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The rake is me fr. Look how girlboss it is. Like slay girl✨️✨️
Updated Masterlist
* = smut
Newest Fic
Requests open
last updated: 10/18/2022
Series:
Bam Margera
Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part
One Shots:
Ryan Dunn
More than you’ll ever know
Golf Course Shenanigans
Perfect Match
Steve-o
About time
Chris Raab
*Road trip
Two Idiots
Picnic Date
Stuck With Me
Best Friends
Behind the scenes
Pretending
Bam Margera
Need to Change
Johnny Knoxville
Cold Feet
Dico
Cky gets jobs
Headcannons:
Mornings With Steve-o
Watching Twilight
Updated Masterlist
* = smut
Newest Fic
Requests open
last updated: 10/18/2022
Series:
Bam Margera
Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part
One Shots:
Ryan Dunn
More than you’ll ever know
Golf Course Shenanigans
Perfect Match
Steve-o
About time
Chris Raab
*Road trip
Two Idiots
Picnic Date
Stuck With Me
Best Friends
Behind the scenes
Pretending
Bam Margera
Need to Change
Johnny Knoxville
Cold Feet
Dico
Cky gets jobs
Headcannons:
Mornings With Steve-o
Watching Twilight
Watching Twilight
Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight
A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo
Warnings: Twilight spoilers
Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you
“Can we watch Twilight?”
“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”
Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.
“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”
“Just watch it!”
Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.
“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”
“Yes Steve”
Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.
“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”
“Oh my god”
Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.
“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh
“Shut up you like it”
Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.
“Not again!”
“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”
Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.
“Twilight tonight?”
“Yes!”
Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.
“This is the best part!”
“I KNOW!”
Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.
“Theres more Twilights?”
“Theres five!”
Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.
“Here put this on”
“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you
“Yes!”
Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.
“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”
Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.
“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”
“HE LEFT HER!”
Watching Twilight
Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight
A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo
Warnings: Twilight spoilers
Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you
“Can we watch Twilight?”
“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”
Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.
“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”
“Just watch it!”
Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.
“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”
“Yes Steve”
Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.
“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”
“Oh my god”
Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.
“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh
“Shut up you like it”
Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.
“Not again!”
“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”
Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.
“Twilight tonight?”
“Yes!”
Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.
“This is the best part!”
“I KNOW!”
Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.
“Theres more Twilights?”
“Theres five!”
Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.
“Here put this on”
“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you
“Yes!”
Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.
“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”
Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.
“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”
“HE LEFT HER!”
Watching Twilight
Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight
A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo
Warnings: Twilight spoilers
Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you
“Can we watch Twilight?”
“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”
Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.
“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”
“Just watch it!”
Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.
“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”
“Yes Steve”
Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.
“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”
“Oh my god”
Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.
“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh
“Shut up you like it”
Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.
“Not again!”
“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”
Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.
“Twilight tonight?”
“Yes!”
Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.
“This is the best part!”
“I KNOW!”
Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.
“Theres more Twilights?”
“Theres five!”
Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.
“Here put this on”
“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you
“Yes!”
Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.
“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”
Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.
“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”
“HE LEFT HER!”
Watching Twilight
Summary: how the Jackass and CKY guys react to watching twilight
A/N: idk if anyones done this already but its raining and I got some inspo
Warnings: Twilight spoilers
Johnny Knoxville: Doesn’t mind it and watches it with you. I don’t think he’s invested in it and thinks its a little dumb but he loves watching anything with you
“Can we watch Twilight?”
“Alright sweetheart, we can watch it tonight”
Ryan Dunn: Doesn’t like it. Makes fun of it. You have to literally drag him to watch it with you but once its on hes asking questions and trying to get it.
“So, he adopted all of them and now they’re dating? C’mon tell me that isn’t weird”
“Just watch it!”
Steve-o: You have to beg him to watch it. Confused the entire time. Doesn’t understand whats going on. Tries to get it and asks a million questions. Uses it as inspo for a stunt. Wants to jump from tree to tree.
