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Inevitable

An Alpha!Bucky One-Shot

Character Pairing: Alpha!Bucky Barnes x Omega!Reader

Word Count: 5,109 (oops!)

Warnings: NSFW 18+ EXPLICIT Smut! A/B/O Dynamics, fingering, sexual penetration, slight(?) impregnation kink, unprotected sex, a NSFW gif, some angst (blink and you miss it), language, dirty talk…

A/N: I make my own rules. 

 You smelt him before you saw him.

Your senses came alive when you saw him walk through the main entrance.

Alpha.

He exuded the title perfectly.

This isn’t the first time you had seen him at the museum but this was the closest you had ever gotten to him. He was at the ticket counter, smiling at Mandy as he presented his membership card. The leather jacket he had on moved like soft butter as he put the card in his wallet before it went back into the side pocket.  

Catching a whiff of his scent in the air, you wanted to melt to the floor. Sandalwood. It was earthy and it warmed your whole body.

You could make out his voice from where you were hiding in the gift shop. It was deep and raspy as he talked to Mandy. He took off his baseball hat and ran his fingers through his thick brown hair. He stuffed the hat into the back pocket of his jeans as he laughed at something Mandy had said.

Damn her. You were jealous.

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Synopsis: “You” accidentally send Bucky a picture of you in lingerie. 

Warnings: NSFW Content/18+ Only; Teasing, Dirty Talk, Fingering, Female Receiving Oral, Toy (unspecified vibrator)

A/N: I got this idea off of a prompt @imjustafriendlynobody sent me! (Thank you again for helping me!)

“Does this look okay?” You opened the dressing room door a smidge.

“Yes,” Wanda responded without hesitation. “Red is your color.”

“I want it, but I don’t have an occasion for it.” You muttered as you peered into the nearby mirror.

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Masterlist: Updated 7/18/2018

* Indicates Smut

Prompts

List 1

List 2

List 3

List 4

List 5

List 6

List 7

List 8

Sebastian Stan

HC: Slow Sunday Morning Sex with Sebastian Stan *

Drinking Buddies

Let Me Spoil You

Can’t Wait Any Longer

Guess We’re Stuck

Admiring From Afar

Heaven’s Gate

HC: Dating Sebastian Stan

Alone Together

Wedding Day

Just a Little Crush

Are You Out of Your Mind

Too Many Drinks

I Told You So

Bad Dream

A Friday Night In

Arachnophobia 

I’m Sensitive

You Think You’re So Cute

Anniversary

First Date

In Sickness and in Health

In My Defense I’m a Trainwreck

You’re the Reason I Keep Coming Back

Morning Person

HC: Sebastian as a dad

How Long Are You Going to be Mad at me For?

I Knew You Were Going to be Trouble

Stay Calm

You look cute in my Clothes

I’m Taking Care of you, Don’t Argue with me.

Sebastian Meeting your Family

Kiwi *

Hey I have an idea, why don’t you move all your stuff to my place and keep it there

HC Watching a movie with Sebastian *

You’re so ridiculously attractive it hurts

How have you not died of alcohol poisoning after all those shots?

I love you, and I say this with all the love I have in my heart, fucking stop it. You’re embarrassing me

So I’m your girlfriend/ boyfriend now?

Chris Evans

Expecting

Sweet Dreams *

Making Up *

Coming Up Short

Reconnecting

First Time *

Can’t Sleep

Flip Cup *

Bickering Couple

Missing You

Bad Day Gone Worse

Elope with me?

If This Was a Date it Would Not Be Going Well

Do You Ever Think Before You Act?

Pretty sure that’s when I decided I needed to ask you out

Forget it, you fucking suck

Hey I have an idea, why don’t you move all your stuff to my place and keep it there

Baby fever

Bro that was so not cool

How long are you going to be mad at me for?

Why don’t you ask her out?

