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QSMP Day 56 Lore Recap

Anything in parentheses is me speculating/theorizing/being funny

Fit plans on giving the French some bombs

Fit has a theoretical degree in physics

With the combined efforts of Phil and Fit, they're going to give the French some wine

Forever wants Phil to start dressing and acting like his "ex"

The plane with the French crashes through the potato farm

Forever starts yelling in French... At the French

Forever and Phil immediately notice the Sasuke skin

Maxo wants to go to Fit's gym

Maxo and Vegetta made a tier list of which QSMP member can survive a death match

Vegetta needs to speak to Bad

Foolgetta moments

They're struggling with the puzzle

As always, when the groups are united the punching ensues

They head to the new theater to do presentations

Everyone's dying on the way and Fit and Phil are just chilling inside

Baghera and Jaiden are bonding

Foolish is desperate for the jelly

Quackity gets undressed for the announcement for presentations

Forever and Phil keep exchanging love taps

Foolish thinks Antoine has nice nipples

Mike's favorite hobby is to love Richarlyson (MY HEART)

Baghera says no to Fit's gym

Maxo says Phil lives in PUBG

Jaiden is now Mexican, Brazilian, and French

Roier points out how Skeppy's face is similar to his

Vegetta gives Fit some mines to place outside the theater

Cellbit puts up a missing poster for Felps

Everyone is told to meet at a certain place at the wall and there's a French egg inside!

I think mines are going to be banned soon

The Brazilians warn the French about the bulls and help them learn about the eggs

They name the egg Pomme (apple)

Phil and Fit go back to the plane to take the shulkers to keep in quarantine

Fit and Phil take things from the pilot as souvenirs

Phil is the black market hookup

Quackity wants a party at the Casualonas

Bad is the sugar daddy for the French

Richarlyson wakes up

Forever is helping Baghera and Pomme conquer the night and taking them to the Favela for armor

Dapper shows up to help everyone

Forever tells Baghera to not trust Phil

Bad asks if Phil and Forever need relationship counseling

They show Baghera the Cucurucho statue and tell her to be careful around it

Phil and Fit look at Christ the Redeemer's face

All the eggs have woken up and the parents take them to meet Pomme and the French streamers

Bad gives Ramon better armor and some totems

Bad tells Fit about Quackity stealing Ramon's shield

Pomme has gone missing and it's night time and Baghera is going crazy

Fit and Jaiden warn Bad about the code monster targeting Dapper

Etoiles joins the conversation and Ramon gives him armor

Etoiles offers Fit protection before returning to Pomme

Quackity wants to bring an economy and politics to the QSMP, The Godfather style

Fit just needs a few "words" with Quackity about Ramon's shield

Quackity offers the history of the island to the French

The code monster shows up and tried targeting Dapper but him and Bad were too quick and it left (The code translated to D. Also the poor French experienced that horrifying experience on their first day.)

Dapper thinks it's annoying that he's the new target

The French build a base for Pomme with help from Foolish, Phil, and their eggs

Phil makes a keypad door for Pomme's base

Forever hears about Phil having shulkers and asks him about it

Chayanne built a dirt house for his retirement and plans to grow potatoes on the roof

Forever tells Phil that he should've built his house where the plane crashed

It's Roier's birthday again!

Cellbit said that he's taken (Are him and Roier an item? 👀 Yup, it's been confirmed.)

Tallulah knows some basic French

Tallulah leaves a nice message for Tilin at her tomb

Chayanne wants to learn Chinese; wait he actually can speak a little bit

Forever wants help with Project Copacabana

Chayanne is collecting egg signs like Pokemon

Tallulah brought Panchito to live with her and Chayanne

Phil tells Tallulah and Chayanne to only trust Bad and Fit, no one else

Roier is flirting with Bad and Jaiden sets up two beds for them

Bobby Naturto runs on the bed

Maxo and Bad are flat earthers

Bad discovers SOFIA in the player tab and Cellbit and Maxo try making excuses

Cellbit and Maxo "want to watch Drake and Josh" so they're building an antenna and ask Bad to help

Maxo and Bad believe the moon landing was fake

Bad thinks SOFIA is non-canon (HOO BOY, if only he knew.)

Maxo is trying so hard to cover up SOFIA but Bad wants to investigate with Maxo

Cellbit tries so hard to explain what "round" is

Dapper shuts down the SOFIA investigation

Cellbit and Bad bond over old kid's shows

Cellbit and Maxo are ready to reveal SOFIA to Bad

Bad sends Dapper home just in case of the code monster

Bad has SOFIA analyze the alarms placed by Vegetta

SOFIA gets an error when anything to do with Cucurucho is shown to her

SOFIA asks what it's like to be in love

Cellbit and Maxo return to working on the antenna

Bad gives SOFIA a lollipop flower to brighten up the room and an avocado to analyze

Bad asks SOFIA if there's anything else she'd like outside of the investigation and she says some art; he shows her a picture of Leo, Tallulah, and Dapper and Richarlyson's drawing of Quackity and Tilin

SOFIA roasts Quackity by saying she's only seen him without hair

Two Quackity theory might be wrong

Bad returns home to Dapper

Bad and Dapper return to the plane crash site in search of the black box (It's called that but it's orange - very confusing.)

