Youre The Only Friend I Need

youre the only friend i need

Two Idiots

Warnings: Swearing, A kiss

A/n: I don’t know if Dico went to school with Chris Bam and Ryan but for this we’re just gonna go with it.

"Why don't you hang out with your other friends?" Raab scoffed. This was his usual attitude when Y/n came around. She didn't give it a second thought since she really had no choice. Her mom and April Margera were not only neighbors but good friends. "I would if I could."

"I bet you ask your mom to come just so you can see me." Bam grinned and nodded his head as if he had made some major discovery. "Ew, you wish Bam." The disgusted look on her face made Ryan and Dico laugh. "I see you clowns enough at school. There's no reason for me to see you any more than that."

"Oh come on. You have to like at least one of us. There's no way you don't, statistically speaking." Ryan chimed in. Of course, he had to bring stats into this, such a know it all. "Well, the stats are generally speaking. I don't like any of you and even if I did my dad said I can't date any of you idiots."

This made the guys laugh even harder. They've all had their first girlfriends and Ryan talked about his first kiss. Eighth grade had to have been the most annoying year for her. While they got to do whatever dumb shit they wanted, she had to be home by seven and 'act like a lady'. Her parents were pretty lenient for the most part but dating was a no. Dating Bam and his friends was an absolute no.

"I thought he liked us? He called Bam hilarious." Dico's eyebrows were furrowed and he made it seem like she just said the dumbest thing ever. The conversation was annoying to continue to have, especially when they just didn't get it. With a sigh, she answered, "He does. He did say that. It still doesn't mean he'd want me to date any of you." Ryan nodded his head, finally getting it. Of all of them, he had the most common sense. The others just shrugged and they moved on to what they should do this summer. Y/n gave them some ideas and Bam wrote them down. Most of what they did was her idea, she just could never do them.

During summer break, Bam and the others did everything they said they would and more. It was an accomplishing vacation for all of them. Y/n hasn't come around as much but they didn't really care. They only missed her when they ran out of ideas and there was no one around to pick on. As the summer was ending some of the high school kids were throwing an end-of-the-summer party. These parties were well known and everyone who was invited, plus whoever they brought, went. A total rager. Dico knew the guy throwing the party because they were neighbors, no one understood how he managed to get an invite but he did.

The house party was loud and dimly lit. Everyone was crowded together which made it sweaty.  Bam danced with everyone while the guys watched and made fun of him. When inside was too much they went out back to the pool. Ryan shook his head, "This should've been the first place we went." Girls in see-through white shirts swam around in the pool. One of the girls was trying to pull her friend into the pool. They laughed as she finally got her in.

"Raab, get her number or something." Bam pointed at the girl who pulled her friend into the pool. Chris was hesitant but shrugged and walked over to the edge where she hung to the side. "Hi, gorgeous." He smiled. When she turned to look at him, both of their eyes widened. "Y/n?"

"Were you trying to flirt with me, Raab?" Her nose crinkled up and she let out a laugh, "I still can't date you, idiots." He let out a laugh of embarrassment and slid his hand down the side of his face. The other guys walked over to see what was going on. When she was up close to them, they realized who it was. "Almost didn't recognize you," Ryan commented

"Yeah, I've been at cheerleader camp this whole summer so it's been a while. I wear makeup now too." She smiled. Before they could talk anymore her friend called her over. "Nice seeing you guys. See you around." Y/n got out of the pool and stood next to her friend who was talking to some guys. One of the guys wrapped a towel around her and said something that made her laugh. "Who would've thought Y/n would get this hot over one summer," Raab mumbled

When the school year finally started, it wasn't hard to miss Y/n and her new group of friends. The athletes were always the most known in schools, so it wasn't surprising when she became popular quickly. She was still sweet and genuine, never changing her personality. When she saw Bam, Ryan, Raab, and Dico she always said hey, even walking up to them to talk for a second. Her new 'friends' didn't get why she was bothering with them and even tried to tell her not to talk to them. As much as they used to argue she was quick to defend them. Letting them know they were good friends of hers and she didn't care what they thought.

