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The Obey Me Tumblr fandom really does have a tag for everything. Like literally, everything. I found a tag for Mephistopheles and we don't even know him what the fu-

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Headcannon: Lucifer loves shortbread

How the Brothers Would React to MC Dating Diavolo (no hate, Diavolo)

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Tw: Eating disorders, drinking problems, thoughts of suicide, self-harm, cussing, mega angst

Lucifer

Diavolo's his best friend and one of the people he's closest to. He'll say stuff like "I'm happy for you two" when really, he's not. He'll cry over you at any chance he gets. He'll start hating Diavolo more and more by the day until he loses it. He'll get ready to break you two up but realize that your happiness is the most important thing even if it's not with him. He'll continue to cry over you but give up on trying to get you back.

Mammon

Straight up jealousy. He'll start crying when he first finds out (in private, obviously). He'll complain to his brothers about how you two were made for each other and that there's so much that you're leaving behind. He'll try and win you back every single day but he won't succeed. He'll tell himself that you'll come back to him when really, you won't.

Leviathan

Jealousy level 1000, he's the Avatar of Envy after all. He'll say nothing when he finds out, he'll just walk to his room, lay down in his bathtub and cry. He'll think back to all of your memories together and wonder "Was it all for nothing?". He'll cry himself to sleep everynight. He might even harm himself. I've noticed that Levi has been breaking the fourth wall a lot recently which makes me suspect that he's aware that he's just a game character. So if this is true, he might say something like "But I was a main character for longer..."

Satan

He'll start throwing a fit when he first finds out. If anyone were to calm him down, he'd go to his room and lock himself in, probably never leaving it. He'll have the same question rolling around in his head all day long, "Why?" He won't even cry, he'll just be angry, punching walls and everything. He might go as far as raging out to one of his brothers and then eventually getting held back by Lucifer before falling into his father's arms and starting to cry. "Why?"

Asmodeus

He'll burst into tears and whine and complain about everything. He'll say how you and him were soulmates and that you're making a mistake. He'll cry every moment of the day and need comfort from his brothers 25/8. He'll probably develop a drinking problem to deal with the pain of this heartbreak. He'll stop worrying about his appearance because he'll be too busy crying. He'll miss out nights of sleep because he's crying and maybe, in the worst case, stop eating.

Beelzebub

He will, without a doubt, develop an eating disorder. He'll either eat excessively or not eat at all. Whichever one, his brothers will stop him, especially Belphie. Belphie will talk to him everyday about how either overeating or not eating isn't a good coping method. He'll cry for the first few days but learn to live with it. The same as Lucifer, your happiness is the most important thing, even if that happiness isn't from him.

Belphegor

"That damn prince gives me another reason to hate him every single f**king day!" Belphie will get extremely angry, probably even more angry than Satan. He'll be too angry to sleep and miss out on sleeping. He'll try and forget everything about you. He'll start to hate you for leaving him. "I thought I could trust you, MC". Obviously, he'll still love you deep down, in the bottom of his heart. One day, he'll go up to the attic and lay down in the middle of the room and wonder about giving everything up, ending all of the pain right then and there. He wouldn't actually do it but he'd definitely consider it.

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Hi! Sorry if I hurt you ;v; I think you call these things headcanons? I'm not sure because this is my first time doing one. If you'd like me to do this for the other 4 characters, just say the word. And if you have any more suggestions, just let me know!

I decided to try something like this for the first time. I hope you enjoy it!

MC Gets a Piercing

*cussing warning*

MC: Lucifer, I'm getting a double ear piercing.

Lucifer, *spitting out tea*: YOU'RE WHAT.

Satan: They're getting a double ear piercing, they just said that. Lucifer, are you deaf?

Lucifer: Shut up, Satan. No one asked. MC, why did you decide this?

MC: Oh, I didn't. Mammon told me that if I got it, he'd go out with me.

Lucifer: That scum. You do realize that he's lying to you, right?

MC: You do realize I don't actually care, right?

Satan & Belphie: *laughing*

Lucifer: MC, I swear to Diavolo, if you get that piercing, I will kill you.

Asmo: Ooh~ That sounds really hot. MC, say yes! ♡

Levi: Kinky much?

MC: Lucifer, I'm getting the piercing and there's nothing you can do about it.

Lucifer: You're no longer allowed to see Mammon. Ever.

MC: I am no longer getting the piercing.

《A couple hours later》

Mammon: AAAAAAAND, I PRESENT TO YOU, OUR NEW AND TRANSFORMED MC!

Asmo: Mammmon, what the HELL did you do?

MC: *walks in with a triple ear piercing*

Mammon: TA DAA~ ☆

Beel: Lucifer said you couldn't get the piercing, MC. He's going to kill you and I don't think anyone can save you now.

MC: Actually-

Lucifer: MC, I told you not to get a double piercing. Now isn't that stepping too far over the line?

MC: Actually, I did exactly as you asked. I didn't get a double piercing, I got a triple piercing. "Double"? "Triple"? You see the difference?

Satan: *dying of laughter*

Mammon: Yeah, Lucifer. They did exactly as you asked. Ya can't get mad at them now-

Everyone: NO ONE F**KING ASKED MAMMON.

Lucifer: First, you disobey my orders. Second, you have the audacity to talk back at me. What's third? You run away with Mammon?

MC: How'd you know?

Lucifer: WHAT.

MC, *running off with Mammon*: Love ya, Lucifer! ♡ *flying kiss*

Lucifer: F**k you, MC.

~ Fin