Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #12

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #12

Calling Crowley Out

Y/N: Can I borrow 20 Madols?

Crowley: What you think I’m made of money?!

Y/N: Isn’t that what ‘Mom’ stands for?

Crowley (Pauses):

Crowley: Oh shit-

At this point the only thing keeping me going is the nightly visits with Mal-Mal and pure unholy spite…

JJBA Fans are like Stand Users, except our Stands have us see the Fruit (And everyone else is wondering what the fuck is going on) underneath all that Beef

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #15

Bird Mom is CHEAP!

Crowley: Listen to me, I can explain-

Azul: You are making 500,000 Madol, and you were only gonna pay me 30?!?

Ruggie: You’re getting 30 GRAND?? I’m getting a THOUSAND!!

Yuuken, Yuuka, Yuu and Y/N: Wait, you guys are getting PAID??

Crowley, we live in a Dorm that’s Safety Hazard and would probably collapse at any moment if we so much as SNEEZED, and your not gonna even PAY your Unlicensed Therapists…??

Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #17

Insensitivity

The Yuu Family are having a hard time after dealing with so many Overblots and the fact Grim, their youngest sibling, is missing and are very depressed, and their friends want to ‘help’

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu (Depressed as they’re all sitting together quietly):

Ace (To Epel, Deuce and Jack): Look, I think I know how to help the Yuu’s. This calls for tough love. We gotta draw them out. Gotta bait them, confront them. Attack them until they defend themselves! Only then will they start to feel better!

The Yuu’s (Slowly eating/moving their food):

Deuce (Unsure): I don’t know, Ace

Ace: Look, just follow my lead!

Ace (Angrily storms up to the Yuu’s): Yuu’s, you all should be ashamed of yourselves!

Epel: How could’da do such a thing?!

Jack (He’s trying): I hope you never get mad at me

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu: …..

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu (Begin to tear up and start sobbing):

Ace, Deuce, Epel, and Jack (Surprised at their unexpected reaction):

Yuuka (High pitched voice): WHY Y’ALL SCREAMING AT US??

Yuu (Upset): WE’RE MINDING OUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS EATING SOME FOOD!!

Yuuken, Yuuka, Y/N and Yuu (All run out of the Cafeteria sobbing hysterically):

Deuce, Epel and Jack (Glaring at Ace):

Ace: W-well, I can be wrong

Lilia told Malleus about this incident, but didn’t tell him WHO caused the Yuu Family to cry like that, now there’s a very angry and upset Dragon that’s trying to find out who did and have a… pleasant talk smite down the perpetrator where they stand

I just got into the Tsum Event…

And I’ve been doing nothing but squeal and scream over how cute and precious these Tsums are!!!!

I want there to be a Part 2 of this Event!!! And if I counted right, there are exactly SEVEN Tsums, so that means there will HAVE to be ANOTHER 7 Tsums if they’re going to have a Part 2 of this Event!

Though, I mostly just want a Malleus Tsum, but plot-twist, Malleus Tsum keeps following Yuu/Us around and refuses to leave Yuu/Us alone (And Sebek is struggling with the idea of a Tsum Malleus 😂)

But like, Tsum Malleus has the same level of strength and power as Malleus, but because of his little body, no one could even think of it (And he’s very happy when he’s around Gargoyle’s, but shows annoyance when someone mistakes a Statue for a Gargoyle) and while everyone is freaking out where Tsum Malleus is since he can cause SO much destruction if angered, he’s just been Chilling with Yuu in Ramshackle the entire time (He’s just snuggled up on Yuu’s shoulder or head looking very happy)

As for the other Tsums, I want Idia (My beloved), so Tsum Idia and Idia are just panicking (Until they find common ground with video game and technology), Deuce (‘Shy’, until proven otherwise), Ruggie (He can steal things SO easily with how small and fast he is, he can’t get caught), Azul (Azul finally meets his match), Kalim (Sunshine with Lil’ Sunshine, Jamil is just TIRED) and either Lilia or Silver (Tsum Lilia is just pranking left and right and a cooking MENACE while Tsum Silver is just napping on Silver or by himself with animals surrounding him/them)

That’s enough of my rant, I just can’t help but find how CUTE (Handsome for Epel) these Tsums are, it’s going to be a literal CRIME if a Second Part isn’t going to be made

LOOK AT THEM!!! LOOK AT THEM!!! WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!?!?! 😫🥹🥰💞

Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #11

Y/N and Zeus Chat

After Y/N wins over Hera, Zeus is not happy since he’s being filed for a Divorce all for a human, but wants to prove he’s… ‘nice’

Zeus (Gets a phone call and sees the contact is ‘Home Wrecker’): Hermes! It’s Y/N!

Hermes (Surprised): Answer it, I want to hear!

Zeus (Answers): Mx. Y/N, how…nice of you to call

Y/N: Hello, I really enjoyed my time last night with Hera, Zeus

Zeus: Oh…Hera told me all about it…in great detail

Y/N: …Or should I say, ‘Douche’?

Hermes (Surprised):

Y/N: Ha ha ha!

Hermes (Looks at his father and is trying not to laugh):

Zeus (Anger rising): …Yes, congratulations… you won fair and square… very impressive for a mortal

Y/N: Do you like brain teasers?

Zeus: Oh, I love brain teasers

Y/N: What does Zeus and a Black Hole have in common?

Zeus and Hermes (Looking at each other confused):

Y/N: They both suck!

Hermes (Bursts out laughing): Ha ha ha!

Zeus (Murderous look): ….

Hera is in the other room trying not to laugh

This is based off of @luxthestrange RoR Hera Quotes with Y/N, go see her stuff! And @sketchy-owl Hera artwork, check them both out!

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