Homecoming was coming up. The cheerleaders made it a big deal. Not only did they have to perform during halftime at the football game, but they also had a Homecoming dance that was mandatory. Y/n's friends said it was essential to have a date for the dance. The talk of the school was who Y/n would go with. The other cheerleaders recommended football players and other athletes but she declined all offers. It didn't make sense why she needed a date so bad. No one publicly asked her either, afraid of embarrassing themselves, only to shamefully text her begging her to go with them.

While class was in session, she went out to go to the bathroom. She was caught up on everything so it wouldn't cost her anything. The empty halls were peaceful. As she walked around she heard familiar laughter. With nothing better to do, Y/n followed it and to no surprise she found her old friends being stupid.

"Oh no the hall monitors here." Ryan let out a groan of fake annoyance. She let out a laugh, normally she never gave him the satisfaction. "Fuck off."

"So, princess. Who are you going to Homecoming with Jake or Carter?" His voice was anything but serious. The joke would be more funny if people weren’t constantly asking her the exact question. "No one. I'm going solo."

"I can take you to Homecoming." Raab smiled and Y/n smiled back, "Maybe, but I still can't date you, idiots."

Y/n's dad didn't like the idea of her going to Homecoming with any guy, but he at least knew Raab so he allowed it. When she told him she could go with him, he got cold feet. Telling her he was going out of town for the weekend. The guys never let him that down, calling him more names than usual. Her father wasn't pleased but she covered him pretty well. "It was just an idea. I was just asking in case I did want to have a date and if I could go with Raab- I mean Chris."

Even without a date she had fun. She got ready with the senior cheerleaders and listened to music. Since it was their last year they wanted dates but told her not to worry about any guy asking her. At Homecoming she danced with the girls and sang the songs they played.

As the year went on, she didn't see the guys as much as she used to. It wasn't unusual they missed school, they did it all the time. In all honesty, shes surprised she saw them at school as much as she did. She began to miss seeing them around randomly. This feeling went away when she started seeing them around after Cheerleading practice. Ryan would film Bam skating while Dico and Raab did the most random things.

On a random evening after practice, she saw them again, normally she was too tired to say hi but today she decided to go up to them. "It's funny how you're at school more when you aren't supposed to be here" 

"Guess its just better that way" Dico laughed , "Raab climb the tree and get on the roof!" No questions asked Chris climbed the tree and got onto the classroom building. It wasn't a big building but he was high enough to still get hurt if he fell off. "Jump off!"

Instinctively Y/n gasped, "No!" Making them laugh. "Shut up, Y/n. He's a professional. Do it Raab!" Bam yelled to him. Of course he did it.

"God you guys are idiots." She walked over to where he laid groaning. After a few more seconds he stood up with a goofy grin on his face, "You should kiss me ill feel so much better." Y/n rolled her eyes and continued to walk out of the school and back home.

Time went on and Y/n only saw them occasionally. Mostly during the summer at random parties. 'When are you allowed to date idiots?' Raab's words slurred together making Y/n laugh, 'When they stop acting like idiots'

Since she quit cheerleading she stopped seeing them after school. They continued to miss school and only went for a few classes a day and to skate around after hours. When Raab got kicked out of school she stopped seeing them entirely. Even with Bam as her next door neighbor she still never really saw them, too busy with her own life.

~

"Y/n just come with me. April's gonna do my hair." Her mom begged. Not taking no for an answer she grabbed her arm and pulled her out of the house. "It wont take long"

As they walked over Bam and the other stood outside of their house scheming per usual. "Oh hi boys! Nice seeing you! You've all grown up so much. Y/n hang out with them." She gave her a stern look and walked inside the house.

"Is your mom single?" Ryan joked making Y/n smile.

"The real question is, are you single?" Raab wiggled his eyebrows.

"I still can't date you idiots"

They stood there talking about Bam's extravagant plan to ride his skateboard down the hill and into a bush. There was no successful outcome of it but that was the point. Y/n laughed along with them as they showed her the videos they took of them doing some other stunt they did the other day.

"I told you I wouldn't be long, Y/n." Her mom walked out, "Oh, Bam! Your mom told me that she wants you to go to prom. Y/n doesn't have someone to go with so you can go with her!" She cheered. Y/n gave her mom a look and rolled her eyes. "I don't need a date."

Bam’s eyes widened and his cheeks turned a light pink. “I wasn’t planning on going. School events aren’t really my thing.”

