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last updated: 10/18/2022

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Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

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Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

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Need to Change

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Cold Feet

Dico

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Watching Twilight

Updated Masterlist

* = smut

Newest Fic

Requests open

last updated: 10/18/2022

Series:

Bam Margera

Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part

One Shots:

Ryan Dunn

More than you’ll ever know

Golf Course Shenanigans

Perfect Match

Steve-o 

About time

Chris Raab

*Road trip

Two Idiots

Picnic Date

Stuck With Me

Best Friends

Behind the scenes

Pretending

Bam Margera

Need to Change

Johnny Knoxville

Cold Feet

Dico

Cky gets jobs

Headcannons:

Mornings With Steve-o

Watching Twilight

Road Trip

Summary: Y/n and Raab himself are on the way to another one of Bam’s schemes but are interrupted 

Warnings: Swearing, Smut, Unprotected sex

Minors DNI please

A/n: This is my first time writing smut so I'm sorry if its awful. Also I want to apologize for not writing as much. More stuff is on the way! Thank you for the support I appreciate it <3

As the rain hit the window, Y/n watched the droplets race down the glass. It wasn't supposed to be stormy, hell, it wasn't even supposed to rain. She had no choice but to stay inside and wait until it stopped so she and Raab could go meet up with Bam. They weren't given too much information other than, 'Meet us in Atlantic city'. It wasn't a surprise that he planned something last minute and it wasn't really going as planned. "So what're we gonna do, wait it out?" Her eyes moved to Raab who stood behind her, bags in his hand disappointed with the sudden change of plans. "Well, there's nothing else we can do" He shrugged and dropped the luggage onto the ground walking towards the couch to sit down. Agreeing she sat next to him and put on a movie to kill some time while waiting.

Raab and Y/n have lived together for almost a year now. Being roommates was slightly different than spending every second together and even spending the night over at each other's houses. It should've come as no surprise that Raab was pretty messy, but when he left dishes and dirty towels on the bathroom floor she couldn't help but be shocked. Constantly having to tell him to clean up after himself and do his own laundry was annoying but she wouldn't live with anyone else. He was her best friend and no matter how much she wanted to strangle him most of the time Y/n wouldn't have it any other way.

The movie played and the rain died down to only sprinkles. It seemed like the perfect opportunity to leave before it picked back up again. The two rushed to grab their things and got into the car to leave. Raab insisted on driving even though he wasn't the greatest driver. Y/n brought plenty of CDs of her own to play in the car. He always complained when she did this but deep down they both knew he didn't mind her music and would even absently hum or sing it quietly. She rarely would catch him in the act too busy singing and dancing in the passenger seat but when she did she couldn't help but smile to herself. "Nooo not Gwen Stefani!" He groaned. Y/n laughed to herself and continued to play the rest of Spiderwebs before ejecting the CD and putting in another one. The next CD was CKY which Raab was pleased to hear. He nodded his head and sang along.

As they continued to drive the rain picked back up again, annoying but it was drivable. They were making a great time and might even make it around the same time Bam does. It wasn't a race but it was better to be there when he was or else they'd miss out on whatever he had planned for the remainder of the day.

Y/n put in a blank CD with no title or anything, having no idea what it could even be. For all, she knew it could've been more of Raab's music. To her surprise, it was Maroon 5. She opened the glove compartment in front of her hoping to find the track-list so she can skip to the songs she knows. To her luck she did, putting her finger on the next button only once deciding she would let the other songs play. As 'This Love' played the rain began to come down a little too hard for their liking.

"We might have to pull over til it stops 'cause I don't know how much longer I can drive like this" He spoke. Y/n nodded her head in agreement. Raab flicked his signal on and pulled over to the side of the two-lane freeway. He shut it off once he was fully off the road and parked, turning on his hazards so someone would see them. Just in case. The two sat there while the music played. "Well is this fun" Y/n lightly joked earning a smile from Raab, "Dude, this is so fun." They sat there making small talk while the music played.

