Cedric: Relax. Just Act Mature.

Cedric: Relax. Just act mature.

Callisto: Mature. Got it.

*later, on a date*

Penelope: So, what do you like to do for fun?

Callisto, with a deep voice: Taxes.

Penelope: Haha, I have resting bitch face.

Penelope: He has “I want y’all to die” face.

Penelope: It’s a subtle difference.

WMMAP Crack!AU

When Athanasia goes into coma the first time, there’s a brief moment where she wakes up, before Claude puts her to sleep because he doesn’t like how she was crying from the pain. Now I can’t help but imagine that Athanasia kept waking up after that (before Lucas shows up), but she says the most random things; mostly her quoting pop culture media and memes from her time in Korea. Imagine how everyone would react, especially if Athanasia’s humor gets darker.

Can you do something for me, please?

I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. 

Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another. 

Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it. 

OH MY GOD