Chris Evans x Wife Interview

I knew there would be perks to dating you

Don’t die or I’ll be pissed

Chris Pratt

HC: Cuddling with Chris Pratt

Premier Date

Painful Memories *

Surprise

I Thought You Forgot About Me

HC: Chris Pratt as your boyfriend

Afraid of the Dark

Dammit, I’m trying to be romantic

How long are you going to be mad at me for?

Steve Rogers

Protection Detail

Be Reasonable

I learned by now that kissing you is the best way to shut you up

Bucky Barnes

Oh Baby

Beard Love *

Space *

Exploring *

Weekend Getaway *

The Artist and the Winter Soldier

I thought I Lost You

Stay Calm, Don’t Freak Out on Me

Tony Stark

Drinking With Me Might Help

Owen Grady

Promise *

Hospital Scares

Tense Muscles *

Distract Me Please

Island Mischief: Ongoing series

Caffeine Addict 

Near Death Experiences

HC: Owen Grady as a dad

Caught in the Act *

Distractions

Fatherhood

Mermaid

It’s Not My Fault You Can’t Take Simple Directions

HC:  Being an employee at Jurassic World and catching the eye of the Velociraptor Trainer

Peter Quill

Clumsy

Sweat and Smoke

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Summary: Bucky wants to play on a mission.

Warnings: SMUTTY AF (18+), Language, Semi-Public Sex, Dirty Talk

A/N: I haven’t written in a while and am trying to release the cobwebs with sum smut. I also wrote this at work because i am str8 trash. Please reblog and comment lovies!!! xoxo

“What’s your status, Buck?”

“We’re on the south side of the facility – currently hidden from view but, there are a large group of hostiles that I believe are east of us – a couple rooms down,” Bucky whispers into his coms, his eyes sliding over you as you lean back against the wall. “We’ll wait for your command.”

“Sit tight, guys,” Steve responds before the line goes quiet.

“I’m bored,” you mutter before kicking the side of the wall with your boot. “We’ve been stuck in here for two hours.”

The two of you were at the corner of a long hall outside of a door that led to a storage unit. You’d both been caught off guard by the number of agents there had been during the mission and Bucky had forced you down a hall into hiding. 

You were stuck waiting on Steve to give you the go ahead to take out the remaining hostiles. It didn’t help that the facility was horribly hot – the air similar to swampy summer heat.

Bucky glances down the hall before turning back to you – his expression unreadable. He quickly flicks a small button on the inside of his coms before leaning over and doing the same to yours.

“What is it? What are you doing?” you question impatiently, swiping strands of hair off your wet forehead.

“I was just thinking of a way we could pass the time..” he drawls slowly as if testing every word out of his mouth.  “After all, we didn’t get to finish what we started this morning, baby.”

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Fifty Shades of Bucky

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A series of sexual escapades where Bucky shows you what it’s like to give in to your deepest desires.

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The Basics (Part 1) - Bucky stops by your room after a long day and offers to teach you the basics.

The Basics (Part 2) - Bucky takes things to a whole new level, teaching you another one of the basics.

Limits -  You and Bucky discuss hard and soft limits. You discover that Bucky doesn’t like it when you roll your eyes at him. 

Dinner Party - You and Bucky attend a dinner party at Stark Tower.

A Serious Conversation - After an interesting evening spent with Natasha and Wanda, you and Bucky have a serious conversation.

Riding Crop and Leather Restraints -  Bucky takes your sexual training to a new level.

The Accidental Truth - Bucky visits you in your office and you overhear a conversation that leaves you reeling.

A Proposition - You come to terms with what happened between you and Bucky.

Lipstick Limits - You and Bucky outline his hard limits on touching.

Rack ‘Em Up - You’re good at pool, but not as good as Bucky.

Confrontation -  You have an unexpected confrontation with Natasha. You and Bucky argue.

Bucky… haha…get it? I’ll see myself out

THIS TOO I NEED I NEED MORE

Young!Reader x Uncle!Kol

Requested By Anon

Part Two  Part Three Part Four  Part Five

“Well hello Darling.” Kol hummed when he found you sat alone.

  “Hello Uncle Kol.” You pouted up at him and he smirked.

