.l.wen Ning/wei Wuxian Because I Hate Being Happy

…….l…….wen ning/wei wuxian because i hate being happy

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I would like to see this 20-page essay, for I am smitten with this idea. 

I adore the idea of wwx being a babysitter to lsz, ljy and jl. Can you just imagine that? And all three kiddos trying to fight for his attention ;;

OMYGOD YOU HAPPEN TO HIT ONE OF MY WEAKNESSES asdfgjhkls mama!wwx ahhhhh but okay i really like this so im gonna rant about it i pity all of you who sends me quick stuff expecting quick answers then i start rambling lol

- i’m incorporating the idea that wwx doesn’t die and is taken back into cloud recesses and is under surveillance there so it’s like a “prison” for him but not really??? basically he ain’t allowed to leave and he undergoes some sort of regular “cleansing” so demonic cultivation won’t eat him up

- anyhow, there’s a rumor among the kids and junior disciples that there’s an area within the heart of cloud recesses that supposedly houses a “demon” and no one is allowed to venture there unless it’s lqr, lxc, and lwj (+ other senior disciples and sect heads)

- lsz (maybe around 4-6yo??) obv knows all about this bc that’s his mama over there and he’s one of the rare cases that’s allowed to visit THEN ljy and the other lan kids start talking about this “forbidden place” and they decide to do a “courage test” by going there in the middle of the night; lsz tries to explain and stop them but these kids are on a mission (“there’s no demon there!” “how do you know?” “i’ve been there” “adfsjkfk and you never invited us??” “i dont have power over who gets to go there as a lot of senior disciples that the yiling patriarch is still -” “YILING PATRIARCH???? ok team, we’re def going in tonight”)

- so they go there with talismans ready (“you dont even know how to use them jingyi” “i just slap it on the creature” “that’s not -” “hush, we’re here”) and they find wwx drinking emperor’s smile and there’s this cricket noise “…” before THE screaming starts (“i swear i wasn’t drinking alcohol!” “mama! you’re not allowed!” “there’s a civilian here!!! quick we need to save him from the demonic yiling patriarch!” “demonic yiling pa - hey! hold on a second” “mama! let go of the jar!” “let’s go senior we’re gonna protect you from that devil” “devil??? i am not a devil???”)

- it ends with the lan kids being acquainted w/ wwx and absolutely adoring him esp when they saw how “courageous” he was in bothering and hanging out with the hanguang-jun without fear

- on one of jc’s visit (bc obv i cant stand my yunmengjiang duo being at super angsty bad terms), he’s finally allowed to bring jl (3-5yo??) and meets wwx and ofc wwx super dotes on him (“ahh i hope you get all of the good genes which is obv everything from shijie” “oi, greet him properly” “ahhhh and i hope you don’t get the temperament and attitude of your uncle jiang cheng” “wei wuxian!!!”)

- jl loves the attention and the funny stories of wwx although he’d act like he doesn’t really (“oh dear look at those vibes hmm def jzx and jc goodness child i told you to get the BEST genes not the worst) 

- one day jl’s visit coincides with the lsz and ljy then ljy demands a story from wwx to which jl says “stories are for babies” which makes ljy reply “if anyone’s the baby here, it’s YOU” “i am not a baby! i am five!” “yeah well im six! which makes YOU the baby!” “take that back!” *cue cute stomping of the foot* “go on your fours and start crawling away, baaaabbyyyyy” AND THUS, starts the war (lsz is smart and takes the time the two are brawling to go to wwx and sit on his lap while wwx just laughs and cheers on the fighting kids

- jc whips zidian at wwx later for not stopping the fight plus a lecture from lqr while wwx hides behind lwj

- WE CAN DEF HAVE MORE BUT I’LL END UP WITH A 20-PAGED ESSAY HAHAHA

AHHHH I LOVE THIS!!!!! 

After surgery

Jiang Cheng: *wakes up* Where's Wei Wuxian?

Wen Ning: Who do you think gave you the gold core?

Jiang Cheng: *cries*

Stillborn

WangXian ABO AU Where WWX Delved Into Necromancy Because Of A Stillbirth

This was the first ever AU I conceptualized before really diving into GDC, which means I didn’t know much other than who was who, what they looked like, and what the setup was; and of course it’s got ABO dynamics. When don’t my AU’s have ABO dynamics? My line of thought was, Huh. What if WWX and LWJ were together before shit hit the fan, and they almost had a child together, but that child died in the womb? ...What a great reason for WWX to delve into demonic cultivation!

WWX blames himself for not being strong enough to birth a healthy child and fears that LWJ will leave him. 

LWJ blames himself for not being a good enough partner, for not taking better care of WWX during his pregnancy, and fears that WWX will leave him. 

Both believe they themselves are at fault and that the other blames them. 

LWJ’s distance and silence doesn’t help WWX’s mental state, and so he dives into necromancy in an attempt to resurrect their dead baby, hoping that it’ll keep LWJ by his side. 

...Long story short, it goes about as well as you’d expect. 

“Lan...Lan Zhan, why are you so angry? I’ve brought our child back to us! Aren’t you happy? Why are you rejecting me?

“...I didn’t do good enough, did I? 

“I’m not good enough!”

Some afterthoughts:

Let’s assume WWX’s lost his golden core by the time he’s become pregnant. 

WangXian got together sometime before the Sunshot Campaign. 

Initially, WWX hadn’t delved into demonic cultivation until after his stillbirth, but let’s change that and say WWX had gotten into it for the sake of getting revenge on the Wens as he does in the canonverse, but perhaps LWJ convinces him to stop practicing until, y’know, WWX’s downward spiral. 

Wet mane!WWX. 

Have a nice day.