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I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG TO UPDATE, BUT I'M BACK! I hope you enjoyed this part! I tried to give you guys a lot, but thank you for reading my stories! 

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 1

Me: so he was- wait Twitter is calling

Friend: srsly?

Me: shhh //runs hand down face

Friend: dhehflghatfj! //swats my hand away

Me: OMG

Friend: what???

Me: NOT AGAIN WHY

Friend: are you okay???

Me: WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME

Friend: wtf is wrong with you?

Me: they're promoting ANOTHER song?

Friend: who?

Me: it's been a month! Do they not rest

Friend: it's Koreans isn't it

Me: first "I Need U" and now "Sick" I just can't

Friend: yeah it's Koreans

---

Me: why

Friend: what

Me: wwwhhhyyyy

Friend: what

Me: WHy

Friend: WHAT

Me: Teen Top

Friend: oh come on

Me: they just...

Friend: can we talk about more interesting things?

Me: they cAN't be promoting at the same time as Bangtan

Friend: what is it a law or something

Me: my feels will die

Friend: omg

Me: they're gonna fly away

Friend: the heck

Me: and NEvEr cOMe baCK

Friend: you'll be fine

Me: WILL I?!

Friend: geez calm down

Me: I CAN'T bE caLm rIGhT nOw

Friend: just shut up and eat ice cream or something

-hours later-

Me: wait

Friend: wtf what now

Me: it's Twitter agai- HOLY- WHAT

Friend: ???

Me: TEASER PHOTOS

Friend: teaser photos?

Me: THEY ALREADY ARE POSTING THEM- WHY RAPMON

Friend: "Rap Mon"? Wtf?

Me: //incoherent sobbing

Friend: oookkkkkaaaayyyy... //goes to get food

-one day later-

Phone: *ding*!

Friend: don't you dare

Me: but it's-

Friend: no

Me: but they-

Friend: no

Me: THIS IS IMPOR-

Friend: NO

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: *grabs phone anyway*

Friend: gtfo

Me: Omg...

Friend:

Me: this picture

Friend:

Me: his hair is BLONDE

Friend: what

Me: it's BLONDE! DO YOu sEE tHIs?!?

Friend: what

Me: it is /BLONDE/

Friend: okay stfu I get it

Me: he had BLACK HAIR the other day!

Friend: don't they dye their hair all the time?

Me: HE LIED HOW DAre hE

Friend: okay calm down

Me: he had HIS haIR SPrayED

Friend: shut-

Me: to look freaking black

Friend: -up

Me: ANd IT Was BlONDe

Friend: shut up-

Me: THE WHOLe tiME

Friend: OKAY calm tf down

Me: I Can'T CaLM DOwn

Friend: yes you can or you're leaving

Me: fine

Friend: good

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: but it's BLOndE

Friend: leave

-Admin Jinnie

OT7 - We Love You, Namjoon

It doesn’t take a genius to know how emotional I’ve been about this whole Namjoon situation from making Vines to posting rants... I decided to let out my feels in my writing as well

This is an OT7 fic of Bangtan cheering Namjoon up and trying to get him to quit reading hate comments. I both love and hate the way it turned out, but it’s cute so I decided to post it~ Genre: Bangtan Brotherly Fluff and Cheesy Cheese Words: 600+

⇨ Masterlist ⇦

It had been days since the incident and everything just kept getting worse. The longer it had been, the quieter Namjoon had become when with the boys. All the boys were getting extremely worried for their leader who sat and either read hate Tweets or slept in his shared room with Taehyung who had been especially worried for his Hyung’s wellbeing.

Namjoon sat at his computer while sighing back in his chair. In front of him was a screen filled with hate and death threats, news reports of his mistakes, and such, up until Taehyung came in the room. He switched the screen to something else and Taehyung sat down on his own bed.

He knew how harmful it could be to see all the hate you get from everyone for doing something you didn’t realize was wrong, and the last thing he wanted was for his Hyung to know that pain, too.