"I'll go with Y/n" Raab flashed his smile making her mom smile, "Awe yeah! That'd be so cute."

The night of prom was stressful. April and Y/n’s mom were doing everything they could to get her ready, making sure everything was perfect. Bam Ryan and Dico made sure Raab was ready. Ryan made him wear something nicer than what he wanted to wear.

When she was finally ready, she walked down the stairs and went into the kitchen where everyone was. “Alright, lets go Raab.” After taking so much time to get ready, she was over it. Everyone was amazed at how good she looked. “Let me take a few pictures before you leave!” Her mom ran to grab a camera. After taking a few pictures they left to prom.

The venue was gorgeous, and decorated perfectly. This years prom them was greek gods and goddesses. Y/n and Raab were both dressed accordingly. Fast paced songs played throughout the night, making it enjoyable for both of them. Y/n was of course running for prom queen, so she was nervous the whole night. When the DJ said they would play a few more songs before announcing king and queen, no one expected a slow song. Raab was nervous as ever but still joked, “What? No slow dance.”

“Just remember, I cant date you idiots.” Her arms wrapped around his neck and his hands nervously touched her waist. “I wish you could.” She moved her body closer to his whispering, “I wish I could too.”

“Fuck your dad. I mean not really but who gives a fuck? Im gonna date you, Y/n.” He ranted. She just laughed and continued to slow dance with him.

When the songs were over the winners were finally announced. To no ones surprise Y/n was queen. The king was Carter, a corner for the football team. It was tradition to for them to dance but Carter had a girlfriend, so they made an agreement to just dance with their dates.

Raab brought her home at an acceptable time. It definitely wasn’t the time she needed to be home but it wasn’t as late as it could’ve been. The after party went on later than expected and who were they to go home early.

When Y/n graduated she made plans to stay home for a year or two. Working and doing whatever before she decided, no career plans in mind. Community college was also an option but she was still thinking about it.

Bam Ryan Dico and Raab all made their own plans to keep making videos. It was entertaining for all of them and they were getting attention from it, Bam especially.

While working at the local pizza place, Bam and the others came in. Y/n should’ve known she’d run into a few people working there. “Y’know of all the places I thought you’d be working at, a pizzeria was last on the list.” Ryan laughed

“Ha ha. What can I get started for you?” She stood there in a hat and polo with pizzas on them. They ordered but not before making fun of her uniform. “It’ll be out in ten. Dont disturb the other customers.” Her manager gave her a look and she sighed, “Please.” The fake smile on her face made then laugh even harder. “Assholes.”

When their order was ready she called their number. Raab got up to carry the tray back to the table. “You still look cute, even in that stupid shirt.”

“I-“

“Yeah yeah cant date idiots.” He finished her sentence but she shook her head and lightly laughed, “I was going to say I get off at six, if you wanted to hang out later.”

Y/n walked into the back to restock, leaving him in shock. He made his way back and let the others know.

“Every time you get a chance with her, you blow it.” Ryan smacked he back of his head, “Except prom but even then you didn’t even go through with what you said.”

“Yeah dude, you’re a fuckin’ idiot.” Bam talked with his mouth full.

After her shift she went back home and got ready. If he didn’t show up she’d probably completely give up. Raab hasn’t made a move or even tried no matter how much time she gave him.

The knock on her front door made her stomach turn. ‘Why am I getting nervous its just Raab?’

“Oh Chris! Its so nice to see you! Y/n!” Her mom called her. She made her way down the stairs and to the front door. When he saw her his cheeks turned a light pink and he was at loss of words. Y/n didn’t wear anything special, but whenever he saw her he felt flustered. She waved bye and walked out to his car.

“So- Uh- What did you -Uh want to do?” His stutter made her laugh. It was cute that he was so nervous. “Anything. I just wanted to hang out with you.” Raab pulled out of the driveway and started driving, no destination in mind. The radio played music quietly.

“Yeah?” He nervously laughed. With a shake of her head and a little laugh she answered yes. ‘Do I have to spell it out for him?’

“Chris, I like you. More than friends.” This seemed to be news to him because his eyes widened and he stayed quiet for a few seconds.

“I’ve liked you for a really long time. I would’ve said something sooner if I knew.”

“I thought you were going to after prom, but it never happened.”

