What The Actual Fuck Have I Just Read

What the actual fuck have I just read 💀😭

Always count on Reddit to literally pull "theories" outta their ass.

How can Poppy have a kid with Clay when she didn't meet him until TBT and even then she never ended up alone with him?

Quit tryna break Broppy up, Reddit. Broppy is forever.

"it makes sense because they both have yellow hair" LMFAO I'M DEAD

"Whimpy poopy pants baby Branch" WHEEZING

"it's because when Poppy dies, aunt Viva takes care of the kid and gets with Clay" I DON'T SHIP CLIVA AND EVEN I KNOW THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS

"this is not fake" THE FACT THAT THE REDDITOR IS SAYING THAT SCREAMS THIS IS FAKE

"if you don't believe me just look up "trolls rule 34" and it will show the rules that the troll cast has to follow when signing the NDA" RULE 34 AIN'T A PLACE FOR RULES DARLING IF YOU'RE GETTING TROLLS NEWS FROM THERE IDK HOW TO HELP YOU (directed at the redditor of course not the pool soul not Merci)

Moral of this rant: someone needs their device taken away 😅

Also Merci to answer your question, no I don't think it's ever been foreshadowed that Poppy will cheat on Branch.

Guys I'm crying. I found this theory on Reddit:

guys.. i just met the creator of trolls justin timberlake and he confirmed my suspicions. i was watchibg the third movie trolls band together and noticed poppy had put on some weight. i support fat people but i was rhinking maybe this was osmething more. i could hear the baby screaming for help through the screen. its ovious shes prego. but i think that maybe branch isht the father. i think it was his brother clay that impregnated her. the next movie that comes out its going to be about the cheating scandal and the baby (not for kids). it hasnt been confirmed yet but justin told me when i met him at the grammys. in the third movie we meet poppys sister. i think this is because poppy will die in the next movie. hear me out. why would they give poppy a sister? it’s because when poppy dies aunt viva takes care of the kid and gets witj clay. it makes sense because they both have yellow hair. this is not fake. if this happens in the next movie yall can credit me.

I swear, I swear, I swear. What the heck is the fandom coming to. I doubt they met JT and I doubt that even if they did he would tell them that. Oh my gosh. I can't even. And CLAY??? Oh my gosh, she didn't even know Clay that well!

Then I saw this comment:

I TOTALLY agree! It’s been foreshadowed throughout the whole franchise that poppy would cheat on whimpy poopy-pants baby branch. I mean why would be poppy have pink hair if the rest of the cast has yellow…? brauanch honestly deserves better than poppy anyway after what she did to him in the prequel film. Justin Timberlake is also my uncle twice removed and he confirmed all of this to me. If you don’t believe me just look up “trolls rule 34” and it will show the rules that the troll cast has to follow when signing the NDA.

What the heck. What. The. Heck. "Whimpy poopy-pants baby Branch?" ???? And when has it ever been foreshadowed that Poppy would cheat on him???? Please someone tell me if this was meant to be serious because I'm dying.

(I also looked up "trolls rule 34 and found zip)

Since Adrian is owned by Alastor, the mental image of Alastor dragging a lanky ass ginger bird around on a chain won't leave my brain.

Considering starting a AO3 account to write fanfiction for Adrian. Anyone interesting in reading about Hell's favourite con- demon?

Really don't understand the occasional BroZone hate I see. Say it with me, Trolls Tumblr.

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