When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7

-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we there yet

Friend: no

Me: are we-

Friend: NO.

Me: well when-

Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~

Friend: no

Me: ~Naui Destination~

Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation

Me: nope.

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Friend: look at what I drew~

Me: wow, it looks really good

Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel

Me: ...cool~

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You make my life Colorful~

Friend: why do I still talk to you

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Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?

Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~

Friend: what

Me: ~Michyeo~

Friend: wait

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: no

Me: ~Replay~

Friend: I meant to say repeat omg

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Friend: nooo

Me: what?

Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold

Me: symptoms

Friend: yes- wait

Me:

Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-

Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~

Friend: why are you like this

Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~

Friend: why

Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~

Friend: plz stop

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when Bangtan finds out about Fanfictions?

Yoongi: Taehyung has been staring at his computer for three hours and hasn't moved a centimeter.

Hobi: Looks like he's turning into you.

Yoongi: Shut up, horse face.

RapMon: *silently writing lyrics and breaks his pencil in half* Ugh, not again! *throws it into the trash along with 20 others*

Jungkook: *sits next to Taehyung* Hyung, what are you doing?

Taehyung: *blinks and looks up at Jungkook as he closes his laptop* What? I wasn't doing anything.

Yoongi: What-? You're kidding. You've been sitting there for three hours.

Taehyung: And that's not normal?

Jimin: Since when were you normal?

RapMon: Could you guys be quieter? I'm trying to write our next song's lyrics.

Everyone: *Ignores RapMon*

Hobi: Just tell us what you were doing since Yoongi Hyung seems so interested.

Taehyung: I wasn't doing anything.

RapMon: *gets up and grabs Taehyung's laptop and quickly passes it to Jimin* Oh?

Taehyung: Wait! *tries to tackle Jimin but falls over Kookie* I can explain!

Jimin: *glares at Taehyung who's on top of Kookie*

RapMon: *opens the laptop to see "Asian Fanfics"*

Yoongi: What the-?

Hobi: "Asian Fanfics"?

Jin: *walks in and sees Taehyung on top of Kookie* ... I leave for two minutes and then come back to this.

Jungkook: Taehyung Hyung has been reading Asian Fanfics!

Jin: He's been reading what?

Taehyung: *gets off of Kookie* Do none of you know what fanfictions are?

Everyone: ...

Jungkook: Isn't that a song by Beast Sunbaenim?

Yoongi: What? That's Fiction, not Fanfiction.

Hobi: I don't understand- Oh! Look, I see my name!

Taehyung: And it begins...

RapMon: *scrolling down the page* mpreg? What does that-

Yoongi: Wait- What?! What are you reading, Taehyung!?

Hobi: V-Hope? Isn't that our ship name?

RapMon: Gas Station x Namjoon? What?

Jimin: YES! I SEE JIKOOK!

Taehyung: Oh look, another Mario x Jin one...

Jin: Another???

Yoongi: Where are the Yoongi x Sleep ones?

Hobi: They even have V x Lollipop

RapMon: 'Lemon'? Is this a story of us eating lemons?

Jimin: Hyung, what does 'smut' mean?

Jin: *closes laptop and takes it from Jimin* You're all too young for this.

Yoongi: *groans* Here we go again...

Jin: We can't corrupt Jungkook's innocence.

Yoongi: So that makes all of us too young to read smut?

Jungkook: What's smut, Hyung?

Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears and glares at Yoongi* At least have enough respect to not say these things around him.

Yoongi: You treat him like he's five, Hyung.

Taehyung: Can I have my laptop back, Jin Hyung?

Jimin: B-but... there was JiKook...

