JJBA Fans Are Like Stand Users, Except Our Stands Have Us See The Fruit (And Everyone Else Is Wondering

JJBA Fans are like Stand Users, except our Stands have us see the Fruit (And everyone else is wondering what the fuck is going on) underneath all that Beef

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #13

The Therapists have SPOKEN!!

Crowley: Would any of you be there for me if I was going through something?

Yuu: No

Yuuken: Nope

Yuuka: Absolutely not

Yuu: I hope is sucks whatever you’re going through

Yuuka: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life

Yuuken: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you…

Y/N: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing I could’ve changed that outcome

Yuu, Yuuka, Yuuken and Y/N (All begin to laugh as Crowley runs Ugly Crying to his Office):

Sam and Vargas are in the back cheering, Crewel is fighting with Lilia over the Custody Papers and the NRC Students are getting nervous about being next… Especially the Overblot Squad

I just got into the Tsum Event…

And I’ve been doing nothing but squeal and scream over how cute and precious these Tsums are!!!!

I want there to be a Part 2 of this Event!!! And if I counted right, there are exactly SEVEN Tsums, so that means there will HAVE to be ANOTHER 7 Tsums if they’re going to have a Part 2 of this Event!

Though, I mostly just want a Malleus Tsum, but plot-twist, Malleus Tsum keeps following Yuu/Us around and refuses to leave Yuu/Us alone (And Sebek is struggling with the idea of a Tsum Malleus 😂)

But like, Tsum Malleus has the same level of strength and power as Malleus, but because of his little body, no one could even think of it (And he’s very happy when he’s around Gargoyle’s, but shows annoyance when someone mistakes a Statue for a Gargoyle) and while everyone is freaking out where Tsum Malleus is since he can cause SO much destruction if angered, he’s just been Chilling with Yuu in Ramshackle the entire time (He’s just snuggled up on Yuu’s shoulder or head looking very happy)

As for the other Tsums, I want Idia (My beloved), so Tsum Idia and Idia are just panicking (Until they find common ground with video game and technology), Deuce (‘Shy’, until proven otherwise), Ruggie (He can steal things SO easily with how small and fast he is, he can’t get caught), Azul (Azul finally meets his match), Kalim (Sunshine with Lil’ Sunshine, Jamil is just TIRED) and either Lilia or Silver (Tsum Lilia is just pranking left and right and a cooking MENACE while Tsum Silver is just napping on Silver or by himself with animals surrounding him/them)

That’s enough of my rant, I just can’t help but find how CUTE (Handsome for Epel) these Tsums are, it’s going to be a literal CRIME if a Second Part isn’t going to be made

LOOK AT THEM!!! LOOK AT THEM!!! WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!?!?! 😫🥹🥰💞

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #19

Secrets of Ramshackle

The Yuu’s are told by the 3 Ghosts about multiple different rooms and secrets hidden in Ramshackle, which the Yuu’s used this information to make special rooms

Yuuka: To the secret lab! Pull the lever, Yuu!

Yuu (Pulls down on wall lamp, only for Grim to fall through the floorboards):

Grim (Shouting): WRONG LEVER! (Splashes into a pool)

Grim (Comes out through the hidden door in the walls completely drenched): Why does this place even have that lever?

Is it just me, or do the 3 Ghosts of Ramshackle remind anyone of Stretch, Fatso and Stinkie? Casper’s Uncles?

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #12

Calling Crowley Out

Y/N: Can I borrow 20 Madols?

Crowley: What you think I’m made of money?!

Y/N: Isn’t that what ‘Mom’ stands for?

Crowley (Pauses):

Crowley: Oh shit-

At this point the only thing keeping me going is the nightly visits with Mal-Mal and pure unholy spite…

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #6

Brunhilde and Y/N for the Win!

The Gods: So how’d you convince Buddha to betray us? What’d you offer him?

Brunhilde: I just asked if him if he wanted to embarrass you, and he instantly said yes

Y/N: Also, I bribed him with snacks

Buddha can spend all my money on his snacks and I would just thank him…