When BTS Goes To The Movies Pt 2

When BTS goes to the movies Pt 2

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 ~At the movies~

Taehyung: Let’s get popcornnnnn~ Seokjin: I’ll go with you, hold my hand Taehyung: I’m 20, hyung Seokjin: Yes, but you still get lost. Like the time at the mall with Jungkook Taehyung: You let me go... Seokjin: No! You two ran off when you said you needed to pee Taehyung: Whatever Jungkook: We’ll go find seats Hoseok: Yoongi hyung already fell asleep Yoongi: *snoring on Hoseok’s shoulder* Namjoon: Yah! Hyung, get up. Yoongi: *mumbling* let me sleep... Jimin: Wait til we get in the theater, Hyung Yoongi: *groans* I get to pick where we sit then. I need a comfortable chair to sleep in. Namjoon: Just go *shoves Jikook and Yoonseok* Taehyung: Hurry Jin hyung~ Seokjin: *handing money to cashier* I’m coming Tae Jungkook: wait I have to pee! Taehyung: I’ll go with you- Seokjin: *grabs them before they run off* no. I’m coming with you two Jungkook: *pouts* why don’t you treat Jimin like a baby? Seokjin: cause he doesn’t act like one Taehyung: excuse me, but we are manly men Seokjin: manly men who got lost in a woman’s underwear store Jungkook: that was all Hyung. I told him it wasn’t the way back Seokjin: you just keep proving my point that I can’t leave you two alone. let’s go before the movie starts Vkook: Aniya! Seokjin: listen to your mother or you’re grounded *shoves them to the bathroom*

~In the theater~

Yoongi: *snoring* Taehyung: *hits Yoongi*  You’re too loud Yoongi: *wakes up* Yah! I’m sleeping here Jungkook: Well you’re sleeping too loudly... Taehyung: She’s about to get killed so shhhh! Audience: shh! Hoseok: Why did we agree to a horror movie? *Girl gets killed* Seokjin: *covers Jungkook’s eyes* Kookie don’t watch Jungkook: Hyuuuuuuung~ Seokjin: Don’t hyung me. Don’t watch this part... Jungkook: *whines* I’m 18, hyung Jimin: *tries to sneak an arm around Jungkook* Jungkook: *looks to Jimin* yah, what are you doing? Jimin: don’t ‘yah’ me! I’m your hyung! Audience: Shhhhhh! Jungkook: yeah, my hyung that was about to cuddle with me Taehyung: *glares at Jimin* Kookie is mine *VKook cuddle* Jimin: WHAT I WILL NOT HAVE YOU STEAL- Audience: SHHHHH!! Jimin: *looks behind him and bows* mianhaeyo, I’ll be quieter VKook: *still cuddling* Jimin: *glares at Vkook and angrily eats popcorn* Hoseok: Shhh! He’s gonna take off the mask. Audience: OMG JUST SHUT UP! Yoongi: oh come on it’s not like you didn’t already know the dad was the killer Audience: HEY! Jimin: Maybe this was a bad idea Namjoon: *Breaks his cup and the coke spills all over the isle* oh uh Seokjin: So much for not breaking anything... Yoongi: *slouches in his chair* I’m going back to sleep Staff: *shines flashlight on them* Uh, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave... Jimin: why?? Staff: we’ve been getting complaints about seven guys disturbing the movie Yoongi: yep that’s them. I didn’t do anything, though Hoseok: okay that’s bull, you spoiled the movie! Yoongi: oh come on it was obvious Staff: excuse me but you really need to leave. Now. Seokjin: Don’t worry, I’ll pay for the damages ~After kicked out~ Hoseok: Where to now? Jimin: Why not the park? Yoongi: No. I will go nowhere else with you people... Namjoon: I don’t want to break anything else Taehyung: You won’t break anything, Hyung Namjoon: *steps on twig* Taehyung: Let me rephrase that. You won’t break anything important Seokjin: Why not go? It’d give a break from looking after those three *points to Vminkook giving each other piggy back rides* Yoongi: what? wouldn’t it just make you have to watch them more carefully so they don’t get hurt? Seokjin: they’re old enough to take care of themselves at the park Yoongi: are you kidding me? yet you baby them with everything else Jungkook: Hyung, shush before he starts babying me again Yoongi: oh deal with it, I’m not going to the park with you. Especially after getting kicked out of the movies. Hoseok: It won’t be that bad, hyung. They have hammocks there that you can use Yoongi: ...they do? Hoseok: yep~ Taehyung and I set them up the last time we went Yoongi: you and Taehyung? Nevermind, I don’t want to go Namjoon: come on Yoongi Hyung, it’ll give us the perfect opportunity to take in the beauty of nature that this world has given us Yoongi: you can’t go two minutes without saying something like that, can you Jimin: either that or breaking something Namjoon: I really don’t know how I do that Taehyung: *sobs* like my t-shirts Jimin: oh come on, Taehyung, we bought you new ones Taehyung: B-But... they’re just not the sameeeee Jungkook: has everyone forgotten about the park? Hoseok: To the park! Jimin: Did someone summon me? Yoongi: No. Namjoon: Come on, let’s go Jimin: To where *smirks and moves eyebrows up and down* Namjoon: To the park Jimin: See, you summoned me Yoongi: *fake sobs* kill me omg we’re so mean to Jimin even though he’s Jinnie’s 2nd favorite </3 Sorry Chim Chim! (btw for those who don’t get the end, Jimin’s last name is Park) And Sorry for all the refferences to our other scenarios xD -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-pop Around Friends Pt 2

