Voldemort: So Im Planning To Torture Harry So Any Suggestion?

Voldemort: So I’m planning to torture harry so any suggestion?

Bellatrix: Send draco to use cruciatus on him

Lucius: Don’t send him. Just let draco stay here. It’ll be better trust me

Voldemort: Why should I? It’ll be better to use cru–

Lucius: Both of them are gays so don’t let them see each other. Torture him mentally.

Voldemort: Good idea lucius!

A few days later….

lucius: I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE! JUST FUCKING SEND DRACO TO TORTURE HIM. I RATHER SEND HIM THAN LETTING HIM STAY HERE AND HAVE HIM TORTURE MY MIND.

narcissa: *patted his back* there there good boy

bellatrix: ayyo what happened?

Voldemort: Draco kept bragging disgusting words about love to lucius after days not seeing harry.*passing tissue to Narcissa who was coaxing Lucius*

On the other hand…

Ginny : Oh merlin what happened to him?!What’s he doing?!* pointing at heavy eyebag Ron*

hermione: He’s writing a letter to send to Voldemort.

ginny: What for?

Hermione: If he wants to torture harry then it’s better to send malfoy because he himself couldn’t take it anymore.

Ginny: Is it that bad?

hermione : *pointed at harry*

Ginny: JUST LET HIM FUCKING WRITE THE LETTER

Sparks Series Masterlist

BEST FRIENDS WHO FALL IN LOVE

Two strong people who don’t need each other, but rather choose to be with each other

This is a story about two people building a great friendship and then slowly falling in love. y/n is a strong, independent, and smart scientist who isn’t afraid of anything. She meets Bucky when she wakes him up from cryo sleep and they become friends. This is going to have all the angst / best friends falling in love / fluff / drama / & eventual smut ;) that I can possibly fit in it. This fic is going to be looong! So far my document is like 106,000 words (276 pages). Because of this editing is hard and I sometimes miss things. If you find any grammatical or formatting errors let me know in an ask.

*Asterisk indicates SMUT*

Chapter 1 

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32 - Part 1

*Pure - Chapter 32 - Part 2*

*Chapter 33*

Chapter 34

*Chapter 35*

*Office Encounters - Chapter 36*

*Psychedelic Love - Chapter 37*

Masterlist: Updated 7/18/2018

* Indicates Smut

Prompts

List 1

List 2

List 3

List 4

List 5

List 6

List 7

List 8

Sebastian Stan

HC: Slow Sunday Morning Sex with Sebastian Stan *

Drinking Buddies

Let Me Spoil You

Can’t Wait Any Longer

Guess We’re Stuck

Admiring From Afar

Heaven’s Gate

HC: Dating Sebastian Stan

Alone Together

Wedding Day

Just a Little Crush

Are You Out of Your Mind

Too Many Drinks

I Told You So

Bad Dream

A Friday Night In

Arachnophobia 

I’m Sensitive

You Think You’re So Cute

Anniversary

First Date

In Sickness and in Health

In My Defense I’m a Trainwreck

You’re the Reason I Keep Coming Back

Morning Person

HC: Sebastian as a dad

How Long Are You Going to be Mad at me For?

I Knew You Were Going to be Trouble

Stay Calm

You look cute in my Clothes

I’m Taking Care of you, Don’t Argue with me.

Sebastian Meeting your Family

Kiwi *

Hey I have an idea, why don’t you move all your stuff to my place and keep it there

HC Watching a movie with Sebastian *

You’re so ridiculously attractive it hurts

How have you not died of alcohol poisoning after all those shots?

I love you, and I say this with all the love I have in my heart, fucking stop it. You’re embarrassing me

So I’m your girlfriend/ boyfriend now?

Chris Evans

Expecting

Sweet Dreams *

Making Up *

Coming Up Short

Reconnecting

First Time *

Can’t Sleep

Flip Cup *

Bickering Couple

Missing You

Bad Day Gone Worse

Elope with me?

If This Was a Date it Would Not Be Going Well

Do You Ever Think Before You Act?

Pretty sure that’s when I decided I needed to ask you out

Forget it, you fucking suck

Hey I have an idea, why don’t you move all your stuff to my place and keep it there

Baby fever

Bro that was so not cool

How long are you going to be mad at me for?

Why don’t you ask her out?

Chris Evans x Wife Interview

I knew there would be perks to dating you

Don’t die or I’ll be pissed

Chris Pratt

HC: Cuddling with Chris Pratt

Premier Date

Painful Memories *

Surprise

I Thought You Forgot About Me

HC: Chris Pratt as your boyfriend

Afraid of the Dark

Dammit, I’m trying to be romantic

How long are you going to be mad at me for?

Steve Rogers

Protection Detail

Be Reasonable

I learned by now that kissing you is the best way to shut you up

Bucky Barnes

Oh Baby

Beard Love *

Space *

Exploring *

Weekend Getaway *

The Artist and the Winter Soldier

I thought I Lost You

Stay Calm, Don’t Freak Out on Me

Tony Stark

Drinking With Me Might Help

Owen Grady

Promise *

Hospital Scares

Tense Muscles *

Distract Me Please

Island Mischief: Ongoing series

Caffeine Addict 

Near Death Experiences

HC: Owen Grady as a dad

Caught in the Act *

Distractions

Fatherhood

Mermaid

It’s Not My Fault You Can’t Take Simple Directions

HC:  Being an employee at Jurassic World and catching the eye of the Velociraptor Trainer

Peter Quill

Clumsy

snape : Mr Potter, why aren’t you in detention last night?

harry : i...uh with hermione in the library

hermione : harry, i was at the common room with Ron studying charms.

harry : I....uh.. with Ginny helping Professor mcgonagall

Ron : Ginny was in the library with Luna and neville.

Snape : Mr potter, please...give me a decent reason why you are not in detention last nig---

Pansy : Draco, is that a gryffindor tie around your neck?

THIS TOO I NEED I NEED MORE

Young!Reader x Uncle!Kol

Requested By Anon

Part Two  Part Three Part Four  Part Five

“Well hello Darling.” Kol hummed when he found you sat alone.

  “Hello Uncle Kol.” You pouted up at him and he smirked.

“What’s wrong?”  He let you shuffle up and sit closer to him.

You pointed across the garden, the rest of the family were fussing and cooing over Hope. Kol couldn’t help but feel irritated. They always left you out, of all people he thought Klaus would understand.

  “How about I take you to the park?” Kol offered and you grinned at him.

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Sam : so what is like dating Bucky?

Steve : there this one time I accidentally made him mad at me so when i asked him to give me a hand during a fight, he literally cut the f*ck out of his metal arm and threw it at me.

Shuri : *without looking up from her work (which is inventing Bucky's new arm)* Honestly...I'm not suprised