How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 3

-Purely BTS btw-

Me: oh

Friend: yeah?

Me: oh...

Friend: ...yes?

Me: oooohhhhhhh...

Friend: Koreans?

Me: yes

Friend: what now?

Me: Bangtan

Friend: the heck is a Bangtan?

Me: they posted another Bangtan Bomb

Friend: tf?

Me: excuse the weirdness but I have to watch this

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Friend: this is literally them opening and closing a window while one of them eats standing out the sunroof

Me: exactly

Friend: are all of these like that?

Me: no

Friend: okay good

Me: sometimes Jin eats food

Friend: srsly

Me: and opens and closes a door

Friend: you're kidding me

Me: for 30 seconds

Friend: and you find it entertaining

Me: yes

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: I've watched it twenty times

Friend: just leave

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Me: omgggg

Friend: more Koreans

Me: why do you assume that?

Friend: because it's all you've been talking about lately

Me: not true

Friend: you were watching videos during class

Me: they were important videos

Friend: of Koreans eating?

Me: no, this one was V

Friend: doing what?

Me: no one knows

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Friend: what tf are you watching?

Me: what?

Friend: they look possessed

Me: what do you mean?

Friend: and what is he doing- is that what he calls dancing?

Me: hey, Jin's traffic control dance is adorable

Friend: um...

Me: it's his thing

Friend: and the two doing the- WTF

Me: what?

Friend: what are the two in the middle doing

Me: oh I think that's Rap Mon's signature move

Friend: and the three on the side?

Me: imitating EXO's tree at the beginning of Growl feat Yoongi being cute

Friend: and I'm not gonna even talk about the other two

Me: hehe Hopie and Jin... Omg I forgot their ship name

Friend: their /what/

Me: ship name

Friend: ship?

Me: yes

Friend: you mean you ship these guys with each other?

Me: yes

Friend: like as in love and kiss and sex?

Me: well, I'm more of a BroTP fan

Friend: the heck is BroTP

Me: but some fans do

Friend: oh gosh

Me: you should see the edits, hold on lemme find the V-Hope one-

Friend: bye

-Admin Jinnie

How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3

-Song Edition-

Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!

Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~

Person 1: ...I just said that

Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~

Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!

Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~

Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy

Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her

Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that

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Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?

Me: a pretty what?

Friend: View

Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~

Friend: you're kidding

Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~

Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?

Me: yes

Friend: omg

Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend: you are such-

Me: -yes

Friend: a-

Me: -say it

Friend: loser

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~LOSER~

Friend: you're KIDDING

Me: ~OETORI~

Friend: OmG

Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~

Friend: IS THAT LEGIT

Me: yes

Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?

Me: yes

Friend: I'm done

Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything

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Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek

Friend 2: omg no

Friend 3: no

Friend 4: nope nope no

Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-

All Friends: NO!

Me: Omg you know the lyrics now

Me: I'm so proud c':

-Admin Jinnie

omg your scenarios are AMAZING tbh I was never a fan of such scenarios but omg yours are like aaaaahhh they're so amazing srsly and especially the ones about kpop fans like wow I can so relate to them. You are daebak❤️

omg thank you so much! I really appreciate the complements ^^I have so much fun writing them~ as for the kpop fan posts, I hope you continue enjoying them, because I have a ton more ideas for them! cx

Again, thank you for your kinda words~ You’re so sweet ^-^

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

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Friend:

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Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

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Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

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Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie