If You Ever Feel Stupid Just Remember On The First Day Of My New Job My Boss Said 'we Make Jokes All

If you ever feel stupid just remember on the first day of my new job my boss said 'we make jokes all the time around here.' To which my dumbass responded 'At least you don't make science jokes periodically.' I got a "bruh" stare before they continued showing me around...

ESA Werewolf Bakugou

This is my first actual post so forgive me if it sucks. This was not proofread.

Summary- reader has bad anxiety and was recommended to get an emotional support, but they ended up with a werewolf instead.

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You had anxiety, to say the least. It was terrible, and paired with your PTSD? God was it a nightmare! The constant flinching and jumping at the slightest of noises was becoming hazardous. Your life was chaotic and you wanted to fix it, so you went to the doctor in hopes of getting medications. Instead, you ended up having to get a support animal. And without getting any meds, you had no other choice but to do as you were told. So without argument you went to the center they recommended to you and entered.

Upon entering you looked around, noticing a calm and peaceful aura about the place. “Hello.” a receptionist said, making you jump back with a gasp. “Oh, I’m sorry.” She apologized. “I-It’s fine.” you say with a stutter. You walk towards her and set down your papers of referral, “I was told to come here to get a support animal.” you say, just like you had practiced in the car, multiple times, before entering. She looks at the papers and nods, “Alrighty then, lets get you back into a room and introduce you to a few. We can do the paperwork afterwards.” She smiles as she walks you back to a room with a chair. You sit and wait as she leaves to get the first dog.

Upon her return you saw another man behind her. You were confused for a moment before you looked closer, they weren’t a man, they were a hybrid. “This is Jack,” she introduces as she motions to a german shepherd hybrid, “He’s 26 and was trained for emotional support.” you nod as you look up at him. He was tall and lean, with neatly trimmed fur and a straight face. You gave him a small wave and he nodded in return. They stayed and talked with you for a few minutes before leaving. The receptionist then returned, “So?” she asked. “I don’t think I would do well with him.” you reply. “Okay, that’s totally fine. I’ll go get someone else then.” she states as she leaves and soon returns with another hybrid.

The process continued for a few hours, your anxiety rising with each new face you met. After the 17th hybrid the receptionist came back alone. “We only have one other service animal here,” she says, “But normally he has to choose if he goes with you or not… he’s rather picky.” she explains. You nod your head, “O-okay, let’s try.” She leaves and returns moments later with a massive figure behind her. You tremble slightly in your seat just at the sight of him. “This is Bakugou, he’s actually not a hybrid,” She says as she holds the door open for him to enter. He was so tall, he had to duck to even get through the door. “He’s a purebred werewolf.” she finishes. Honestly, you could’ve guessed that just from his hulking size but it was clear once you saw his carmine eyes. His stare was intense yet soft as he looked at your small form. You were about to attempt to say ‘Hello’ before he strode across the room towards you, None of the others had approached you, so this was surprising to you and it made your anxiety spike. He sat on the floor beside you and placed a massive paw on your thigh. You flinched at his contact, making him look at you with a concerned gaze. He looks back to the receptionist and says, “Her, I’ll go with her.”

She has a shocked expression with wide eyes, “Really?” she questions, and he nods in return before turning back to you and laying his head down on your legs. He could smell you, and he knew you were practically terrified. He knew you had issues just like all the others that had tried and failed to acquire him as a support. But you were different somehow, your scent had an undertone of what seemed like a permanent fear. You look down at him, still fearful, but the pressure he had on your legs was… Comforting? He looked up at you slightly before applying more weight, noticing how your trembling had stopped. “I'll go get the paperwork.” the receptionist says then leaves, making you flinch. Bakugou glares at the door where she left before returning his attention to you.

Time flew by as Bakugou kept you calm, or as calm as you could get, while you did the paperwork. Within the hour the two of you were out of the center and in your car heading back to your apartment. He sat in the passenger seat, hunched over due to his size. You made your way across town and parked at your apartment building. He looked out the window before exiting your rather small car, looking back at you when you didn’t exit with him. He stalked around the car to your door and opened it for you. You flinched and whipped your head to the side, looking at him timidly as your body was stiff. He kneeled down to your level and unbuckled you. “C’mon, let’s get you inside.” He says, his gruff voice shaking you from your stupor. You slowly got out of the car and locked it once he closed the door behind you. “S-sorry.” you apologize as you began to walk to your door. “For what?” he asks, confusion in his tone. “Well. my anxiety is really bad and-” “I know.” he cuts you off, “I read your file before I went to go meet you.” he clarifies before you could even ask how he knew. You unlock your door and let him enter first before following behind and closing the door again. You give him a small tour of the house, speaking very little as you showed him each room. He could smell you throughout the house, the scent of fear and panic ever present.