When their conversation came to an end his heart began to race and his palms became sweaty. Raab was staring at her with admiration. Y/n didn't recognize this look and immediately asked, "What? Is there something on my face?" He laughed and shook his head, "No, you're just so beautiful." His face was hot and his cheeks were pink as he quietly spoke. The sudden boldness surprised both of them. Y/n brushed it off by laughing and looked away from him, "Raab, shut up" He continued to admire her with a goofy grin on his face. "I mean it, Y/n. You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen."

She looked back at him and smiled, "I think you're pretty too" Now Raab was turning away to hide his blush, even though it was too dark to even see. Before either of them could say anything else a flash of lightning lit up the sky. "Oh fuck" He took the words right out of her mouth. Raab started laughing in amazement completely unfazed by the situation. Y/n wasn't usually scared of lightning but only having a car as their protection didn't sit right with her. "I guess I'm not surprised you find this amusing." He does dumb shit for fun she shouldn't be surprised. Her laugh was a little forced as she tried to make light of the situation.

He nudged her shoulder with his fist gently, "Don't tell me you're scared of a little lightning, Y/n." She folded her arms over her chest and gave him an unpleased look. Raab only laughed and jumped in the back seat. "What are you-"

"Come here" His words were soft as he spoke, motioning for her to sit beside him. She clumsily moved next to him. The small space did not help her case. Raab put his arm around her and pulled her in close. "Just relax. We'll be fine." Y/n placed her head on his shoulder and her hand on his chest, ignoring the bright light and rumbling in the sky.

It was too hard to relax even with Raab humming along to the music and rubbing her back. She abruptly sat up, "This isn't working. Let's play a game or something."

"I have a better idea," She waited for him to explain further but he didn't, "Do you trust me?" Y/n nodded her head and shrugged. Slowly he placed his hands on the sides of her face, making sure she was comfortable with his actions. When there was no hesitation in her face, only widened eyes from shock, he leaned forward, his lips hovering over hers. "Is this okay?" Not trusting her voice she nodded her head.

Raab placed his lips on hers. It was unlike any kiss she's ever had, he was a really good kisser. She had never felt like this while kissing someone, her heart fluttered and she felt fireworks. He was feeling no better than her, he's been dreaming of this moment the moment they became friends. Y/n put her hands on his chest as she deepened the kiss. His rhythm was interrupted as she did so but quickly got back into it. Her hands moved to the back of his neck grabbing the ends of his hair. She was desperate to feel more of him. His touch, his lips. He lightly groaned at the tug, moving his hands to her waist. Without stopping he moved her onto his lap. A smirk grew on her face as she felt his need for her. Y/n started to move her hips back and forth.

"Baby" He moaned and her hips stuttered. She was taken back and pulled away. Breathless with flushed cheeks. Their lips inches away from each other again. The smirk on her face returned when she saw Raab with his head leaned back and his eyes closed breathing heavy. Y/n placed a few kisses along his jaw and slowly went down to his neck, making sure to leave at least one light hickey. Deciding to take charge, Raab placed his lips on her again. Rougher this time. His hands slid up and down her back.

His fingertips lightly tugged the ends of her shirt, silently asking for permission. She pulled away just for a second to discard her shirt and bra. While she took off hers, he slid his off quickly. Raab attached his lips to her neck and slowly went down to her now revealing chest, making sure to mark it up. "I need you, Chris. Please." Y/n begged. He could've finished right then and there. Her pleads were like music to his ears. They both took off their pants and underwear, tossing them to the side.

Not wasting any more time he slowly entered her with a groan. When he bottomed out, he stayed still letting her get used to the feeling (and so he didn't finish too quick). Y/n placed her lips onto his for a quick kiss and started to move up and down, Raab's hands helped guide her. He looked so pretty with his head back, eyes tightened and mouth open. Not to mention the string of moans that came from him. She was brought back to reality when he hit the right spot inside her. "Fuck! Right there, Chris!" How could he not give her what she asked for when she sounded so pretty? He continued at a slightly faster pace making sure to hit the same spot over and over again. The feeling of her clenching around him helped reach him closer and closer to his own high. "Fuck, I'm gonna cum."

