I Love How Mycroft Introduces Himself As "Sherlock's Archnemesis Who Has Control Over Britain" But It

I love how Mycroft introduces himself as "Sherlock's archnemesis who has control over Britain" but it just turns out to be Sherlock's middle-aged brother.

One Whole Year of dinosaur blanket! + her majesty under blankie and my latest patches

We're not even a quarter of a way there to my planned finished size (queen blanket) 😂😅 but slowly and steadily we're getting there.

(edit: most of the patches are from handhuntkint on Etsy! I drafted the rest though)

"Swirling Stars," English paper pieced by Laura Duggan, some collaboration by Sally Bingham on piecing the outer negative space, hand quilted by Laura Duggan

sometimes when i’m bored i stare at a wall and imagine Vulcan Tiktok.

Vulcan mom vlogger puts foundation on her vulcan child so no one can see him blushing while he is still learning to control his emotions. a guy stitches the video barrating HER for being illogical- mastering emotion is a difficult task for young vulcans and stigmatizing it IS illogical. it gets 2.3 million likes.

Vulcan comedy videos of supposedly a man making recipes of Orion/Klingon/Human dishes except in every video they substitute ingredients until the video ends with Plomeek Soup every time.

Tiktok lives of lessons on The Teachings Of Surak and at least once an hour they have to respond to comments to say “no, Surak did not state that calling your ex is illogical, but that still does not mean it is logical”

Vulcan teenagers still do dumb shit just like Human Teenagers do, but now they just cover it with “it is logical to test the boundaries of logic, to further our mental o and philosophies.” and no one buys their bs but unless it’s illegal nobody cares enough to stop them

AMITA tiktok’s still remain extremely popular, just in a AMIIL (Am I Illogical) formula

She~

Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you had to learn how to control it. That didn't mean you let it trickle away. It meant you dammed it, carefully, let it develop a working head, let it drown whole valleys of the mind and then, just when the whole structure was about to collapse, opened a tiny pipeline at the base and let the iron-hard stream of wrath power the turbines of revenge.