“What’s wrong?”  He let you shuffle up and sit closer to him.

You pointed across the garden, the rest of the family were fussing and cooing over Hope. Kol couldn’t help but feel irritated. They always left you out, of all people he thought Klaus would understand.

  “How about I take you to the park?” Kol offered and you grinned at him.

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I NEED MORE

Imagine : Being Hope Mikaelson’s Twin and Kol blames the Family for constantly ignoring you (part 2)

I am sorry for not having this sooner please forgive me senpai 

Young! Reader x Father ! Klaus Young! Reader x Uncle!Kol It had been a week since the incident with the Kidnapping . So far every one is slightly shaken up that something like that can happen to their dear hope. Or well every one would if Kol would forget about the person who was actually tortured like everyone else did to  Y/N . She hadn’t really spoken much since the incident . But her screams in the night , showed her true emotions . But it seemed like tonight was not one of those nights thankfully. Kol didn’t know how much longer he could stay calm , her leg was healing nicely.  Well nicely enough when your ankle is fraktured The originals tried to give her blood but every time she would pretend to drink it or just not enough to heal her completly. But she was healing as her family tended to Hope’s crying. Kol watches at (y/n( , whom gasps as her sister nearly falls on the steps but doesn’t move from her seat . “Hello darling How are you ,” he says walking up to her. “I am fine uncle Kol , how are you ?” He could tell she was trying to be happy but her smile didn’t reach her eyes or heart. “Come on love you can’t be sad forever . I am sure your parents were al–” “Already taking care of Hope and tending her needs . Its fine Uncle Kol , they were just to busy doing other things . they couldn’t focus on me and Hope. I am just glad You we’re there for me when I needed you ” she then gave Kol a hug making him smile for the little girls sake , but he knew deep down its was going to take more than a hug to comfort the young child . 

“ hey get dressed Aunty Davina wanted to give you a check up ” he says, making a smile whip onto the small girls face as she goes to prepare with her  crutches in hand to support her body.

“So do you intend to steal away my daughter every time something happens to her ,” scowled Klaus. “I told you already Niklaus . it isn’t stealing if she want to Come with me . It’s not like.your trying to.do you job when it comes to taking care.  Of her .” kol says. “I am taking her to the cauldron to see Davina wanted to check on her leg . ” he continues. “Do you intend to take her to some outsider , when Freya is hear with more magic and  knowledge,” he says, as his anger rises.“Thou Davina isn’t as powerful Freya. She is more around and loving to her” 

  ” Is that so brother then tell me who is the person that helps wrap (Y/n( bandages when  Hayley isn’t around , or when Y/n needs help reaching her courtches.“ "Y/n wouldn’t even need crouthes if you even batted an eye at the girl. You fear they will both push you away when they grow up. But they have nothing to push away if you don’t care for the both of them ,” Kol says walking up to Klaus . Both of them were so angry they didn’t notice that Y/n walking into the room.

“ If its such a problem that I go out with Uncle Kol then I won’t go. No need to fight over anyone . ” she said then makes her way back to her room leaving the two grown men alone .

_______________________________________________________________________ “Oh its you,” she said walking into the room . “Must be  horrible being a human . You know only to live ,survive only to be killed ” she says. “What do you want Hope” Y/n says holding on to her sketch book. “What can’t I just come and check on my twin” she Scowls at the word . 

“I mean after all I need to be a bigger person here,"she pushes off Y/n’s crutches from the bed and snatches her sketch book from  her . "Hey what the fuck,” Y/n said as Hope sits down and Klaus comes to the room.  Klaus gasps at Y/n words. “So you expect to go out with Kol ,with that kind of language ,” he yells walking up the the human child as tears brim Hope’s eyes .

 "You and I are going to talk about this ,“ he said walking away with the fake crying Hope from the room . Y/n glares at her twins walking form and sighs knowing that they won’t believe her story .

Y/n POV

I take a deep breath trying to calm my nerves but nothing is working.  "Little brat” I say noticing that my sketches were all torn out .  I place the now empty sketch book on the bed side table . 