“I was but I don’t know. I got nervous I guess.” Raab went through a drive through and got shakes for them. They parked and continued to talk.

“You always said you couldn’t date ‘idiots’” His fingers quoted the word idiots. “I figured if you really wanted date me you’d just talk to my dad” She shrugged sipping her shake.

“Thats all I had to do?! Fuck I really am an idiot.” He laughed

“Its not all your fault but yeah thats all I was waiting for.”

After their date he dropped her back off at her house. He got out and opened the door on her side of the car. “Well I guess ill have to take you out again sometime, huh.” Raab had his hands in his pockets.

“Yeah, I guess you will.” She leaned against the car, “Do I have to spell it out for you this time too?”

He laughed and placed his hand on the side of her face, “No I got it from here.” Raab leaned in and placed his lips gently onto hers. Y/n instantly kissed back wrapping her arms around his neck. His other hand pulled her waist closer to his.

“YEAH RAAB!” Bam and Ryan came out of no where ruining the moment. He pulled away and the guys tackled him. “Bam you’re really fuckin’ annoying.”

“Bye Y/n. I’ll pick you up tomorrow for a real date.” His sudden confidence made her smile, “Bye, Chris. Later morons.” She walked back inside cheesing from ear to ear.

The universe knew I’d be too powerful to be my age in 2002…

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PDA with the guys HC’s (part 1? Idk if I’m gonna make a part 2)

Johnny

Would always keep a protective eye over you especially if you were on set, in that case he would always try to be close to you then too

Him hugging you from behind

Resting your head on his shoulder, especially after a long day of filming

Forehead kisses 🫶

If you guys were on set or filming and sitting around he would pull you down to sit on his lap wherever he was

On red carpets or anywhere with paparazzi he would hold your hand or you would wrap your arm around his to stay close

Steve-O

ALWAYS having his arm around your shoulders

Leading you around with him at parties and on set

In between takes he would wanna take naps with you

Big, dramatic kisses on your cheek, especially when he was in a rush and had to run off to film another bit

Always kicking the other guys out of their chairs so he could sit closest to you

Chris

Constantly holding your hand whether you’re driving, on set, sitting at home, or out at dinner

Would sneak up behind you when you were busy and just cover your face is tons of little kisses

Secretly (not so secretly) would be the small spoon when you guys would nap during breaks in filming on set

If he’s beside you and not holding your hand, he’s got an arm around your waist

Just constantly staring at you with a big dopey smile on his face until you noticed and ran over to give him a quick kiss.

Ryan

Randomly kisses the back of your hand or shoulder when walking

Long hugs

Laying his head in your lap when lounging around both on set and at home

He would play with your hair almost CONSTANTLY

Piggy back rides everywhere around set from him

Okay I absolutely LOVED The Office of Love

Would there be a possibility for you to write something like that, but with Bam? 😳

Pretty pretty please

Thank you so much! And of course I can, I'll never turn down the chance to write about Bam!

The Love Hotel

prompt: You have been friends with Bam since you could remember, you two have been close since before the cky days. It was needless to say you had a thing for him, and that was apparent to the whole Jackass crew but Bam. What'll happen when the Jackass boys lock you in his hotel room with him?

warnings: Light smut, fluff, fem!reader!

You laid on the bed of your hotel room watching whatever adult cartoon the TV was playing. You and the Jackass boys were filming in Los Angles this week and you weren't complaining, it made you feel like a real super star. One that didn't get her big break from skating in a bikini with Ryan and taking some pretty rough falls together since you both in-fact, couldn't skate. But you wouldn't change it.

You loved what you did, you got to see your friends almost every day and just hang out with them all the time. Though you wouldn't say you all were perfect and happy with one-another all the time but what friendship doesn't have it's bumps?

It made you thankful you agreed to start filming things with Bam back in West Chester during high school, he begged you for what seemed like weeks to join him and the rest of your friends in doing the same stupid things you were doing but for something bigger and better.

"Come on Y/n, please just join us! I promise you it won't fail! Plus you are totally badass we need your stunts!"

"No Bam, it just isn't something I want to do and my parents would kill me. Plus would people really want to see a girl do that nasty stuff?"