"Me too" After a few more thrusts she reached her climax, saying his name over and over again which caused him to finish inside of her. They sat there for a while catching their breath, her head on his shoulder with her arms wrapped around him. When they finally did, he pulled out and reached over to the closest article of clothing in reach to clean her up with. As they changed back into their clothes, the CD had played every song and was replaying the album. The silence wasn't as awkward with the music playing. The thunder and lightning stopped and the rain was light once again. "Guess I can drive again now" Raab laughed. "Yeah I guess so" She replied with a smile. They jumped back into the front of the first place car, checking their appearance in the mirror and putting themselves back together.

As she touched up her makeup he admired her, wondering why she even bothered with makeup she definitely didn't need it. Without turning her head she noticed him looking at her. "You're staring again" Y/n smiled and put the mirror back up. "I can't help it." Raab lovingly stared at her. In a quick motion, she put both of her hands on the sides of his face and kissed him. "Now c'mon we have to get there asap." He started the car and started to drive again.

After a few hours of driving, they reached their hotel in Atlantic City. Because they were so behind on driving they got there late, missing whatever Bam had planned for that evening. They both got ready for bed and laid on their separate beds.

 "Chris?" Her voice was soft not wanting to wake him if he was already asleep. He hummed as a response, obviously half awake. "Can I sleep next to you?" Raab started to laugh, "C'mere" She got up and made her way to the other side of his bed. He turned to face her, a goofy grin on his face. Y/n knew him well enough to know he was gonna say something stupid. To avoid this she gave him a quick peck on the lips, "Shut up."

He laughed and sighed, "I love you, Y/n"

"I love you too, Chris." He laid on his back pulling her into his chest and falling asleep shortly after. 

Road Trip

Summary: Y/n and Raab himself are on the way to another one of Bam’s schemes but are interrupted 

Warnings: Swearing, Smut, Unprotected sex

Minors DNI please

A/n: This is my first time writing smut so I'm sorry if its awful. Also I want to apologize for not writing as much. More stuff is on the way! Thank you for the support I appreciate it <3

As the rain hit the window, Y/n watched the droplets race down the glass. It wasn't supposed to be stormy, hell, it wasn't even supposed to rain. She had no choice but to stay inside and wait until it stopped so she and Raab could go meet up with Bam. They weren't given too much information other than, 'Meet us in Atlantic city'. It wasn't a surprise that he planned something last minute and it wasn't really going as planned. "So what're we gonna do, wait it out?" Her eyes moved to Raab who stood behind her, bags in his hand disappointed with the sudden change of plans. "Well, there's nothing else we can do" He shrugged and dropped the luggage onto the ground walking towards the couch to sit down. Agreeing she sat next to him and put on a movie to kill some time while waiting.

Raab and Y/n have lived together for almost a year now. Being roommates was slightly different than spending every second together and even spending the night over at each other's houses. It should've come as no surprise that Raab was pretty messy, but when he left dishes and dirty towels on the bathroom floor she couldn't help but be shocked. Constantly having to tell him to clean up after himself and do his own laundry was annoying but she wouldn't live with anyone else. He was her best friend and no matter how much she wanted to strangle him most of the time Y/n wouldn't have it any other way.

The movie played and the rain died down to only sprinkles. It seemed like the perfect opportunity to leave before it picked back up again. The two rushed to grab their things and got into the car to leave. Raab insisted on driving even though he wasn't the greatest driver. Y/n brought plenty of CDs of her own to play in the car. He always complained when she did this but deep down they both knew he didn't mind her music and would even absently hum or sing it quietly. She rarely would catch him in the act too busy singing and dancing in the passenger seat but when she did she couldn't help but smile to herself. "Nooo not Gwen Stefani!" He groaned. Y/n laughed to herself and continued to play the rest of Spiderwebs before ejecting the CD and putting in another one. The next CD was CKY which Raab was pleased to hear. He nodded his head and sang along.

