Zane As A Babysitter. I Don't Know Anymore.
Zane as a babysitter. I don't know anymore.
Jay:Hey, Zane! I heard you just got back from your first job. How was it?
Zane:Well, they opened my chest panel and flipped my memory switch a good 46 times, forcing me to relive every single memory I've ever had.
Jay:Oh no.
Zane:Oh yes. I had to watch my father die 46 times over. So yeah, it went great. Thanks for asking.
Jay:Gosh...working with toddlers sounds difficult.
Zane:They were TWELVE, Jay. TWELVE. Can ride a bike on their own but need a goddamn babysitter. I might just walk into the ocean and stay there, for God's sake.
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Zane:Mood.
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Kai:Why?
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Cole:Rock Tomb!
Kai:Flamethrower!
Zane:Self Destruct.
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