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Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #6
Brunhilde and Y/N for the Win!
The Gods: So how’d you convince Buddha to betray us? What’d you offer him?
Brunhilde: I just asked if him if he wanted to embarrass you, and he instantly said yes
Y/N: Also, I bribed him with snacks
Buddha can spend all my money on his snacks and I would just thank him…
“The new plan is... no plan! We wing it! It’s probably not gonna work, but I said it with a lot of confidence!"
— Viggo
Scott: You’ve been needling poor Pryde so much that you’ve practically made her a new suit!
Pietro: Needled her a new suit. Even when we’re fighting you’re hilarious. Stop it!
Maeve: So how'd you convince the Cadre to betray me? What'd you offer them?
Aelin: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.
Jude: Cardan, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Cardan: Ooh, Someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why i did that.
Chaol: What if something happens to Dorian, and he never gets to meet my baby? I don't want to hang out with some stupid baby who's never met Dorian.
Aelin: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Rowan does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Aedion: If Rowan Whitethorn were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Rowan jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Aelin: You jump off a cliff!
Aedion: Gladly, provided Rowan did first.
Cassian: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Mor: Aren't you forgetting something?
Cassian: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Mor's forehead before running out.*
Mor: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
Manon: I’ve only had Elide for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Cassian: Can you keep a secret?
Azriel: Do you know anything about my life?
Cassian: No, I don't. Good point.
Arthur, making Merlin suffer through the knight's training routine: Are you crying?
Merlin, panting heavily: No...that's eyeball-sweat.
Conner: I’m quick at math.
Alex: Okay, what’s 38 x 76?
Conner: 24.
Alex: That’s not even close
Conner: Yeah but it was quick
Shawn: I’m quick at math
Jules: Okay, what’s 38 x 76?
Shawn: 24.
Jules: That’s not even close
Shawn: Yeah but it was quick
Shawn: I’m so relieved you guys found me! Wait— how did you find me?
Lassie: You hadn’t done anything super annoying to us for like, five hours so we knew something was wrong.
Shawn: That’s very insulting, but right on.
Max, to David: Thanks, Dad
Everyone:
Max: …why is everyone staring at me?
Nikki: You just called David ‘Dad’. You said ‘thanks, Dad.’
Max: What? No I didn’t. I said ‘thanks, man.’
David: Do you see me as a father figure, Max?
Max: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, ’cause you’re always bothering me.
Gwen: Hey, show your father some respect!
SkekSil: Chamberlain feels Emperor being a little harsh.
SkekSo: Thanks, good note. I was going for extremely harsh, I'll turn it up.
Aaron: Life is a party, and I’m the piñata.
Gihun: You never know the next person you meet could be he/him. Sangwoo: You sound like you googled how to talk to your gay friends.
Gihun: Yeah!
saebyeok: hey sangwoo wait, gihun what was that burn I had you write down? gihun: its says here "What did the calculator say to the other calculator, pause for effect, why does this- saebyeok and gihun in unison:-sad man own the two of us, yes!