As they continued to drive the rain picked back up again, annoying but it was drivable. They were making a great time and might even make it around the same time Bam does. It wasn't a race but it was better to be there when he was or else they'd miss out on whatever he had planned for the remainder of the day.

Y/n put in a blank CD with no title or anything, having no idea what it could even be. For all, she knew it could've been more of Raab's music. To her surprise, it was Maroon 5. She opened the glove compartment in front of her hoping to find the track-list so she can skip to the songs she knows. To her luck she did, putting her finger on the next button only once deciding she would let the other songs play. As 'This Love' played the rain began to come down a little too hard for their liking.

"We might have to pull over til it stops 'cause I don't know how much longer I can drive like this" He spoke. Y/n nodded her head in agreement. Raab flicked his signal on and pulled over to the side of the two-lane freeway. He shut it off once he was fully off the road and parked, turning on his hazards so someone would see them. Just in case. The two sat there while the music played. "Well is this fun" Y/n lightly joked earning a smile from Raab, "Dude, this is so fun." They sat there making small talk while the music played.

When their conversation came to an end his heart began to race and his palms became sweaty. Raab was staring at her with admiration. Y/n didn't recognize this look and immediately asked, "What? Is there something on my face?" He laughed and shook his head, "No, you're just so beautiful." His face was hot and his cheeks were pink as he quietly spoke. The sudden boldness surprised both of them. Y/n brushed it off by laughing and looked away from him, "Raab, shut up" He continued to admire her with a goofy grin on his face. "I mean it, Y/n. You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen."

She looked back at him and smiled, "I think you're pretty too" Now Raab was turning away to hide his blush, even though it was too dark to even see. Before either of them could say anything else a flash of lightning lit up the sky. "Oh fuck" He took the words right out of her mouth. Raab started laughing in amazement completely unfazed by the situation. Y/n wasn't usually scared of lightning but only having a car as their protection didn't sit right with her. "I guess I'm not surprised you find this amusing." He does dumb shit for fun she shouldn't be surprised. Her laugh was a little forced as she tried to make light of the situation.

He nudged her shoulder with his fist gently, "Don't tell me you're scared of a little lightning, Y/n." She folded her arms over her chest and gave him an unpleased look. Raab only laughed and jumped in the back seat. "What are you-"

"Come here" His words were soft as he spoke, motioning for her to sit beside him. She clumsily moved next to him. The small space did not help her case. Raab put his arm around her and pulled her in close. "Just relax. We'll be fine." Y/n placed her head on his shoulder and her hand on his chest, ignoring the bright light and rumbling in the sky.

It was too hard to relax even with Raab humming along to the music and rubbing her back. She abruptly sat up, "This isn't working. Let's play a game or something."

"I have a better idea," She waited for him to explain further but he didn't, "Do you trust me?" Y/n nodded her head and shrugged. Slowly he placed his hands on the sides of her face, making sure she was comfortable with his actions. When there was no hesitation in her face, only widened eyes from shock, he leaned forward, his lips hovering over hers. "Is this okay?" Not trusting her voice she nodded her head.

Raab placed his lips on hers. It was unlike any kiss she's ever had, he was a really good kisser. She had never felt like this while kissing someone, her heart fluttered and she felt fireworks. He was feeling no better than her, he's been dreaming of this moment the moment they became friends. Y/n put her hands on his chest as she deepened the kiss. His rhythm was interrupted as she did so but quickly got back into it. Her hands moved to the back of his neck grabbing the ends of his hair. She was desperate to feel more of him. His touch, his lips. He lightly groaned at the tug, moving his hands to her waist. Without stopping he moved her onto his lap. A smirk grew on her face as she felt his need for her. Y/n started to move her hips back and forth.