All they found was a chest with a book that said, "Nothing here :)" (Is it the thing with the black signs? It's the only thing we've seen sign something with a smiley but I could be reading too much into it.)

Bad goes to help Cellbit with the antenna

The same code from earlier shows up, breaks the waypoint, and kills Dapper and Cellbit (FUCK YOU, DUDE. SERIOUSLY YOU'RE A COWARD FOR HOW YOU HANDLED THE FIGHT.)

Code kills Max and attacks Etoiles (Is Max actually dead? Because that really felt like it... He probably knew too much. Or Max wanted a way out in canon idk. I'm sleepy.)

Bad returns home to comfort Dapper and return his things

Bad leaves Dapper at home to meet with Cellbit and Forever; they plan to destroy Luzu's computer

Richarlyson is in his reinforced base

Etoiles joins them on the endeavor (Poor new guy really be getting exposed to the horrors on his first day.)

The computer can't be broken and it starts raining (SUS)

The moment they get close to anything, lightning strikes them

Forever goes back to the Favela for a drill and supplies to spawn the Wither

Etoiles uses a sticky piston on the blocks

Cucurucho shows up to observe (SUS AGAIN)

As soon as the blocks are broken, reinforced blocks are placed again by an invisible entity and it turns to night but the code monster doesn't appear

When Forever broke into the computer, he got something out of it and Cucurucho claims the item is illegal (If someone could explain what it is, please tell me. I've been on Bad's POV.)

Forever asks for Richarlyson's life back (Like it worked so well the first time it was asked-)

Cellbit hits Cucurucho with straight facts

Bad asks Cucurucho if the eggs are supposed to die and it laughs

Cucurucho cannot be hit

Bad lassos Cucurucho

Bad asks if the island is perfect if all the eggs are getting killed and it responds with, "Perfect for you or for me? :)" (I was on the haha goofy white bear train until today. Sick fuck. Sorry for all the cussing today I'm just salty after the last two lore days.)

Forever asks Cucurucho to be his sugar daddy

So many mines around Luzu's

Etoiles tells Bad he can break the computer

Bad lassos Cucurucho again and starts dragging it around the desert at night and asks it if it likes being a pawn in some else's game; it starts laughing

Cucurucho vanishes

Etoiles broke into the computer with sticky pistons but everyone thinks they should stop for the day

Cellbit asks to talk to Bad at his base

Cellbit thinks that Cucurucho doesn't know what's happening with the code or the computer

Bad doesn't think the eggs are getting out of this alive

Forever doesn't want to mess with the computer anymore in order to protect Richarlyson

Bad thinks the only way to prevent the eggs dying is by getting away from the island

Forever just wants to not make enemies out of the federation when the code is already everyone's enemy

Cellbit says they'll never win in a fight against the federation but they can win with blackmail

Bad gives Cellbit his train ticket

The plan is to give only two of the four items back to Cucurucho in exchange for the Protection VIII diamond chest plate and keep the rest as blackmail and to try going along the train tracks again tomorrow (Please, for the love of GOD, leave the eggs in their reinforced bases and tell the French to keep Pomme safe.)

Cellbit wants Bad to go back to Luzu's computer to find more stuff?

Bad returns home to see Dapper made apology brownies for dying :'(

Bad reassures Dapper that it wasn't his fault

Bad thinks the eggs are experiments done by the federation and it's gone on longer than they wanted and they're trying to put an end to it with the code monster

Art time with Bad and Dapper

Bad vows to make the federation/code monster pay for every egg life lost

Forever says that Etoiles is like him and Bad, try hards looking for adventure

... And so much more that I couldn't keep up with. I'm sorry, guys. It's hard to keep up with, what, 26 streams? Especially when they're all going on at once... I should've been focusing on research for my final but I'm surprised at how much lore transpired today, with it being the first day with the French streamers.

Pomme's emoji might change later once I learn more of her personality. The compass is a placeholder for now since she kept getting lost today.

Pomme 🧭: ❤️❤️ ✔️

Leo 🌈: ❤️ ✔️

Dapper 🎩: ❤️ ✔️

Tallulah 🎼: ❤️ ✔️✔️

Bobby 🤠: ❤️ ✔️

Chayanne 🛡️: ❤️ ✔️✔️

Ramón 💣: ❤️ ✔️✔️

Richarlyson ⚽: ❤️ ✔️

Dude I reached the tag limit on this one. Even Tumblr said too much lore and people 🤣

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