Me: I'm okay now

Friend: oh really now?

Me: yes

Friend: good

Me: yes

Friend: so my boyfriend is so sweet, right?

Me: yes

Friend: and he said he loved me again today

Me: yes

Friend: he also called me a Princess~

Me: yes

Friend: are you even listening?

Me: no

Friend: srsly are we even friends

Me: yes, but Instagram is calling

Friend: oh my gosh again?

Me: well, it's the morning in Korea, so yes

Friend: can we not talk about-

Me: //grabs phone and sees BtoB has uploaded pictures

Friend: no- don't-

Me: SHHH

Friend: ugh, this again

Me: well Peniel just posted something and I love his posts so much

Friend: why?

Me: him and Amber are two of my favorite people on Instagram

Friend: again I say, why?

Me: cause they're funny and post in English- WHAT

Friend: wtf is it now

Me: NO

Friend: here we go again...

Me: THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

Friend: what are they doing?

Me: Comeback

Friend: "comeback"?

Me: just like Teen Top

Friend: omg

Me: and like Bangtan

Friend: really

Me: except Bangtan didn't ever LEavE

Friend: and???

Me: that means THREE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS are promoting all at the same time

Friend: fun

Me: except Teen Top is coming back the 18th and BtoB isn't coming back till the 29th

Friend: fun

Me: and who knows about Bangtan cause they just pop up out of no where like their Original version of I Need U...

Friend: fun

Me: no not fun

Friend: okay, not fun

Me: it means I'll die

Friend: really

Me: yes

Friend: okay just leave

Me: wait I promise I'll be good

Friend: okay. Fine, you can stay

Me: yay!

Friend: so Dan and Phil posted a new video

Me: ohhh yay!

Friend: it's soooo hot omg I love them

Me: YAS they are just perf-

Phone: *ding*!

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: hoe don't do it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me: //grabs phone

Friend: omg

-Admin Jinnie

10 Things my Friends just don’t get about K-Pop/K-Pop fans

This is my first serious post, but I felt like rambling about this since I’ve been doing so many ‘Fangirling about K-Pop around friends’ scenarios _________________________________

10. Why some music videos are so weird

Honestly, I don’t really know how to explain it myself. Some K-Pop stars just like weird or enjoy being random, and I honestly love watching them as long as they’re not disturbing (it’s not a K-Pop song, but PONPONPON scares me)

9. Why the guys wear so much makeup

It makes me so mad when friends say that they look like girls because of all the eyeliner (makes me wanna shove a picture of shirtless Minhyuk from BtoB in their face). Famous guys wear makeup all the time, during movies, music videos, events, etc; Korea just makes the make up more exaggerated. And they also say I only like them with makeup on, but I find them just as cute with out it; though it’s a little strange since they almost always have makeup on around a camera.

8. Why they’re so close; ‘why they act gay around each other’

This one is a little less heard from my friends, but I’ve heard that question a few times. My explanation to them most of the time is that they all love each other; they’re like a second family after all. It’s honestly really really cute when you get used to it because it shows how close they are… But I hate it when they use the word ‘gay’ to describe how they look or act. It’s offensive towards gays and them, because they say it as an insult most of the time, which is NOT okay. Even if one of them was gay, I don’t think they’d go for one of their members. also: OTP/BroTPs

7. Why all our time is taken up by them

There are so many bands out there, and getting to learn them all is really time consuming. I like to have at least a good background knowledge for all the bands that I can, whether they are popular or deserve to be popular. Since a lot of time is spent learning all of this and it’s still fresh on my mind, it all slips out without really thinking about it. Plus, it’s fun to talk about and fangirl about, cause you can’t not fangirl when thinking/talking about them.

6. Why we love them so much

This one’s an obvious one because literally every friend I have has asked me that. There are too many reasons, some have been covered and will be covered in this post. In short, I’m gonna say that they’re just adorkable idiots who love their fans(us) so much, so we need to get them the attention and awards that they deserve.

