Ok Ok Ill Write A Fic On This But It Just Crossed My Mind Like What If Dico And Raab Worked Where I Work

Ok ok ill write a fic on this but it just crossed my mind like what if Dico and Raab worked where I work for the CKY get jobs episode and it would be so funny. Like I have so many thoughts because it really would be chaotic. them doing anything together is chaotic in all fairness.

heading to castle bam y’all want anything

heading to castle bam y’all want anything

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”

Behind The Scenes

Summary: Meeting Raab for the first time

Warnings: Raab and his shitty underwear, swearing

Working for Jackass the show was great. It was probably the easiest job Y/n’s ever had. Of course they did their work and made sure everything was perfect, but it had less pressure than any other show they’ve worked.

When the producers informed them there was going to be a movie, this sparked their interest immediately. The show wasn’t popular but enough to be able to make a movie. When Y/n got offered the job, they were ecstatic. A chance to work with their favorite co workers again.

The Jackass crew had taken a particular liking to Y/n. Maybe it was how laid back they were or maybe the way they laughed at everything they did. Whatever it was they loved to be around them. And of course Johnny would shamelessly flirt and make comments, which would get Bam riled up for Y/n’s attention. Jeff loved having Y/n on set for this reason. They never fed into any of it though. They were co workers.

Filming for the movie was similar to the show except in Y/n’s opinion cooler. They had to make sure everything was perfect. Sound, angle, weather. If there was anything slightly wrong it made the shot look half assed.

Ryan, Bam, and Johnny had to beg them to go to West Chester to film. Y/n looked at them like they were crazy, but Jeff made the call and they all flew out to film. Just to film.

On the way there Jeff and Rick wouldn’t shut up about this guy. They wanted to have him in the movie so bad and were so happy that he agreed. Apparently he was hilarious and always did stupid shit. Y/n recognized his name from Jackass the show but never really paid attention to anything other than work.

After going to a hotel and unpacking they all got together to film. Y/n brought a few cameras and other equipment just incase they’d need more. Rick brought his belongings too so they were definitely prepared.

When Y/n looked around where they were going to set up, they were confused. It was a small open area with a big tree. No one had given them a heads up on what the stunt was so it was definitely a shock to see little to nothing to work with.

Bam immediately started laughing loudly and being even more dramatic than usual when Y/n came around. Ryan rolled his eyes and shook his head at his idiotic friend.

“So what am I gonna be filming exactly?” They asked Bam and Ryan, which Bam happily cut off Ryan to explain.

Once they got the gist of it, Y/n nodded and asked who was gonna be doing the Bungie Wedgie. Bam immediately grabbed Raab Himself and put his arm around him, “Raab is!”

Y/n didn’t realize how attractive this guy was. They were surrounded by the Jackass crew and never once thought any of them were even remotely attractive, but for some reason Raab was. They’ve met before. A few times actually. It was just now that they realized their attraction for him.

“Oh, I didnt realize you were the guy they were talking about” Instantly regretting their words.

Raab just laughed, “Yep thats me. Now if you’ll excuse me i have to go get a wedgie or two” He said it in this weird voice and his words slightly slurred.

They set him up on-top of the tree with the underwear on, connecting the cords to it.

“I’m Raab Himself and I’m a fuckin idiot”

He instantly hit the ground. Bam Ryan and Johnny all laughed but Y/n was worried that he was actually hurt. It was unlike them to not laugh at these idiots getting hurt.

Raab stood up the underwear ripped apart, causing his whole ass to be out. Y/n looked away instantly not wanting to see him in such an indecent state.

They set him up again and he jumped again. This time he didn’t fall. He hung upside down laughing. Raab slipped out of the underwear and covered himself before changing back into his clothes.

Johnny immediately ran over to the underwear to laugh at the shitty bloody underwear hanging. Y/n’s nose crinkled and they slightly cringed. Of course this was the guy they’d be attracted to.

After that they were going ti be filming anything until tomorrow or maybe even later tonight if any of the guys were drunk and stupid enough to do something, which was likely.