It turns out a lot of people would, because now it was your full time job. You were very grateful Bam ignored your wishes of not being in cky and put you in the film, but when you first found out you were in the film jumping off Bam's roof onto a trampoline and snapping your arm along with many other of your dumb moments caught on camera without your permission you were pissed. But of course that was until you received your large paycheck from cky, then you were 100% on board.

Bam had always had this odd faith in you, he always was the first one saying you could do a hard stunt and walk away without a mark on your body. He always pushed you to be the best you even when you two were littler and living as neighbors in West Chester.

You thought that's why you had a crush on him, because he always had a soft spot for you unlike the rest of his friends and even his family. But you also just loved Bam because he was Bam.

You'd never tell him this though or anyone, in fear of ruining the life long friendship you two had. Well, anyone but Ryan. You slipped up one night when you were a sad drunk and throwing up in your hotel toilet, telling Ryan you have had a crush on Bam since you could remember as your make up ran down your face. Ryan was nice about it though, he swore he would never tell Bam.

He swore to never tell Bam, not the rest of the Jackass guys. The Jackass guys knew since the next morning of your sad drunk confession that you liked Bam and ever since then they all have been secretly watching you two.

Johnny was finally tired of watching you hide your feelings so why not make a stunt out of trying to confess your love for a certain curly headed boy right?

You reached over to the hotel side table and grabbed your drink you bought early this morning. You unscrewed the cap to your drink and took a large swig of the cold liquid, when suddenly a loud knock was heard on your hotel room door causing you to almost choke on your drink. You quickly swallowed your drink as you let out a small cough and screwed the cap back on, wiping your mouth as you ripped the covers off of your lower body, your pj shorts that had the cky logo randomly plastered all over them now visible. Another loud knock was heard on your door, "Geez I'm coming asshole!"

You quickly got to the hotel room door and peeped your eye through the peep hole on the door and saw it was Bam, you quickly got excited when you saw the boy and unlocked your door opening it quickly. "Hey Bam, what's up?" You asked the curly haired boy with a smile, "I should be asking you that." He laughed. You cocked a brow at Bam, confused by what he met.

"Um, what do you mean?" You asked, "What do you mean what do I mean? Ryan told me you needed me." Your face scrunched up in confusion at his words, "I never said that, I haven't even seen Ryan this morning." Bam was now just as confused as you were. "Wait really?" Bam asked, you nodded at his words as you let out a small laugh. "Well. Now I feel kind of stupid." Bam laughed.

You laughed a bit with Bam before he spoke up, "Nice shorts by the-" What you weren't expecting was Bam to be shoved into you with a large amount of force causing him to topple on top of you and have you both end up on the ground. Before Bam could even turn his head to look at who the hell shoved him into you your hotel door was slammed shut.

Bam quickly scrambled to his feet as he tried to open your hotel door but it wouldn't budge. Bam began to aggressively pull at the door trying with all his strength to open the hotel door while yelling curse words at whoever pushed him and slammed the door. You slowly got up from the ground and gently moved Bam away from the door and looked out the peep hole.

You saw a rope tied to your door, the rope was connected to the door across from you. "Shit." You said, "What? Who's there?" Bam said as he moved your head with his. Once Bam looked through the peep hole and saw the rope tied to the doors and realized it was almost impossible to get out he shouted, "Oh come on!" Bam took his eye away from the peep hole and rubbed his face. "I swear if a fucking snake pops out of somewhere." Bam said as he began looking around.

"There's no snakes Bam! But I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is The Love Hotel!" You heard laughter erupt from multiple people outside of your hotel door, and it all finally clicked for you and Bam. You watched as Bam's face lit up with a bright shade of red and you felt your face get hot. Bam began banging on the door, "You fuckers are asses! I'm going to get all of you so bad when I get out of here!" Bam yelled as he began banging on the door. "Careful love birds, there's a camera!" You heard the familiar voice of Chris say.

"Fuck you!" Bam shouted. His face a bright shade of red. "This is the last fucking time I listen to anything Ryan says." Bam grumbled as he walked into your hotel room and sat on the edge of your bed. You slowly waked farther into your room and sat on the far edge of your bed as far away from Bam as you could.

You were embarrassed and also a bit pissed at Ryan for telling the Jackass guys about your crush on Bam. Now you were stuck in a room with him with the main topic being love.