“Babe would you date me if I was a vampire”
“Yes Steve”
Bam Margera: SWEARS HE HATES IT but secretly loves it and is completely invested in it. You guys watch the whole series. Wants to be Edward so bad. Definitely wants to dress up as them for halloween. Has deep conversations about it with you.
“Y/n c’mon! We have to be them!”
“Oh my god”
Chris Pontius: Giggles while watching it. Absolutely makes fun of it but wants to watch them all. He definitely teases you for liking it in the first place.
“This is so dumb” cue his himbo laugh
“Shut up you like it”
Dave England: Complains throughout the whole movie. Doesn’t like it. He gave it a slight chance and decided he’d never watch them again unless he absolutely had to.
“Not again!”
“Oh cmon! You chose last nights movie”
Ehren Danger: Defends it whenever someone makes fun of it and him for watching it. Actually enjoys it and appreciates the time with you. Doesn’t want to watch it unless its rainy or the moods right.
“Twilight tonight?”
“Yes!”
Wee-man: Likes it and likes when you suggest watching any of them. Doesn’t care what anyone has to say about it. Gets so into it.
“This is the best part!”
“I KNOW!”
Preston Lacy: watches it with you for you. Doesn’t really like it but can sit down for two hours and watch it.
“Theres more Twilights?”
“Theres five!”
Dico: After watching it he definitely does a skit dressed as a vampire. He tolerates the movies and like cuddling and watching them together but he wouldn’t choose to watch them.
“Here put this on”
“A vampire cape and fake fangs?” - you
“Yes!”
Raab Himself: Watches it with you and enjoys it. Is excited to watch it and has been trying to watch it with someone. Bam definitely catches you guys watching it and will not let it go. He loves having a movie night as it is but he’s more enthusiastic with Twilight. I can absolutely see him gasping watching breaking dawn part 2 when Charlise dies.
“WHAT!? BABE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?”
“I DIDNT KNOW THAT WOULD HAPPEN!”
Rake: Refuses to watch it. Hates romance movies as it is but Twilight is number one on his list. For you he gives it a shot but cant get over the cheesiness of it. Stays in the same room as you while you watch it but does other things.
“Don’t tell me you’re crying over this!”
“HE LEFT HER!”
Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??
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On The Road
A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!
Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam
Warnings: Swearing
It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”
Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.
Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.
They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.
***
It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate.
Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back.
The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving.
“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.
After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end.
Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time.
This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out.
As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.
By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.
Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.
In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.
Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe.
Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.
Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.
“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”
“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.
“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.
When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”
“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.
Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear.
Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny.
He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired.
“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take”
“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh.
In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep.
“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot,
“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten.
“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room.
“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.
As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else
The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back.
Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??
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On The Road
A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!
Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam
Warnings: Swearing
It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”
Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.
Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.
They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.
***
It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate.
Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back.
The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving.
“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.
After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end.
Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time.
This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out.
As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.
By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.
Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.
In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.
Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe.
Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.
Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.
“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”
“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.
“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.
When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”
“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.
Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear.
Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny.
He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired.
“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take”
“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh.
In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep.
“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot,
“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten.
“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room.
“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.
As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else
The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back.
Can you do a road trip with the crew of viva la bam and reader?? Cause it would be very chaotic with them all in one car, like someone would try to fall asleep on y/n’s shoulder (probably Ryan) and she tries to stop them, but they get like (probably dico’s) ass shoved in his face. And the rotation would end up with y/n not driving because they think she shouldn’t drive, and she ends up with a Raab sleeping on her shoulder in peace because she’s nice y’know? Would it be to much to ask if she could give them like a Green Day CD to listen to (preferable Dookie or American Idiot)??
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On The Road
A/n: Omg yeah ofc!!! I’m so sorry this took so long to make I’ve been super busy!