He had told all the boys to put their heads together to try and cheer him up when Jimin and Jin remembered about the supportive English hashtag posts when Taehyung was being harassed by netizens. They all quickly took to Tumblr and Twitter, putting all their English skills together to find what would make their leader cheer up again.

He looked to Namjoon with sad eyes as he pulled out a piece of paper, “Hyung… I want you to look up this.”

Namjoon didn’t move, so Taehyung leaned over and slid the piece of paper to him. It had a list of hashtags such as ‘StayStrongNamjoon,’ ‘NamjoonProtectionSquad,’ and ‘Namjoonweloveyou.’

Taehyung watched him take the paper and open Twitter again, typing in one of the hashtags.

Most of them were in English so Taehyung couldn’t read them, but he saw a smile appear on his Hyung’s face in a matter of seconds. In excitement, he rushed out of the room to meet with the other guys.

“I got Hyung to finally smile,” he smiled his signature box smile while Jimin and J-Hope jumped up from their seats. “Jinja?!”

They all rushed to Taehyung and Namjoon’s room, peeking in to see their leader smiling and laughing at his screen.

The six boys all smiled to each other and entered the room to join their leader. Namjoon looked up at them while still smiling, causing the boys to smile back.

“Namjoon-ah…” J-Hope said as Namjoon turned his head back to the screen, “No matter what you said, there will be fans to support you until the very end. You get that now, right?”

“And we’re here to support you whenever the media blows up like this,” Jin added. “We’re a team remember?”

“A team and a family,” Jungkook added as he sat on Taehyung’s bed, “We’ll all probably go through this at some point, so we’ve got to let each other and our supportive fans help us up when we’re down.”

“AAiisshhhh,” Yoongi cringed, “It’s all so cheesy… but also true.”

Jimin laughed and put a hand on his Hyung’s shoulder, “So what do the tweets say, Monnie Hyung?”

Namjoon looked back to the screen, but before reading the Tweets out loud to the group, he gave them all a smile.

“Thanks guys…” he nodded, “I’m sorry for shutting you out. I was just so mad at myself…”

“We know, Hyung~” Jungkook practically sang, “Just remember that we’re here. There’s no need to shut your support out.”

“Yeah, okay that’s enough cheese for right now. I’m curious on what those Tweets say,” Yoongi mumbled, causing Jin to scold him for being impatient.

“Okay okay,” Namjoon laughed, “There are apologies towards you guys, too. I’ll read you those.”

“To us?” Taehyung blinked. Jimin smiled, “International fans are worried about all of us, huh~?”

All the boys laughed but then shut up so that Namjoon could start reading the tweets to the boys.

I wrote this in maybe ten minutes so it’s not wonderful, but it had cute brotherly Bangtan in it and I love how much they care for each other ^^ and also I’m wishing luck to Bangtan for their other concerts! I heard that the one in Dallas went well tonight cx

⇨ Masterlist ⇦

-Admin Jinnie

Person: you know, you look like a person that would listen to Katy Perry... Or just like really generic teenage girl music

Me: eeeehhhhhh, no... I don't really listen to her or normal teenage girl music hahhh

Person: What? Really? Who do you listen to, then?

Me: *sweats nervously* you won't know them

Person: try me

Me: plz no bye

-Admin Jinnie

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 11

(BTS Festa)

Me: omg I can't take this anymore

Friend: what?

Me: J-Hope is planning something

Friend: oh, right, Koreans

Me: he is doing SOMETHING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS BUT I-

Friend: omg SHUSH we are in public

Me: BUT HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO HASNT POSTED A SONG OR A COVER OR-

Friend: *covers mouth* I GET IT this hope guy is planning something you don't like

Me: but I do like it

Friend: but you just said you don't like it

Me: how could I not like something the great Jung Hoseok would release?