"Baby" He moaned and her hips stuttered. She was taken back and pulled away. Breathless with flushed cheeks. Their lips inches away from each other again. The smirk on her face returned when she saw Raab with his head leaned back and his eyes closed breathing heavy. Y/n placed a few kisses along his jaw and slowly went down to his neck, making sure to leave at least one light hickey. Deciding to take charge, Raab placed his lips on her again. Rougher this time. His hands slid up and down her back.

His fingertips lightly tugged the ends of her shirt, silently asking for permission. She pulled away just for a second to discard her shirt and bra. While she took off hers, he slid his off quickly. Raab attached his lips to her neck and slowly went down to her now revealing chest, making sure to mark it up. "I need you, Chris. Please." Y/n begged. He could've finished right then and there. Her pleads were like music to his ears. They both took off their pants and underwear, tossing them to the side.

Not wasting any more time he slowly entered her with a groan. When he bottomed out, he stayed still letting her get used to the feeling (and so he didn't finish too quick). Y/n placed her lips onto his for a quick kiss and started to move up and down, Raab's hands helped guide her. He looked so pretty with his head back, eyes tightened and mouth open. Not to mention the string of moans that came from him. She was brought back to reality when he hit the right spot inside her. "Fuck! Right there, Chris!" How could he not give her what she asked for when she sounded so pretty? He continued at a slightly faster pace making sure to hit the same spot over and over again. The feeling of her clenching around him helped reach him closer and closer to his own high. "Fuck, I'm gonna cum."

"Me too" After a few more thrusts she reached her climax, saying his name over and over again which caused him to finish inside of her. They sat there for a while catching their breath, her head on his shoulder with her arms wrapped around him. When they finally did, he pulled out and reached over to the closest article of clothing in reach to clean her up with. As they changed back into their clothes, the CD had played every song and was replaying the album. The silence wasn't as awkward with the music playing. The thunder and lightning stopped and the rain was light once again. "Guess I can drive again now" Raab laughed. "Yeah I guess so" She replied with a smile. They jumped back into the front of the first place car, checking their appearance in the mirror and putting themselves back together.

As she touched up her makeup he admired her, wondering why she even bothered with makeup she definitely didn't need it. Without turning her head she noticed him looking at her. "You're staring again" Y/n smiled and put the mirror back up. "I can't help it." Raab lovingly stared at her. In a quick motion, she put both of her hands on the sides of his face and kissed him. "Now c'mon we have to get there asap." He started the car and started to drive again.

After a few hours of driving, they reached their hotel in Atlantic City. Because they were so behind on driving they got there late, missing whatever Bam had planned for that evening. They both got ready for bed and laid on their separate beds.

 "Chris?" Her voice was soft not wanting to wake him if he was already asleep. He hummed as a response, obviously half awake. "Can I sleep next to you?" Raab started to laugh, "C'mere" She got up and made her way to the other side of his bed. He turned to face her, a goofy grin on his face. Y/n knew him well enough to know he was gonna say something stupid. To avoid this she gave him a quick peck on the lips, "Shut up."

He laughed and sighed, "I love you, Y/n"

"I love you too, Chris." He laid on his back pulling her into his chest and falling asleep shortly after. 

Picnic Date with Raab

summary: going on a date with your bf raab

Warnings: none pretty cheesy stuff

Friday mornings were usually more relaxing than Friday nights with the CKY guys. Y/n was constantly being dragged along by Raab and included in on the shenanigans. She loved nothing more than hanging out with him and watching him be stupid with his close friends.

“Get on with me Y/n!” He yelled from the couch with ski’s on the bottom. She just laughed and shook her head. Her plans of just watching from the side were ruined when Raab grabbed her arm and dragged her to the couch.

His arm was tightly wrapped around her waist holding them as they sled on the snow, both of them laughing til their sides hurt.

With Raab being so busy with Viva La Bam, he hasn’t taken much time to take her out on dates and spend some one on one time together other than watching tv before bed and in the morning.