Summary: Road trip with Viva La Bam
Warnings: Swearing
It was anything but a thought out plan, but that was to be expected when hanging out with Bam and his crew. They all decided that it would be a great idea to drive to Las Vegas from West Chester because they’ve only flown and in Bam’s words “It’d be an experience”
Because they’ve known Y/n since childhood, getting her to come along was easy. She loved tagging along and hanging out with them as much as possible.
Y/n was in a deep sleep. She had her alarm set for 6 am to get ready to go on the 36 hour road trip. Bam and the others had woken up and gotten ready earlier. Bam had a key to her place and brought everyone into her house to wake her up. Of course he warned her parents beforehand.
They quietly walked into her room, holding in their laughter. After counting down from three they all simultaneously pressed down on the airhorns. Y/n sat up and screamed. “I can not stand you guys!” She rubbed her eyes and glanced over at the clock on her nightstand. 5 am. With a sigh, Y/n got out of bed.
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It was the first hour of driving and they already made ten stops. It was mostly because Dico kept having to pee. He drank an entire jug of water just because Rake swore he couldn't do it. It was impressive but now everyone had to pay the price. Bam was getting impatient and told him that he couldn't pee unless he just peed in the jug. Which only started another bet to see if he could fill the jug back up. Between the sound of Dico peeing and Raab snoring in Y/n’s ear, the snoring was definitely easier to tolerate.
Ryan was driving which meant he would be playing the music he liked. Bam was in the front seat of the rented van Dico and Rake were in the middle row and Y/n and Raab were in the very back.
The rotation was completely random and just depended on who seemed more capable of driving. Y/n was an absolute no on driving. It wasn’t that she was the worst driver but she wasn’t even close to being the best. The amount of times that all of them had there hands on the grab handles in the car when she turned a little too hard or drove too fast was enough for her to not be picked to drive ever. Even if it was just down the street they all collectively hated her driving.
“I’m hungry” Raab groaned over the music. He was sitting next to Bam who was trying to sleep while Rake drove and Ryan held a map ready to give directions in the passenger seat. Dico and Y/n were in the middle going through CDs.
After stopping to get something to eat Rake continued to drive and Raab took the passenger seat, Ryan sat beside Y/n in the middle and Dico sat on the other end.
Ryan wanted to sleep for a little bit so he leaned his head on Y/ns shoulder and closed his eyes. She tried her best to get him off of her but it was no use, he wasn’t budging. Dico made some hand movement catching her eye. He pointed at Ryan and did something with his hands to say “move his head again” How she knew that blew her mind, but she agreed and decided to push his head one more time.
This time when she pushed he sat all the way up with his eyes still closed, but he quickly fell over to Dico’s side which apparently he had planned because there he crouched with his pants down and his ass completely out.
As soon as his face touched his ass Ryan immediately popped up and glared at the two. There was no use arguing with him even if that wasn’t her intention. They both had something coming for them.
By the end of the first day they were half way there. They stopped at a random hotel to sleep for the night. It was nicer than expected. Normally Bam got the cheapest one for shits and giggles but this time he actually got one you could sleep in.
Ryan and Rake took the floor but only if they got the comforters from the bed. Dico was a hot sleeper and didn’t mind and neither did Raab who was sleeping right beside him. Bam and Y/n slept in the same bed but Bam made sure to set up a divider. He made jokes about seeing Y/n’s face when he first woke up but he really wanted to give her space.
In the morning Raab was the last one to wake up. Everyone stayed as quiet as possible before Dico blew an airhorn in the room making him jump up.
Ryan got Y/n back by holding her face into his armpit, which didn’t smell too bad but it wasn’t a great smell. Dico wasn’t on edge at all because he was coming up with counter pranks to get him back. What he wasn’t expecting was to lick the bottom of Ryan’s shoe.
Ryan gave him a choice his shoe or one of the tires. It wasn’t much of a difference because both were insanely gross but he picked the shoe and did it on camera.