Friend: Jung who? I thought you were talking about some hope guy-

Me: he is the literal SUN AND I WILL SUPPORT HIM WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE

Friend: oh my god PLEASE CALM DOWN

Me: okay okay

Me: I will

Friend: good

Me: yeah

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: BUT WHY IS HE THE ONLY MEMBER WHO DIDNT HAVE A SONG FOR THE FESTA-

Friend: OKAY, that is the last time I hang out with you in public

(Masterlist: http://k-popscenxrios.tumblr.com/post/123669134408/funny-scenarios-masterlist?is_related_post=1 )

-Admin Jinnie

First Impressions | Namjoon

Summary line:  What is the first encounter/interaction with BTS? What were you doing that made them so interested to interact with you?

Namjoon walked up to the entrance of the college campus. Life has been great, his dreams have been achieved and he’s still moving forward in them. But what was college like? He sees his friends in college and he knows it’s a once in a lifetime experience, just like the road he was currently on. He felt like he couldn’t have a full experience of one or the other so it’s just as well that he chose the harder road less taken. But what was it like?

He wants to continue on his walk as he ponders for the rest of the day about college life experience, but he looks up and sees you. You just locked your car and is walking forward, making sure you had everything you needed for the day, your books, bag, wallet, keys, phone, etc. Of course, the first thing he noticed is your red converse…but are they high tops? He could tell that they were red converse, but you put on flared jeans this morning so they were kind of hidden. He made an inward frown, thinking that you should flaunt the converse highs if you got them.

He looked back up to you and saw you staring at the sky. He looked as well to see what you were seeing. It was bright but clouds covered the whole sky. He could see the outline of the sun a little to the left.

“Just like life, I guess.” You said quietly to yourself. He whipped his head back down to you, what voice was that?!

“Excuse me.” He stopped you before you entered the school, almost passing by him. Your face revealed shock but only mildly. You were actually a lot more surprised that he stopped you rather than who he was. Was it because of your shoes? You instinctively looked down; he couldn’t see that they were converse highs, only that they were red.

“How can I help you?” You asked politely. You were a huge ARMY fan, but his face didn’t look like he wanted to be treated like a celebrity right now.

“What did you mean just now?” He asked, referring to your comment to yourself. You guessed he heard it. Were you that loud?

You looked back up to gesture the sky, “That’s my life right now. I see every outline of every cloud. Everything is mapped out very well and I like the weather right now. But I love blue skies even more, and to see the sun so bright, I can’t look at it as long as I can right now. I just don’t know what wind can push away the clouds so I can see the sun and blue skies again.”

He slowly looked back down to you, he hasn’t heard anything as profound or abstract from anyone else but himself lately. The bell tower rang which snapped you both out of looking at each other.

“What’s your major?”

“Majoring in business, minoring in philosophy.” He raised an eyebrow, “Funny, you don’t look like you’re fit for business. The philosophy major, I can see.” He saw your polite smile slowly turned down and your stare turning blank, thinking about something.

“Maybe that’s my cloud. But I haven’t figured anything out. Don’t really find time to think about it.” You removed the blank stare from your face and looked back at him.

“You don’t listen to my music, do you?” Namjoon had a sad smile on his face.

“Oh, no, don’t get me wrong! I do. I love it. And, actually…I’m ARMY. I just haven’t been brave enough to put your words into my action. Just thinking about it does me no good, you know?” You were slightly embarrassed. You know so many people who’ve been motivated to find their dream because of their songs. As much as you wanted to be one of them, you lacked the support to become one.

“Honestly, it scares me to no end to think that I have no dream right now. I’m in my second year of college. When I graduate, it’s hard to turn back. I don’t to be ‘better late than never’, or even worse, never.”

“So start now.” His words startled you. You were at a crossroad in your life now. Either go and find out, or go to class…

“Let’s go.” You turned your back from the college grounds, ready to walk out but he pulled you back, laughing. You were afraid, wasn’t this what he meant? Is he going to go back on the words you heard every day in your music playlist?

“I actually have a request.” He looked almost sheepishly and let go of your elbow the moment you turned your head back to him. You held your breath, what could it be?