It finally came to his attention that they haven’t had time together when Ryan made a harmless joke, “Shut up Raab, why don’t you go take Y/n out or something” Ryan was only pulling his leg because Raab was the only one with a girlfriend but it sparked an idea in his head. He spent the rest of the morning planning an afternoon and evening for the two of them.

Raab told her that they had to go to the store and pick up some things for the show because he lost the game of poker they were playing. Y/n wasn’t interested in going but after he insisted she go with him so he wouldn’t get bored, she agreed.

“I think you owe me one after this” She looked over at him smiling. He laughed loudly and continued to drive to the spot he had picked out for their surprise date.

“Chris, you passed the store” Y/n commented.

“Oh shit” He laughed “Its alright theres another one up here.”

He pulled into an empty parking lot and parked. They were at a park that was always empty. There was a dirt trail around the edges and grass for days in the middle, with trees everywhere. It was simple but pretty.

Raab got out and grabbed some things from the trunk, running to the middle of the grass.

“Chris! Wait up” She yelled after him.

When she finally made it to where he was, he had set up the blanket and picnic basket full of snacks. Raab even got her a bouquet of her favorite flowers.

Y/n sat beside him and smiled, “This is very nice, Chris”

“Sorry for not raking you out in so long. I hope this can make up for it.”

Y/n laughed and nodded, “It definitely does”

They sat on the blanket and ate. Talking about random things that came to their minds. New music, work drama, Bam. Everything. After a while they laid down in silence. Her head on his chest tracing it with her fingers and his hand behind his head and the other wrapped around her.

“I brought art stuff if you wanna paint?” He suggested and she sat up smiling, “Of course I do!” Y/n kissed his lips and pulled away.

Raab grabbed the canvases and paint from the basket and the two started painting in no time. He wasn’t much of an artist but Y/n was and he’d paint shitty art with her any day if it meant he got to hear her laugh at how bad his was.

“Is that a dog?” She asked as he showed her his work.

“No its a horse! I painted you a horse.” Y/n couldn’t contain the laugh that came out. She loved it.

“Ohh I see it now. Thats good!” She said catching her breath.

“Shut up” He smiled at her.

Y/n continued to paint hers. It was of Raab and the snowy tree behind him. As she squeezed more paint out of the bottle into the palette, it went all over the place. Getting on Raab’s shirt and jeans.

“Well now I gotta get you back” He sighed before grabbing some more colors and getting them on her.

“Chris!” She yelled grabbing the ugliest color she could reach and putting it in his hair.

They soon cleaned up their mess at the park and went back to Castle Bam completely covered in paint.

“What the hell happened to you two?” Bam asked

“Painting” Raab shrugged and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, going upstairs to shower.

Picnic Date with Raab

summary: going on a date with your bf raab

Warnings: none pretty cheesy stuff

Friday mornings were usually more relaxing than Friday nights with the CKY guys. Y/n was constantly being dragged along by Raab and included in on the shenanigans. She loved nothing more than hanging out with him and watching him be stupid with his close friends.

“Get on with me Y/n!” He yelled from the couch with ski’s on the bottom. She just laughed and shook her head. Her plans of just watching from the side were ruined when Raab grabbed her arm and dragged her to the couch.

His arm was tightly wrapped around her waist holding them as they sled on the snow, both of them laughing til their sides hurt.

With Raab being so busy with Viva La Bam, he hasn’t taken much time to take her out on dates and spend some one on one time together other than watching tv before bed and in the morning.

It finally came to his attention that they haven’t had time together when Ryan made a harmless joke, “Shut up Raab, why don’t you go take Y/n out or something” Ryan was only pulling his leg because Raab was the only one with a girlfriend but it sparked an idea in his head. He spent the rest of the morning planning an afternoon and evening for the two of them.

Raab told her that they had to go to the store and pick up some things for the show because he lost the game of poker they were playing. Y/n wasn’t interested in going but after he insisted she go with him so he wouldn’t get bored, she agreed.

“I think you owe me one after this” She looked over at him smiling. He laughed loudly and continued to drive to the spot he had picked out for their surprise date.

