd to respond to my text only to realize I never hit send.

Cole:Oof.

Zane:Yeah. Oof.


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5 years ago

puppy !!

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5 years ago

Jay, sleep-deprived:I'm gonna set myself on fire.

Zane:Mood.

Cole:What?

Kai:Why?

Jay:So I can be a LEGO on fuego.

Lloyd:Jay, no.


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5 years ago

Nya:If you guys could describe yourselves with a Pokémon move, what move would it be?

Jay:Thunderbolt!

Cole:Rock Tomb!

Kai:Flamethrower!

Zane:Self Destruct.

Silence.

Lloyd:...Solar Beam?


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