Finally you got to the last room and opened the door, “This is your room.” You say. He leans in and sniffs the air, “No.” is all he says before walking away. You look at him perplexed, “No?” you ask. “I won’t stay in there, your scent is faint, so you don’t frequent the area often.” he begins and you watch him head towards your room. “For me to do my job I need to be near you constantly, to help and assist you. So I’ll be staying in your room.” He finishes. “A-alright.” you comply as you follow him into your room. He sits on the floor and looks at you, “Sit.” he says, tone demanding. You obey and sit on your bed before him, brows scrunched in mild concern. He leans forward and lays his head on your lap once more, almost immediately calming you with the comforting  pressure. “Y-you can come on the bed if you want.” you offer, voice low. He nods and wordlessly crawls onto the bed behind you. You were about to turn to look at him before you felt him pull you into his lap. Not expecting him to do such a thing you panicked and gasped as your body grew rigid. “Shhh-” he shushes you in a soothing tone as he holds you close to his body. Enveloping you with his massive frame and applying a constant pressure to calm you. You look up at him, “Bakugou?” You ask, silently asking what he was doing. “Call me Katsuki.” he says. You nod as you slowly relax into him, his soft fur brushing against your cheek with every powerful breath he breathes. He looked down at you with a soft grin, “Better?” he asks, to which you nod. You couldn’t explain it but he made you feel calm, he made you feel safe. You knew you could trust him with your health and your life. “Good.” he says as he rests his head atop yours, “Get some rest, I can tell you’re tired.” you hum in understanding as you close your eyes, letting him take care of you.

≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫ That's all I got for now but lemme know if I should do a part 2 or some headcannons ≪•◦ ❈ ◦•≫

My dumbass who was thinking of the other kind of 'cake'

My brain- *how they gon' steal my ass?*

Please do a part 2, I thought part 1 was really sweet :]

Glad you liked the first part, I mostly wrote it on a whim but part 2 here we go!

Summary- You go out with Katsuki and friends and get overwhelmed

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After a few days of adjustment, Katsuki was accustomed to your constant uneasiness. He was always nearby, ready to tell you to sit and to hold his hand. He was better at keeping you calm than any pill you’d ever tried. Katsukis continual presence eased your mind and helped you get through the days.

After a few days of following you around the apartment and work, you felt comfortable enough to go elsewhere with him. You looked down at your phone, a new message popping up from your friends group chat. The group was going to go shopping in a hour and you were arranging to go with them. Everything was in place, except for the fact that you weren’t ready yet. Hopping out of bed, you went to the corner of the room and picked out a nice outfit that was both comfortable and would look nice while you were out with friends. You got dressed in faded black jeans and a gray tank top with a white flannel to cover your shoulders. Once dressed, you exited the room to see Katsuki waiting by the door, “What’s going on?” he asks as he sniffs the air. “You smell excited.” he states. You only smile up at him as you take his hand and walk to the front door, handing him his service vest. “We’re going out? Where?” he asks as his massive tail wags behind him. “Some friends of mine invited me out, so we’re gunna go shopping!” you declared as you put on some sneakers. Katsuki got on his vest along with a leash that clipped to the front. He never liked how the leash made him look like a pet, but he knew it was necessary.

Soon enough the both of you were ready to leave and out the door, walking to the nearby shopping district everyone had agreed to meet at. As the two of you walked you held the end of his leash tightly, fidgeting with the frayed tip. Katsuki looked down at you before placing a hand on your shoulder, “Hey, it’s alright. We’re just going to see your friends.” He remarked encouragingly. You nodded in agreement as the two of you entered the mall and waited on a nearby bench. You pulled out your phone, texting everyone that you were there and waiting. Immediately you got a message back, it was an image. Opening it, you saw it was a photo of you with your head down. Looking up you saw the sender of the message, your friend Sero. You stood up and dropped Katsukis leash, giving Sero a tight hug. He chuckled “Did ya miss me or something?” he asks jokingly but you still nodded in response. Releasing him, you sit back in your seat next to Katsuki. “Katsuki, this is my friend Sero. We went to high school together. Sero this is Katsuki, he’s my emotional support.” you explain as you introduce the two. Sero nods and extends his hand which Katsuki took and shook. 

