Alfred And Leslie Pretend To Be Bitterly, Scandalously Divorced At Parties For No Apparent Reason. They

Alfred and Leslie pretend to be bitterly, scandalously divorced at parties for no apparent reason. They have never been married or attracted to each other in any fashion. They try to see who can get the most people on their side by the end of the party. At the end they shake and say 'good game'.

tanya freemont literally the gayest and most homosexual lesbian imaginable

Have some more CHAOS BEEZ and Angel Crowley!

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? - Russell Crowe, probably

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The Addams Family

just to hide outside your door 🐍🍎

I need a fic where robin!jason is the only one to notice baby stalker tim while they’re out on their patrols and it gets to the point where he’ll occasionally address him when he’s alone & around the others and they think he’s low-key going insane

fast forward a couple years and tim refers to something he saw while he was stalking batman and robin and jason’s head just WHIPS towards bruce and starts screeching “I TOLD YOU I WASN’T HALLUCINATING THE TINY STALKER CHILD FOLLOWING US B!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU I-“ and he has to be dragged out of the room by nightwing, still loudly proclaiming his vindication while tim and the others just watch on with the pikachu meme face