*Casually Materialises*

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No one asked for this but I don't care.

Characters that I fucking love from Fazbear Frights that I see barely anyone talking about because they didn't read past books 1-5 usually. Or they forget about them. Because that happens.

Spoilers if you haven't read the books ig??

1. Toby Billings

My beloved boy

He's so depressed lmao

Definitely got some shit going wrong

But we love him

And he deserves better that being tormented by a fucking shadow rabbit

Literally has no mother

She fucking left ✌️

But he has a brother (who is a dick)

And a dad (who supports the brother)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bestie I hope ur ok

2. Jeremiah (I don't he has a last name, if he does, I forgot it and I refuse to check the wiki out of spite)

Also depressed probably

Needs therapy

Parker was so mean to him what the heck.

He was just vibin

And trying to finish his fucking job

And this bitch put spicy shit in his chips

>:(

Also Glitchtrap kinda makes him have to find Hope and Parker's disembodied pieces

So that's rude

3. Hudson

Why are all of these people depressed

But yeah he has actual PTSD

Poor guy

Literally was trying to just leave his past behind him BC he couldn't deal with it

And just wanted to exist in peace

uNTIL SPRINGBITCH DECIDED HAHAHAHHA NO

I have a lot of hatred towards William.

4. Colton

Surprisingly, not depressed

Just a moron

I love his stupid little brain

He legit broke into a place to fix a game to get tickets for a game when he literally could've just stolen the game

You little dumb dumb

*headpat*

5. Sam

Bestie

Broski does film????

I do film!!!!!

Also I find him goofy

And Nole definitely spent way too long on the first 3 pages describing how he sits and stuff

I have no idea what his skin tone is because everyone keeps changing it and I am just gonna stick with like the original one I know for him lmao

He's so swag

(probably fruity ✨💅)

Does anyone want 5 (or more) characters I despise for dumb little reasons?

Finally someone compiled the proof! He is very gay.

So I’m reading the new fazbear frights book “Blackbird” and I have some thoughts

First off we have friends nole and sam in college

yeah ya know just some friends nothing crazy...anyways they start talking about deep secrets

and you’re like what secrets could this guy nole have 👀

Oh? a guy like nole was a bully?!? nole who doesn’t even feel like he belongs with his frat, who’s only apart of the frat because his dad and grandfather were. I wonder what kind of influence they had on him, I mean why would someone like him bully others *shrugs*

whatever anyway later we meet his roommate

Ian has nice boxers good to know👍🏽

Next when asked about how close he and sam were

So they’re close I guess😅

And lastly....just this

oh my heart😭

In conclusion Nole gay as hell✌🏽

*Casually Materialises*

Ok so. Someone did ask for this this time.

Random Fazbear Frights characters I hate for really oddly specific reasons that I cannot explain without going on a side rant.

So. Spoilers for Fazbear Frights if you haven't read the books lol.

Enjoy my brain going brrr

1. Matt - In the Flesh

Not only do I hate this book

I hate this man

Why the fuck was he such a little prick

Like

Mmmmmmm i hate him

He has so many issues I don't want to begin

Matt literally gave me anger management issues

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2. Joel - Kid's at Play

This mf

HE HIT A KID WITH HIS CAR

And then DIDNT CALL THE POLICE

Wtf

Dumbass

I hate him

I hope he knows the Kids At Play signs were in the right

And I know the rebellious phase is normal, but your parents were being more than generous

Fucking bitch

3. Angel - Gumdrop Angel

Ok.

Before I get the whole

bUt YoU lIkE tObY aNd ThEy WeRe BoTh TrEaTeD bAdLy

Stfu

This is my opinion.

And she was basically just the hated child trope

And I despise that trope

2018 gacha nostalgia I guess

Except she became candy

4. Oswald, Sarah, Millie - Into the Pit (Book)

I don't hate them.

I just hate how overused their stories are

Because everyone reads it

And then are like "omg they are so cool"

When they are actually pretty basic compared to some of the other characters

5. Dirk - Felix the Shark

What the fuck was he on

Some drugs

Bro really was breaking and entering

And he was so cocky abt it too

And then he died

In the dumbest way possible

Like bro???

How did you not know???

Also that water was NASTY

sO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GET IN IT???

6. Andrew - The New Kid, The Man in Room 1280, and Epilogues

Dumbass

He was basically just Cassidy

Which is fine ig

But like

He just seemed a bit too much

Also I'm like 90% sure he killed Kelsey

So that's kinda rude

And then used his soul as a fucking lure???

Like bro

Also those poor doctors and nurses.

They were legit trying to kill william

Like

Let them

Bruh

Idk

I just didn't like him

Also apparently he possessed Fetch but I didn't put Fetch as the book BC idk if he was in Fetch when it attacked Greg.

But yeah.

I don't like him.

7. Eleanor

This fucking bitch

8. Parker

He has no right to be that fucking mean

And he was just

Going too far

Like

Mmmmmmm

He seems like the type of person to think he's above the law

Like stfu

Ur a bitch

So yeah.

I'll probably think of more later.

Woo

Don't

Don't

Shadow Bonnie just...

*discord join call sound*

And then harrassed a depressed guy.

Eleanor: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Plushtrap: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Faz-Goo: I personally was created in a lab.

Shadow Bonnie: I just straight up spawned lol.

Honestly if you don't, I would be super suspicious of you. It's just... More comfortable. I didn't make years of fucking emotional attachment to these fucking squishy baby's for it to go out the window because "iTs cHiLdIsH"... Like ok and, Brittany??? You drink Starbucks and act like a bitch (not in the good way >:( ).

But seriously, they are basically my children at this point, and I will probably sleep with them in my bed until I die lmao

Prove your point man lmao

If your 13 or older and still sleep with a stuffed animal please rb this im tryna prove a point to my friend.