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Y/n - I think my medicine is having a weird side effect. I can't get this horrible taste out of my mouth.

Remy - Oh let me check that for you mon cheri. *proceeds to shove his tongue into (Y/n)'s mouth, and make out for a minute and a half.* You taste perfect to me mon amour.

Y/n - *to stunned to even remember how to breathe.*

Remy - *grins with pride for having stunned (Y/n).*

Tez, you're essentially asking someone to take a job you are known to get people fired from. And when they decline, you throw a rabbit at them and make them become a moon.

Tezcatlipoca: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn't do. Tecuciztecatl: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Tezcatlipoca: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

i NEEEED Etoiles to say this PLEASE PLEAEE ETOILES HE NEEDS TO SAY IT IN HIS DRAMATIC WET CAT VOICE ITLL BE SO FUNNY PLEAEPLEASELMEASE

its not clear but asjhdsa I like to imagine that Edwin types like this. Eyes squinting, and using phone at arm's length, and typing only with a finger.

also bonus Crystal (I like to think they unintentionally / indirectly trash on each other. Like, they're not even at the same place yet for some reason the other just finds some way to annoy the other which is funny to imagine lol)

Cedric: Relax. Just act mature.

Callisto: Mature. Got it.

*later, on a date*

Penelope: So, what do you like to do for fun?

Callisto, with a deep voice: Taxes.

posting this outside of the reblog haha

i still dont know how tumblr works so im putting it here LOL