Y/n rode in the passenger seat while Dico drove. “C’mon play something good I’m tired of Rakes music” He groaned and stated imitating Rake’s metalhead voice.
“Okay okay! Dookie or American Idiot?” She asked grabbing both CDs and waving them around. “Not dookie cause I really gotta take a shit”
“Ew” She gave him a disgusted look while he threw his head back and laughed. Y/n put in the American Idiot CD and started to sing along and dance.
“This album is pretty good I do prefer Dookie though” Ryan chimed in. Y/n rolled her eyes and laughed.
When Bam woke up he started to get antsy, “Are we there yet? I'm getting sick of sitting in this fuckin van”
“We’ll stop in like 30” Dico said making Bam whine. At the gas station they stopped at Bam stretched out his legs and skated around. He made sure to go inside and buy a drink and some snacks. It would've just been that if he didn't see the stand with cans of silly string near the cash register. Dico honked the horn and waved his arms up at Bam who slowly walked out of the door with bags in his arms and candy in his mouth.
Y/n thought it’d be a good time to take a nap so she leaned her head onto Raab’s shoulder and started to fall asleep, or as best as she could because soon after Raab was asleep and snoring right by her ear.
Bam who sat next to them turned to the sit and saw them sleeping, deciding it was the perfect time to get the silly string out. He quietly reached into the and began shaking a can. Dico of course made a few jokes about the way he was shaking it, which made Bam roll his eyes but laugh because it was funny.
He sprayed the string onto the both of them making Y/n instantly sit up. Raab of course was still asleep and probably would be for a few more hours. “Awe c’mon Bam!” Y/n shrieked getting it off of her face and out of her hair. She glanced over at Raab and took it off of him throwing it at Bam. They both wrestled and tried to get string on each other but quickly got tired.
“Ryan how much longer? We’ve been in this care for wayyy too long!” Y/n complained which wasn't annoying at all compared to how many times Bam had done it. He looked at the map and guessed where they where exactly. “About 2 hours give or take”
“Yeah so no more stops, if you have to piss do it out the window” Dico cackled at his own joke making Ryan shake his head and laugh.
In the two hours it took to complete the trip, Bam had completely recked the back of the Van, Rake was throwing a tantrum about having mustard on him, Ryan was trying as best as he could to not pee himself, Dico drove way over the speed limit trying to get Ryan to the nearest bathroom, Y/n had a mixture of mustard silly string and a bunch of other stuff stuck in her hair thanks to Rake and Bam’s fight, and Raab was still asleep.
“Well, at least we made it” Bam laughed as valet took the van to the parking lot,
“Yeah remind me to never do this again. Especially if my hair is in jeopardy” Y/n sighed and grabbed her luggage as she walked into the nice hotel Bam had gotten.
“It almost makes it worth it” Ryan looked around and nodded in approval. Bam checked in and to her surprise she got her own room.
“Alright its five o clock, lets get ready, go eat, gamble, and go to a club or something”. With no objections everyone left Y/n’s room and to their shared one.
As she unpacked she looked through the camera that she brought. The pictures made her laugh, she remembered taking most of them but the others had to have been taken by Bam. There was a picture of her sleeping on Raab and her and Bam at the hotel arguing. Rake yelling at Bam over the mustard. There were also pictures of all of them at every state they went into as well as the welcome sigh they drove passed. She smiled to herself and started to get ready. In conclusion it was a really fun trip and she wouldn't do it with anyone else
The thought of driving alll the way back crossed her mind and she sighed and really tried to savor the moments outside of that dirty van that would definitely be destroyed by the time they got back.
Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.
Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.
Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.
Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.
But magic has a habit of lying low, like a rake in the grass
Terry Pratchett, Equal Rites
I thought you were joking, but yes cackled is the word. At one point I thought someone might run into my room to see what's wrong.
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