After a small wait and some chatter, the rest of your group arrived. Introductions went by fast and soon you all were walking from store to store. Katsuki stood by your side as much as he could, only being a few feet away when you went into rooms to try on clothes. The day was fast-paced and you were feeling overwhelmed by the fifth store. But not wanting to ruin the mood for everyone else you remained silent, following them from behind with a slower pace. After another three stores you couldn’t take it anymore, you needed to take a break. Walking up to Mina you tapped her arm, grabbing her attention before speaking, “I’m gonna go for a bit, don’t wait up for me.” She looked at you, concern in her eyes, before she answered, “Alright, call me if ya need anything.” You hummed in response as you turned around and left the group behind.

Once you were outside you could feel the tremors in your hands and the shaking of your knees. Katsuki wrapped an arm around your waist to help you stand better, knowing all too well that you were a fainter if things got too bad. You leaned against him, trying to find comfort as you felt an anxiety attack quickly approaching. He looked down at you, noticing your current state before coaxing you towards a bench and sitting you down. Sitting down helped your body relax a bit, but your mind was still racing. Your hands shook as you tried to voice that you needed help, but words refused to be formed. Looking up to Katsuki, you wordlessly asked for help, pleading with your eyes for him to sit next to you. He sat beside you on the bench and pulled you into his chest, gently embracing you. You hugged him tightly as you tried to bring your breathing back to a normal tempo. Hearing your heart beating in your ears was no help at all, though. The thudding through your mind only reminded you of how the stress was affecting your body. Katsuki placed his hand on your arms and lightly pushed you back, “Take deep breaths.” He orders. Nodding in understanding, you struggle to do as he says. Your breaths coming in sharp choppy gasps of air, trying to get oxygen to your body. He holds your arm firmly with one hand as the other tilts your face up to look at him. “Copy me.” he commands, as he begins demonstrating how he wanted you to breathe. Katsuki assisted you for the next twenty minutes, gently aiding you through your panic and rubbing your arms.

After what felt like forever, your breathing was finally stable and your tremors had lessened. “T-thank you, Katsuki.” you said, finally finding your words. He smiled down at you as he then asked, “Are you okay now?” You nodded. “Think you can get up?” “Yeah, I should be okay.” you replied. He stood up, holding out his arm for you. You smiled at him before taking his arm and standing. “Wanna go find your friends now?” He asks. You think for a short moment before you answer, “I think I’m ready to go back home, I feel alright now but I don’t think I’m well enough to keep going.” Katsuki nods before taking your small hand in his and walking you back home.

Once at home the both of you changed into some comfortable clothes, you in some sleep shorts and a large t-shirt, and Katsuki in some gray sweatpants. You sat on the living room couch and turned on the TV, soon feeling the couch dip as Katsuki sat next to you. You look at him with a small smile before scooting closer and leaning against him. For the rest of the day the two of you stayed in and watched TV while cuddling until you both fell asleep on the couch, you laying on Katsuki with your head on his chest and him with his head back on the couch and his arms wrapped around you.

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This was just a little drabble I did because I was bored and work was slow lol.

warnings- angst and some violence ig

Chest heaving, you place your dagger into its sheath and turn away. Your enemy, now behind you, falls to the ground with bloodied armor. His sword was never a match for your agility and speed. You held yourself with pride as you walked out of the ring, seeing people look at you in fear. Internally you grimaced, the fear in their eyes and the way they cowered in your presence made you wonder how it got to this point in the first place. Was it just because of your battle from moments prior? No- this had been going on since you were but a child.