5. Why it’s so hard for us during comebacks

I can’t be the only one with friends who want to shove me off a bridge during comebacks, right? It can be a really hard time to go through, yet all they do is roll their eyes and tell us to shut up. Sometimes it’d be nice that, even if they don’t understand us, that they’d be a little supportive and deal with our fangirling more around those times. I have friends who go through a hard time when their favorite show airs another episode or finale, and while it’s repetitive and I hear it all day for weeks, I still try and support them, so they should return the favor. =o=

4. Why our phones are full of pictures of them and why it’s so hard to delete them

Okay, I know I’m not the only one who saves pretty much every picture of her biases, and I know I can’t be the only one who’s phone is totally full because of those pictures. I honestly don’t understand this myself 100%, but there’s something about having them that makes me happy... and deleting them is way too hard omg

3. Why it’s entertaining to watch them even if we can’t understand them

While it is really frustrating to watch a video without subs, sometimes there’s not a need for them right away. Especially with BTS for me, I can watch them without subs and be entertained and fangirl just as hard. Other than that we just wait for subs and continue towards our goal of learning Korean someday. xD

2. Why we fangirl so hard during music videos

While a huge part of it is their looks because omg they are hot, that’s not always the reason we fangirl. I fangirl over how well their vocals sound or how good the song is as well, so it’s a pity that some friends think I/we love them just for looks

1. Why we listen to music we don’t understand

Every friend ever has asked me why, but I actually like not being able to understand the music until I look it up. Its fun being able to try and figure out what the song is saying through the music video of the sound, it’s one of my favorite things to do. And then when I fall in love with a song and look at what the song is really saying, it makes me fall in love with it all over again. Either that or I sit there like “lol omg I was so off on what this song means, oops.”

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

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Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when Bangtan finds out about Fanfictions?

Yoongi: Taehyung has been staring at his computer for three hours and hasn't moved a centimeter.

Hobi: Looks like he's turning into you.

Yoongi: Shut up, horse face.

RapMon: *silently writing lyrics and breaks his pencil in half* Ugh, not again! *throws it into the trash along with 20 others*

Jungkook: *sits next to Taehyung* Hyung, what are you doing?

Taehyung: *blinks and looks up at Jungkook as he closes his laptop* What? I wasn't doing anything.

Yoongi: What-? You're kidding. You've been sitting there for three hours.

Taehyung: And that's not normal?

Jimin: Since when were you normal?

RapMon: Could you guys be quieter? I'm trying to write our next song's lyrics.

Everyone: *Ignores RapMon*

Hobi: Just tell us what you were doing since Yoongi Hyung seems so interested.

Taehyung: I wasn't doing anything.

RapMon: *gets up and grabs Taehyung's laptop and quickly passes it to Jimin* Oh?

Taehyung: Wait! *tries to tackle Jimin but falls over Kookie* I can explain!

Jimin: *glares at Taehyung who's on top of Kookie*

RapMon: *opens the laptop to see "Asian Fanfics"*

Yoongi: What the-?

Hobi: "Asian Fanfics"?

Jin: *walks in and sees Taehyung on top of Kookie* ... I leave for two minutes and then come back to this.

Jungkook: Taehyung Hyung has been reading Asian Fanfics!

Jin: He's been reading what?

Taehyung: *gets off of Kookie* Do none of you know what fanfictions are?

Everyone: ...

Jungkook: Isn't that a song by Beast Sunbaenim?

Yoongi: What? That's Fiction, not Fanfiction.

Hobi: I don't understand- Oh! Look, I see my name!

Taehyung: And it begins...

RapMon: *scrolling down the page* mpreg? What does that-

Yoongi: Wait- What?! What are you reading, Taehyung!?

Hobi: V-Hope? Isn't that our ship name?

RapMon: Gas Station x Namjoon? What?

Jimin: YES! I SEE JIKOOK!

Taehyung: Oh look, another Mario x Jin one...

Jin: Another???

Yoongi: Where are the Yoongi x Sleep ones?

Hobi: They even have V x Lollipop

RapMon: 'Lemon'? Is this a story of us eating lemons?

Jimin: Hyung, what does 'smut' mean?

Jin: *closes laptop and takes it from Jimin* You're all too young for this.

Yoongi: *groans* Here we go again...

Jin: We can't corrupt Jungkook's innocence.

Yoongi: So that makes all of us too young to read smut?

Jungkook: What's smut, Hyung?

Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears and glares at Yoongi* At least have enough respect to not say these things around him.

Yoongi: You treat him like he's five, Hyung.

Taehyung: Can I have my laptop back, Jin Hyung?

Jimin: B-but... there was JiKook...

-Admin Jinnie