Y/n was invited to the bar by Bam. Normally in LA, they’d go with their friends outside of work but since it was along way from home Y/n shrugged and agreed.

At the hotel, they quickly changed, putting on something nicer and more bar appropriate. It didn’t take long before Jeff was knocking on their door to hurry up if they were gonna go.

“Well at least you look nice” He said once they opened the door. Y/n rolled their eyes playfully and they both went to the bar.

For a Wednesday night it was pretty crowded. It must be because of the attention Bam was drawing on himself. He was standing on one of the tables with his skateboard in his hand. There was a bet that he couldn’t jump from the table and onto the counter on his board. From the looks of it, it seemed possible and compared to the shit Bam’s done it was nothing.

“Y/n, what are you betting?” Ryan came up and led them to where everyone was sitting.

“Bam can do that. Easy”

“100 bucks says he cant!” Raab chimed in holding his hand out to confirm the bet.

“You’re on” They shook hands and watched Bam.

They watched as Bam was trying to figure out the best way to attempt it. It was clear he was playing out different scenarios in his head. He clearly had something to prove. Without thinking anymore he jumped off the table and ran to the other side of the bar. He got on his board and rode as fast as he needed to before jumping onto the table and onto the bar.

“HE CHEATED!”

“No he didn’t! The bet was that he couldn’t make it from the table to the counter. No one said he couldn’t skate it” Y/n had never defended Bam like this in their entire life but one hundred bucks was on the line and Y/n didn’t want to lose. Raab rolled his eyes and slide a hundred across the table.

“Awe c’mon it was just a friendly wager” They smiled at him and he couldn’t help but smile back.

“Lets bet on something else then” Intrigued they nodded for him to continue, “I bet you cant get someone to buy you a drink and kiss you before I do”

“Too easy”

“Then do it” He sure knew how to push their buttons because now Y/n felt like they had something to prove to Raab, of all people.

So with that they went over to the pool table and started hitting some balls around, purposely playing bad. In no time a guy was coming up to Y/n and watching them. 

“It’s actually easier if you do it this way” He said and came up from behind them showing them how to shoot better. “Oh wow it is!” The fake enthusiasm made him smile confidently. 

“What are you drinking?” He asked and Y/n gave him a smile, “A Martini” They picked up their glass and waved it a little bit to show him. The guy nodded his head and walked away to the bar. 

As Y/n waited, they continued to play pool. After a while it was odd that the stranger hadn’t came back. They looked around the bar and noticed him talking to someone else. When their eyes met Raab’s he was laughing. He of course knew he was going to lose and did all he could to avoid that. 

Defeated, Y/n sat back down at the table with Dico and Raab. “Don’t look too upset you coulda easily won” He slid a beer to the other side of the table where Y/n sat, “At least you got a drink” 

“Yeah, that’s better than a kiss anyway.” They joked

Raab laughed, “Not if you’re kissing me.”

“Are you trying to make another bet?”

SMELLS !

how i think different jackass and cky crewmates smell

WRITERS BLOCK 🥳

jackass crew ↓

johnny : def coconuts or aftershave during the morning and whiskey during the night

ehren : for some reason i feel like he smells like minty chocolate, or just mint without the chocolate

steve : sandalwood and citrus ( from the orange he dripped all over his shirt )

dave : i feel like man smells like that one childhood smell you cant remember what its from but you smell it sometimes. or shit.

chris : shaving cream and candy

weeman : from the amount of baby powder hes had sprayed on him, i feel like its permanently just ingraved into his dna to smell like it

cky crew ↓

bam : yknow the smell before it rains, or like that fiji old spice deodorant

ryan : the forest after it rains and snow

dico : freshly cooked chicken strips. no im jk. kinda. the smell of pancakes after you just woke up from a rough night

rake : bro totally smells like slushies and the inside of a 7/11 in the morning

raab : yknow the smell of that man musk that smells kind of good but at the same time kind of gives you a headache, and it literally sticks to you after you sit next to him for to long. but like in a good way.