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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #4
Everyone Hates Ares
After Poseidon loses to Kojiro, a lot of the gods are acting like Lil’ Bitches angry, so Brunhilde decides to have the Human Fighters play some Baseball (With Buddha and Heracles because they’re cool) to celebrate their first victory against the gods
Ares (Comes in and wants to show that the gods are superior, even in a Sport): Hm, catcher huh?
Hercules (Looks to see Ares holding a baseball bat):
Ares: Catching, throwing, leading, fielding etc. One could call it a fitting position for my brother. But what I desire to see is Pitcher Heracles!
Heracles: Ares… You could have been the pitcher
Brunhilde: Not he will not. We have an even amount of players and I don’t want anything to do with this bitch
Ares: Promise me brother. If I hit a home run right here, next time you’ll pitc- (Is cut off with a baseball hitting him hard in the face that he falls over unconscious)
Maki!Y/N (Intentionally hits Ares in the face to shut him up):
Heracles (Holding Ares’ unconscious body): Ares! Hang in there!
Hermes (smiling): Hey, nice pitch
Shiva: Nice pitch Human!
Loki: Really, it wasn’t bad
Hades, Zeus & Aphrodite: That was a good one
Buddha, Raiden & Huang: Nice pitch Y/N-Chan!
Lu Bu & Thor: Nice pitch
Dadam, Kojiro, Tesla & Jack: Wonderful pitch
Heracles: Wow brother. Everyone really hates you. I mean everyone
Who here also likes to the idea of tormenting Ares? I like the idea of making the large man who drinks from a tiny teacup terrified a very satisfying way to finish off a Thursday…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #6
Brunhilde and Y/N for the Win!
The Gods: So how’d you convince Buddha to betray us? What’d you offer him?
Brunhilde: I just asked if him if he wanted to embarrass you, and he instantly said yes
Y/N: Also, I bribed him with snacks
Buddha can spend all my money on his snacks and I would just thank him…
Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #8
Y/N’s Plan for Humanity to Win
Y/N came up with a plan for Humanity to win, it includes betrayal, cruelty, and using Humanity’s greatest weapon… Children (And has the Human Fighters turn into Children)
Y/N (Has the now turned Children Human Fighters in front of the Council):
Gods and Goddesses (Coming towards the Council ready to vote for the extinction of Humanity):
Y/N (To the Kid Human Fighters): There’s the enemy. Give them all you got! CHARGE!!
Children Human Fighters (Run towards the Gods and begin hugging them):
Kid!Lu Bu (Hugging Thor): I love you!
Kid!Sasuki (Hugging Poseidon): I love you!
Kid!Jack (Hugging Hercules): I love you!
Kid!Raiden (Hugging Shiva): I love glue!
Kid!Tesla (Hugging Beelzebub): I love you!
Beelzebub (Patting K!Tesla’s head): Aw, such a sweet little thing. Time to destroy your future (Walks off)
Beelzebub (Starting to not feel good): Feeling… Flu-ish (pants) Fever… Nausea… (Startled) Child germs… No! (Starting to become weak) Must… participate in… destroying… hu… (Falls to the ground in great pain) manity…
Gods and Goddesses (All lying down in great agony, pain and defeat from being hugged by the Children Human Fighters):
Brunhilde (Comes in): I’m afraid the voting has ended. And the winner is… Humanity!
Valkyries, Adam and Eve (Staring at all Gods and Goddesses who are all laying down in defeat just from the Child Human Fighters hugging them):
Y/N (Comes over): You know, for all their arrogance over being superior in power, for all their centuries to even eons of living, they had no immunity for the ‘lowliest’ of creatures: Children
Eve (Happy): Look’s like everything is going to be okay, which is the only way it should ever be!
Adam: Great. Let’s get our children back to normal and go to this ‘Movie Theater’ Y/N told us about and watch something nice then get some food
Buddha: Can I bring a laser pointer? I want to shoot it in Loki’s eye
Adam: Sure, why not
I think Adam would see Buddha as one of his children, same for Hercules…