Can You Do A Road Trip With The Crew Of Viva La Bam And Reader?? Cause It Would Be Very Chaotic With

Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??

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On The Road

A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!

Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam

Warnings: Swearing

It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”

Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.

Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.

They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.

***

It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate. 

Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back. 

The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving. 

“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.

After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end. 

Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time. 

This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out. 

As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.

By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.

Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.

In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.

Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe. 

Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.

Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.

“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”

“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.

“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.

When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”

“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.

Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear. 

Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny. 

He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired. 

“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take” 

“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh. 

In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep. 

“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot, 

“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten. 

“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room. 

“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.

As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else

The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back. 

i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))

IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!

thanks for your patience <3

Raab supremacy 

this is bam & ryan

Happy birthday bitch!!!!

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”