“Can you give me a tour of the campus?” You raised your eyebrows and your lips curved upward, “Sure.”

“I’ll hold your things for you.” He took your bag and swung it over his shoulder. Bad move. You didn’t zip up your backpack all the way and everything fell out. You quickly covered your mouth with your hand, laughing so hard, you started to bend over. Namjoon just stood there, looking at your things and back at you.

“I’m so sorry. I don’t mean to laugh at you. The zipper was already half open, so it wasn’t your fault at all! Really! Don’t be upset.” You said after your giggles subsided. You got down picking up all the stuff to put it back into your backpack. He started collecting your stuff too, but quietly.

“So the rumors are true. The god of destruction walks among us.” You teased. He didn’t give any reply and you got very scared.

“I’m very sorry. Please don’t feel embarrassed or upset with me.” You looked up to him, a little nervous. He stopped, smiled, and looked at you, “I could never be mad at ARMY. I’m not upset with you as much as I am with myself. I made all your stuff fall.”

“I told you, it was the backpack itself. I kind of wear things out quickly. It’s not your fault. Don’t put this on yourself, okay? It hurts us ARMY when you boys are so hard on yourselves, especially when you think it’s for us. We’d rather you see you guys happy and healthy over anything. Okay?” You said seriously to him. He looked at you and grinned, “Okay.” You guys finished collecting everything and walked back to the campus.

“You remind me.” He stopped and you stopped with him. He put on sunglasses, face mask, and his hood.

“You know, you are even more suspiciously like a celebrity like that.” You looked around, there were still people around, some had already begun to take pictures and videos.

“So what do you think I should do?” Namjoon asked. You frowned and let out a huge breath.

“Maybe just without the sunglasses, but you can keep the hood and mask. You know, people made jokes saying that sunglasses were permanently on your face. Now with the reversal, you’ll trick them.” You teased. He smiled at you and you both continued to walk.

“By the way, what’s your name?” He asked as you guys walked to the heart of the campus…

Namjoon | Seokjin | Yoongi | Hoseok | Jimin | Taehyung | Jungkook

Sorting Kim Namjoon | BTS Scenario ~ Hogwarts AU

Never had he felt so confused in his life. 

Ravenclaw was what he felt like suited him best. His pureblood parents raised him with every book in the wizarding world at his feet, he excels and enjoys it. Why is this funky old hat making him question everything he’s known? But Namjoon kind of thinks the funky looking hat probably looks good on him.

The Sorting Hat chuckled at his thoughts regarding his fashion sense with hats. It’s been fun picking on this little first year’s brain. It’s by far one of the more stimulating first years he’s ever met, and with the Sorting Hat “living” for over a thousand years, he has the right to say that.

“Just because you know everything doesn’t mean you must be the type of person everyone looks to for facts, knowledge, and wisdom. I can sense your courage and fierce bravery and you are a born leader. You know what that means don’t you.” Namjoon said nothing but his mind had already started wavering enough for the Sorting Hat to feel encouraged to pick at these three qualities more.

“That’s right. What’s a brain like yours doing in Ravenclaw, picking a life in the library rather than out and about, doing daring things? You would rather pursue things outside of a book, beyond just wisdom and knowledge, am I right? I know it’s a yearning for you…”

Not long after, Namjoon let out a breath and came to a, somewhat-compromised, decision with the fussy old hat. As funky as he thinks he could pull it off, he couldn’t bear to hear the hat nag on and on how much he knows his inner thoughts anymore.

The Sorting Hat chuckles and releases his stimulant, shouting, “Gryffindor!”

Sort the rest! -

Seokjin~~~Taehyung~~~Yoongi~~~Jimin~~~Jungkook~~~Hoseok

Nam looks so badass ... like he's ready to kick some asses

Spring Day, Namjoon

Spring Day, Taehyung and Namjoon

Not Today - Ki(ng)m Namjoon

Rap Monster = Savage

I think there’s a tear in my eyes, but there’s a smile on my lips.