When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie

How K-pop Ruins Life Pt 1

Friend: omg that cap looks so good on him!

Me: wait- what?

Friend: the guy in the cap over there

Me: CAP...?

Friend: yes, the things people wear on their head...

Me: OH, sorry, I misunderstood

Friend: uhm... okay?

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Friend: This top is so cute!

Me: TOP is more of sexy than cute

Friend: What. This top isn't sexy at all

Me: HOW DARE YOU, HE IS A SEX GOD

Friend: ...what.

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Me: omg can we make SugaKookies plz?

Friend: what. did you just say Suga c-

Me: no. I didn't

Friend: rrrriiiggghhhtttt

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Friend: omg let me borrow your phone

Me: *wasn't listening* wait Baro?

Friend: let me borrow your phone

Me: oh

Friend: what'd you think I said-

Me: Nothing

-Admins Jinnie and Jongie

What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...

What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT

What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL

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What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!

What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy

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What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL

What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe

-Admin Jinnie

When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...

Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show

Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*

Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?

Jonghyun: what

Taemin: what

Minho: what

J-Horse: what

Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse

Minho: why J-Hope. why.

Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung

Onew: b-but... my horse...

Minho: Hyung, let him go

Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*

Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?

Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*

Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you

Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?

Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?

Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you

Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*

~ After Key leaves~

Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?

Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.

Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?

Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...

Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*

Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!

Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.

Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.

Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...

~ Two days later ~

Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...

Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!

Minho: No one's gonna do that

Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently

Taemin: ...what

Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know

Onew: He can join in, too!

Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?

Onew: yes

Taemin: why??

Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-

Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung

Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?

Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...

Key: Is Minho in the closet?

O & T: Yes

Key: Why?

Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-

Taemin: No, don't repeat it!

Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.

Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!

Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!

Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr

Key: ...

Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.

Onew: We just had a friendly battle.

Key: ...

Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*

Key: ... wtf you guys

-Admins Jongie and Jinnie

(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)

When Fangilring About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 8

-Song Edition-

Friend 1: hey everybody!

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 2: *to Friend 1* wtf is wrong with you

Me: ~EVERYBODY~

Friend 3: you should KNOW that you can't say that around her

Me: ~EVERY-EVERY BODY~

Friend 1: omg I forgot she was here

Me: ~JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO~

Friend 2: don't ever say that around her again

Friend 1: okay, sorry sorry

Me: ~SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~

Friend 3: OMG

Me: ~NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA MEONJEO~

Friend 2: you did it AGAIN!

Me: ~NEGE NEGE NEGE PPAJYEO~

Friend 1: I didn't even know that one existed omg

Me: ~PPAJYEO PPAJYEO BEORYEO BABY~

Friend 3: make it ssstttooooppppp

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Friend: the amount of broken glass in that room is dangerous

Me: uh huh

Friend: I hope those guys realize the danger they're getting themselves into

Me: uuuhhhhh hhhuuuuhhhh

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~You're in Danger~

Friend: oh come on

Me: ~Hetgallige hajima~

Friend: stop plz

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: no

Me: ~oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame~

Friend: is that a different song

Me: ~Danger~

Friend: there are /two/ for Danger?

Me: yes

-Admin Jinnie

What happens when Bangtan finds out about Fanfictions?

Yoongi: Taehyung has been staring at his computer for three hours and hasn't moved a centimeter.

Hobi: Looks like he's turning into you.

Yoongi: Shut up, horse face.

RapMon: *silently writing lyrics and breaks his pencil in half* Ugh, not again! *throws it into the trash along with 20 others*

Jungkook: *sits next to Taehyung* Hyung, what are you doing?

Taehyung: *blinks and looks up at Jungkook as he closes his laptop* What? I wasn't doing anything.

Yoongi: What-? You're kidding. You've been sitting there for three hours.

Taehyung: And that's not normal?

Jimin: Since when were you normal?

RapMon: Could you guys be quieter? I'm trying to write our next song's lyrics.

Everyone: *Ignores RapMon*

Hobi: Just tell us what you were doing since Yoongi Hyung seems so interested.

Taehyung: I wasn't doing anything.

RapMon: *gets up and grabs Taehyung's laptop and quickly passes it to Jimin* Oh?

Taehyung: Wait! *tries to tackle Jimin but falls over Kookie* I can explain!

Jimin: *glares at Taehyung who's on top of Kookie*

RapMon: *opens the laptop to see "Asian Fanfics"*

Yoongi: What the-?

Hobi: "Asian Fanfics"?

Jin: *walks in and sees Taehyung on top of Kookie* ... I leave for two minutes and then come back to this.

Jungkook: Taehyung Hyung has been reading Asian Fanfics!

Jin: He's been reading what?

Taehyung: *gets off of Kookie* Do none of you know what fanfictions are?

Everyone: ...

Jungkook: Isn't that a song by Beast Sunbaenim?

Yoongi: What? That's Fiction, not Fanfiction.

Hobi: I don't understand- Oh! Look, I see my name!

Taehyung: And it begins...

RapMon: *scrolling down the page* mpreg? What does that-

Yoongi: Wait- What?! What are you reading, Taehyung!?

Hobi: V-Hope? Isn't that our ship name?

RapMon: Gas Station x Namjoon? What?

Jimin: YES! I SEE JIKOOK!

Taehyung: Oh look, another Mario x Jin one...

Jin: Another???

Yoongi: Where are the Yoongi x Sleep ones?

Hobi: They even have V x Lollipop

RapMon: 'Lemon'? Is this a story of us eating lemons?

Jimin: Hyung, what does 'smut' mean?

Jin: *closes laptop and takes it from Jimin* You're all too young for this.

Yoongi: *groans* Here we go again...

Jin: We can't corrupt Jungkook's innocence.

Yoongi: So that makes all of us too young to read smut?

Jungkook: What's smut, Hyung?

Jin: *covers Jungkook's ears and glares at Yoongi* At least have enough respect to not say these things around him.

Yoongi: You treat him like he's five, Hyung.

Taehyung: Can I have my laptop back, Jin Hyung?

Jimin: B-but... there was JiKook...

-Admin Jinnie