"I'm sorry Bam." You spoke softly as you looked down at your lap and messed with your fingers. "What? Why are you apologizing?" Bam said, turning his attention towards you instead of how badly he would be injured if he jumped out the window.

"Because if it wasn't for me being a sad drunk one night I wouldn't have told Ryan I have a crush on you and we wouldn't be in this mess so I'm really sorry and I know the only way you are going to be able to get out of my room is if I say it so there. I said it." You spoke quickly, your cheeks now as red as a tomato as you refused to look at Bam.

Bam was looking at you in shock, his jaw slightly dropped as he processed your sentence fully. "But the whole reason we are here is because I told Ryan I liked you." You looked up at Bam who had rosy pink cheeks along with a nervous smile. "You.. you like me too?" You spoke softly. "Yeah." Bam chuckled as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Well this is going differently then I thought." You said with a nervous laugh. "Same." Bam chuckled. You and Bam both just looked at each other, his crystal blue eyes looked like they were filled with love. He looked peaceful, and not in the way he was peaceful while skating but the kind of peaceful you feel when you feel safe. His bottom lip was sucked between his teeth.

"God stop looking at me like that and just kiss me." Bam said as he moved closer to you and gently grabbed your chin and pulled your lips to his.

The kiss was everything you had ever dreamed of. You had been craving this kiss ever since you were 14 and watching Bam do kick flips in his driveway as he asked you if you saw the trick, you always said you did but you never really did. Your mind was too full with how Bam was just Bam, and how much you loved it.

You tasted cigarettes and coffee on his lips, two flavors you never knew went so good together. You felt Bam's hand move from your chin to your thigh, his cold rings giving your body goosebumps. You pulled away from the kiss, Bam furrowing his brows wondering why you two stopped. But what made him glad you stopped was when you crawled onto his lap and took off your black shirt and discarded it on the floor to be picked up later, under your shirt you revealed your lacy black bra of choice.

"This is better than what I imagined." Bam said as he moved his hands to your waist and slowly moved them up and down. You giggled at his comment. "Raise your arms Margera." Bam happily listened to your command, raising his arms up. You grabbed the bottom of his shirt and pulled his shirt over his head. You tossed his shirt on the ground and took in his body.

Sure you had seen Bam shirtless countless of times but never like this, in such an intermit way. You began to trail your nail on his tattoo tracing the pattern around it. Bam's stomach flexing as you did so, "Ah- Stop that it tickles." Bam softly laughed. You laughed softly with the boy before you went back in for a kiss with Bam.

His tongue entering your mouth in this kiss, his callused hands gripping your waist to surly leave hand prints. You shifted your hips to get in a more comfortable position, what you weren't expecting was a whimper that came from Bam. The whimper peaked your interest and you began rolling your hips onto his lap. Bam moved his hands down to your hips and began guiding your movements. Bam pulled away from your lips and let out a groan.

"God just like that Y/n." Bam spoke out in a shaky breath. As you watched Bam throw his head back in pleasure you and you began lightly moaning. You had imagined this happening for years but you realized the reason this was happening was because of a stunt. "Oh my god Bam there's a camera in here." You said alarmed, as you stopped rocking your hips on his erection that was now apparent.

Bam tilted his heads back up and looked at you with low hooded eyes that were high off lust and a smirk on his lips, "Let em watch sweetheart." You felt as if your whole body flushed red like a cartoon character. "Nice shorts Y/n, love the cky rep." Your head spun to the familiar voice of Ryan coming from the other end of the room.

You then saw the rest of the Jackass guys with goofy smiles on their face. Bam wrapped his arms around you and pulled you closely into his chest to try and hide you as much as he could even though you were already on camera.

"If we let you guys go any further we won't be able to put it in the movie." Johnny said. "Well then take whatever damn camera that is in here out and leave you cocksuckers!" Bam exclaimed. Johnny threw his hands up in defense as he grabbed the small camera that was placed behind the hotel TV, you couldn't help but wonder how the hell they managed to get the camera in here.

"You look great Y/n, you should stop by my room after your done with Bam here." Steve-o remarked with a playful smirk. Bam raised his hand from your back and pointed at Steve-o along with the rest of the guys.

"I'll kick your ass Steve-o! And the rest of you guys if you don't get the hell out now!"