“Chris, you passed the store” Y/n commented.

“Oh shit” He laughed “Its alright theres another one up here.”

He pulled into an empty parking lot and parked. They were at a park that was always empty. There was a dirt trail around the edges and grass for days in the middle, with trees everywhere. It was simple but pretty.

Raab got out and grabbed some things from the trunk, running to the middle of the grass.

“Chris! Wait up” She yelled after him.

When she finally made it to where he was, he had set up the blanket and picnic basket full of snacks. Raab even got her a bouquet of her favorite flowers.

Y/n sat beside him and smiled, “This is very nice, Chris”

“Sorry for not raking you out in so long. I hope this can make up for it.”

Y/n laughed and nodded, “It definitely does”

They sat on the blanket and ate. Talking about random things that came to their minds. New music, work drama, Bam. Everything. After a while they laid down in silence. Her head on his chest tracing it with her fingers and his hand behind his head and the other wrapped around her.

“I brought art stuff if you wanna paint?” He suggested and she sat up smiling, “Of course I do!” Y/n kissed his lips and pulled away.

Raab grabbed the canvases and paint from the basket and the two started painting in no time. He wasn’t much of an artist but Y/n was and he’d paint shitty art with her any day if it meant he got to hear her laugh at how bad his was.

“Is that a dog?” She asked as he showed her his work.

“No its a horse! I painted you a horse.” Y/n couldn’t contain the laugh that came out. She loved it.

“Ohh I see it now. Thats good!” She said catching her breath.

“Shut up” He smiled at her.

Y/n continued to paint hers. It was of Raab and the snowy tree behind him. As she squeezed more paint out of the bottle into the palette, it went all over the place. Getting on Raab’s shirt and jeans.

“Well now I gotta get you back” He sighed before grabbing some more colors and getting them on her.

“Chris!” She yelled grabbing the ugliest color she could reach and putting it in his hair.

They soon cleaned up their mess at the park and went back to Castle Bam completely covered in paint.

“What the hell happened to you two?” Bam asked

“Painting” Raab shrugged and wrapped his arm around her shoulder, going upstairs to shower.

i have been sooo busy and i am soo sorry for not being as active. i just started a new job so im getting used to that. ANYWAY ill be writing more bc i have finally have some free time and days off. feel free to send some requests or ideas on what to write :))

IM ALSO FINISHING SOME WRITINGS SO THOSE WILL BE DONE ASAP!!!!!!!

thanks for your patience <3

Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??

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On The Road

A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!

Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam

Warnings: Swearing

It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”

Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.

Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.

They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.

***

It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate. 

Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back. 

The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving. 

“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.

After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end. 

Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time. 

This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out. 

As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.

By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.

Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.

In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.

Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe. 

Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.

Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.

“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”

“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.

“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.

When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”

“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.

Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear. 

Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny. 

He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired. 

“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take” 

“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh. 

In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep. 

“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot, 

“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten. 

“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room. 

“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.

As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else

The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back. 

Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??

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On The Road

A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!

Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam

Warnings: Swearing

It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”

Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.

Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.

They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.

***

It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate. 

Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back. 

The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving. 

“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.

After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end. 

Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time. 

This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out. 

As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.

By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.

Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.

In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.

Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe. 

Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.

Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.

“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”

“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.

“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.

When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”

“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.

Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear. 

Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny. 

He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired. 

“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take” 

“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh. 

In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep. 

“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot, 

“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten. 

“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room. 

“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.

As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else

The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back. 

Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??

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On The Road

A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!

Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam

Warnings: Swearing

It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”

Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.

Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.

They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.

***

It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate. 

Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back. 

The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving. 

“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.

After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end. 

Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time. 

This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out. 

As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.

By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.

Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.

In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.

Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe. 

Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.

Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.

“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”

“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.

“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.

When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”

“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.

Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear. 

Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny. 

He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired. 

“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take” 

“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh. 

In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep. 

“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot, 

“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten. 

“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room. 

“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.

As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else

The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back. 

Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.

Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.

Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.

Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.

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