Playing in the town square you had a stick in your hand as you balanced upon the edge of the fountains wall. “I’ll win this time for sure!” exclaimed your small friend Virsi. She lunged at you with a stick in hand, play-fighting with you. You swung your stick to deflect hers as you gracefully stepped back on the brick wall. “Good luck Virsi, I’m still undefeated!” you stated in reply with a prideful yet cheeky grin. The two of you continued to play, going back and forth with playful banter as you swung your ‘swords’ at each other. You were fully immersed with the miniature fight, so you hadn’t heard the small crew of boys come up behind you. Suddenly you felt hands on the back of your shirt. They had pulled you away from your game and threw your stick to the ground. Clearly displeased with this you glared at the boy before you, who you’d previously assumed was their ‘leader’. You knew the crew well, unfortunately, and they had picked on you many times before. Rolling your eyes, you snapped “What do you want this time, Aymer?” “What? Can’t I come see the pretty princess?” You practically growled at the nickname, “I am no princess, if anything that’s you with how fragile your ego is!” you cleverly shot back with a smirk. The look of pure shock on Aymers face was something you wished you could capture and look at for days. Shaking his head to rid himself of the initial shock he glared back down to you, “I don’t have a fragile ego!” he exclaimed, ragefully. As he was distracted in his miniature tantrum you wretched your hands out of the grip of the other small boys and dove for your stick and held it up to them in a challenge. Aymer only tsked at you, “What? Do you plan to poke me with that or what?” he asked mockingly. Tilting your nose up at him you swiftly replied, “I challenge you to a duel, if I win you have to back off.” “And if I win?” he asked as he held out his hand while one of his goons handed him a stick. “That’s not gunna happen.” You quipped as you lunged towards him with a fast first attack. You knew he wasn’t much of a fighter but just because you were so nice you let the small duel drag on for the sake of his pride before you grew tired. You had let him back you against the wall of the fountain, making it look as if you were cornered, but this was really what you wanted. “Nowhere to run now Princess~” he teased. That was when you snapped your stick in half and threw the longer half at him, making for a perfect distraction as you dashed to the side and snatched his arm. You heard a small gasp from the boys that were watching from the sidelines. Taking his arm you maneuvered it around his back and pinned it beside his shoulder blade before you kicked the back of his knee and made him kneel. “I told you I’d win.” you stated smugly before releasing him and starting to walk away with Virsi following behind you. Enraged, Aymer charged after you; however, you had heard him coming and had turned around at the last moment to grasp his wrist and flip him over your shoulder. With the splintered stick you still had in your hand you held it over his throat. “You lost- give it up and live with your shame.” you said as you stood back up and took Virsis hand and walked back home. That was how everything began.

Now, you made your way back to the knights grounds and went to your quarters. As soon as you entered your room and kicked off your boots you heard a knock at your door. Groaning, you turned around and opened it with a small snarl, “What?!” you snapped as soon as you saw the head knight. “I heard you won another battle, I came to congratulate you.” he stated. “Thanks, but I take no pride in this victory.” “You say that for most of your victories. If you take no pride then why do you engage?” he asked. You turned around and went to your bed, leaving the door open. The head knight followed your silent invite to come in and closed the door behind him before taking off his helmet. “Come on Yin, you know I love you but I need an answer.” he said as he looked at your back that was turned to him. You let out a heavy sigh, “Katar, do we have to talk about this now?” you asked as you turned to look up at the head knight and your lover. “Yes, you always get into fights and you always win, but you never take pride, why?” he asked. “Because-” was all you said before turning your back again, heading towards your bed. “Because why?!” he asked, now slightly aggravated by your answer, or more accurately the lack of. Whipping your head around you glared at him before answering, “Because I never wanted it to be like this!” Katar looked at you with a shocked expression, you rarely raised your voice nor did you frequently express how you really felt. “What… What do you mean?” he asked, looking for clarification. You plopped yourself down onto the bed as you dropped your head into your hands. “I didn’t ask for this,” you started, “I never wanted to be feared for my skill, I never meant to even have any skill. I was just scouted and trained. But all I wanted was to live a peaceful life and be… soft-” you finished with tears brimming your eyes. Katar made his way over to your side and sat beside you before wrapping his arm around your shoulders, “Then why didn’t you choose to be soft?” he asked. “I never had a chance to be soft. Growing up I was always bloody knuckles and shards of glass. I had to be like that to keep everyone away.” you answered. “Why couldn’t you let anyone near you?-” he tried to ask before you cut him off shouting, “Because everyone wanted to hurt me!!” You huffed out a stressed breath before giving your reason, “I learned that you can’t trust anyone and that everyone had some fear…” you got up and got your boots back on, no longer feeling fatigued. “And people avoid what they fear. So I wanted people to be afraid of hurting me.” you finished as you opened the door and left the room.

I fucking LOVED the divergent series and I still do so if any of ya know of any Divergent fanfics send 'em