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies/park Pt 3

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Omg this one’s so long I’m sorry <3 xD ~At the park~ Jimin: *Stands in front of the slide* I’m the king of the park! Get it, park. Kid: *pushes Jimin down the slide* move old man Jimin: *falls off slide* Ow!! BTS: *dying of laughter* Jimin: Shut up... Jungkook: Oh stop! My stomach hurts Jimin: *glares* I didn’t do anything else Taehyung: I told you not to tell bad jokes, Jimin Hyung Jimin: Says the king of bad jokes Taehyung: No, that’s Hobi hyung Jungkook: *runs to the swings but a little kid cuts him off and steals it* Kid: *sticks tongue out* Jungkook: excuse me, did you really just do that? Kid: yes. Who’s gonna stop me? Jungkook: well, Jungkook sunbaenim could shove you off the swing Kid: Sunbaenim? lol no Jimin: *sniffs the air* someone’s insulting Senpai... (omg I’m so sorry I couldn’t resist) Jungkook: did you just- Jimin: DON’T WORRY JUNGKOOK, I’LL- Taehyung: *shoves the kid off the swing* there Kid: *cries* I’M TELLING MY MOMMY Jungkook: I’M TELLING MY MOMMY, TOO Kid: *runs off crying* Jungkook: *storms off to Jin* Seokjin: What happened? Jimin, what did you to Kookie? Jimin: Wh- ME?! It was Taehyung! Taehyung: I was just protecting Kookie *innocent pout* Seokjin: Awww~ That’s my Tae Jimin: *rages* Jungkook: Thanks hyungie. *hugs Tae* Jimin: *whispers* That should be me Hoseok: What’d you say, Jimin? Jimin: Nothing... Taehyung: I wanna swing Jungkook: Me too, hyung. Let’s go Jimin: Notice me Senpai... Yoongi: What...? Namjoon: What a beautiful thing protection is... oh, and friendly love. Yoongi: Shut up Namjoon. Jimin: Yeah Shut up, Namjoon. Namjoon: Yah! I’m older than you Park Jimin. Jimin: Yeah, but I have better abs Hoseok: Am I the only normal one in this group? *skips off to play on monkey bars* Jimin: Sure, Hyung... Seokjin: Come on, kids. It’s getting dark. We should head back to the dorm Yoongi: YES! Finally! Namjoon: It’s only 5:30, Jin Hyung. Yoongi: *brushes hand against Namjoon’s face* Shhh. Don’t make him change his mind. Seokjin: I know, but Kookie needs to take his bath before I make dinner. Jungkook: Stop babying me. *pouts* Seokjin: Aigooo~ You’re so cute~ Hoseok: Um guys... A little help? *hanging upside down on monkey bars* Taehyung: Hyung, stop kicking!!! Hoseok: *kicks Taehyung* Jimin: Ha! He deserved that! Jungkook: No he didn’t! *runs to Taehyung’s aid* Jimin: *cries* Wae... Seokjin: Don’t cry Chim Chim *hugs and wipes tears* Jimin: b-but... Kookie won’t quit being mean to me... Seokjin: do I need to tell him to stop? Jimin: Aniyo... *glares at Taehyung* but you can tell Taehyung to stop stealing him Namjoon: *on the swings* hey, this is actually kinda fun~ Hoseok: *finally off the monkey bars* Uhh, Namjoon- Namjoon: *swing breaks so he goes flying across the park* Seokjin: OH MY- NAMJOON ARE YOU OKAY *leaves Jimin and runs over to Namjoon* Yoongi: omg stop people are staring at us *the mom of the little kid comes up to Jungkook and Taehyung* Mom: Did you really shove a 10 year old off the swings? Taehyung: he was being mean Jungkook: and he stole my swing Mom: you’re accusing my sweet little child of stealing your swing? And you’re how old? Jungkook: it doesn’t matter how old I am, it was my swing! Jimin: *jumps in* yeah, it was his swing! Mom: the heck are you? Jimin: so you can tell your little brat to get over it Mom: Are you really a bunch of grown men arguing over a swing at the park? Vminkook: YES! Seokjin: the heck is going on over here? Jimin: she’s being mean to Kookie! Taehyung: she insulted us, eomma Mom: Eomma????? Jungkook: make her stoppppp Seokjin: what exactly is the problem here? Mom: these three are insulting my 10 year old son Seokjin: the heck guys, what’d he do to you? Jungkook: He stole my swing and dishonored me! Mom: before or after you shoved him out of the swing? Taehyung: Before. That’s why I shoved him Mom: ... Seokjin: I think there’s been a little misunderstanding... these guys may look like men but they’re actually ten on the inside Mom: obviously Seokjin: so I apologize for my children. Happy now? Mom: the heck do you mean by that? You don’t look that old Seokjin: I AM NOT OLD AT ALL I’M ONLY 23 Mom: o-o Yoongi: ugh you guys are stupid, he’s not their real mother Mom: no really Yoongi: He just acts like he is and treats us like babies Mom: oookkkkaaaayyyyyy... I’m leaving now Seokjin: okay okay we need to leave Yoongi: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MY SANITY LET’S LEAVE Namjoon: uhhh *tangled in the swing* I need a little help first Yoongi: just break it, you’re good at doing that Namjoon: but it won’t- *breaks the chain* okay never mind I got it Jungkook: I wanted to swing, though! Seokjin: you need your bath, Kookie Jimin: *pouting at VKook* yeah, we should go Taehyung: But Jin Hyuuunnnggggggg Yoongi: *already in the car* LET’S GO ALREADY! Sorry it ended a little odd... it was already so long and I felt it would be too much to add more to it. And omg we’re so mean to Jimin why can’t we just be nice to him for once </3 (Jinnie: I love you Chim Chim even if Kookie doesn’t <3) -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans

This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios _________________________________

10. Why some music videos are so weird

Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)

9. Why the guys wear so much makeup

It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.

8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’

This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members. also: OTP/BroTPs

7. Why all our time is taken up by them

There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.

6. Why we love them so much

This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.

5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks

I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times. I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=

4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them

Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy... and deleting them is way too hard omg

3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them

While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD

2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos

While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks

1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand

Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again. Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”

-Admin Jinnie

omg your scenarios are AMAZING tbh I was never a fan of such scenarios but omg yours are like aaaaahhh they're so amazing srsly and especially the ones about kpop fans like wow I can so relate to them. You are daebak❤️

omg thank you so much! I really appreciate the complements ^^I have so much fun writing them~ as for the kpop fan posts, I hope you continue enjoying them, because I have a ton more ideas for them! cx

Again, thank you for your kinda words~ You’re so sweet ^-^

-Admin Jinnie