I was about to try and pick up my crutches when Uncle Elijah and Klaus walks into the room and locks the  door.  "Y/n please tell me what your father heard you say isn’t true ?“  Uncle Elijah asks. 

Uncle Elijah was always there for me when Uncle Kol wasn’t around or in this families case awake or alive. I could tell he wanted to give me the benefit of the doubt but he knew I would be lying to him .

"Hello Y/n I believe your Uncle asked you ”

“Yes Uncle Elijah I did curse at Hope ,” I said cutting off ‘my father ’ if I can even call him that . He is more like the sperm donor who didn’t leave the baby mama.  Yeah that’s it. “And what was this reason you attacked your sister,” “Its not an attack all I said was 'what the fuck’ is exactly like say ’ what the heck’,” I say staring dead at them. “Are you sure that is all you said ,” said Klaus “Are you sure you have sensitive hearing cause you sure don’t act like it ,” I cross my arms , making Klaus huff in anger . “Y/n you are not allowed to go read or practice magic . When you go to school . You go and come right back . Nor are you allowed to meet Davina at all or go to Marcellus ,” I felt like my was heart being stabbed repeatedly . “ wha- are – Fine ,” I say knowing that arguing with the two of them is useless. Everything I loved to do and take it.  

Yet if it was Hope they would let her off with a warning . I release a sigh as they walk out the room with not another word . Yes I know what I did was wrong –

My thoughts were interupted when I notice Uncle Kol walk into the room . “Hi Uncle Coco ,” I say as he picks up my crutches from the ground and leans them on my bed side tables. “I heard what happened ,” “Not like you wouldn’t someone would off told you eventually,” I say , my sounded sad and defeated but its not like my voice should be for from it cause of everything . “It wasn’t such a nice thing you said to Hope . ” he sits down onto my bed . I look down to my F/c bed sheets   . “If you heard what she said you would think what I said would be angelic ,” I say leaning on my head board . “And what would that be darling ,” “She said my purpose in life is to grow only to killed only to be killed .”  the feeling of wanting to cry engulfed me . My own sister wanted me dead . and doesn’t even think off me as a person. 

“My sisters thinks I am made to die . Maybe those people who has kidnapped me should of killed me , or better yet  ” I didn’t notice tears were coming out my eyes until Uncle Kol pulled me into his arms. Thou I am with him I feel alone .

 * Maybe I should kill me self* I thought as he rubs my back. *But  I can let Uncle Kol know my plan * I thought hugging him back. “ Are you OK little bird ” he said putting his chin on my head. I wipe my tears and snuggle into his chest . “Yeah I am fine ” I said knowing I won’t be able to bother anyone any more .

Rule #5 (Part 2)

Summary: You and Noah Barnes have been bestfriends for year. And although you couldn’t lie to yourself and say you were never attracted to his older brother Bucky you had made a pact never to date him. This was never hard to do. You simply keep your distance. But now it’s Junior year and over the summer you might have changed a little bit, and this seems to be getting the boys attention. One in particular. 

Pairing: Bucky Barnes X Reader

Warnings: Swearing, and mention of some violence but not much.

A/n: I AM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! LOVE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU ENJOY!

Rule #5 Masterlist  »  Part 1  »  Part 2  »  Part 3  »

ALSO:

Just wanted to give a shout out to @impalatobakerstreet for creating a moodboard for this story!! AND I LOVE IT!

The ‘fight scene’ had become the entire schools main gossip.

    Of course it was mainly girls saying how hot they thought Bucky was when he was fighting Pietro.But it was also about you.

    Now whether you liked it or not everybody knew who you were.

    “Y/n, how are you?” Nat asked. Nat was one of the cheerleaders super popular and well you couldn’t tell at times if she was nice or just pretending. She always seemed to only show as much emotion as necessary which creeped you out.

    “I’m good Nat.” you state with a small smile.

    “You know I’m throwing a party! It’s going to be so much fun! You should totally come. It’s tonight at 7.” She states nodding at you.

    “Oh! I don’t know I think me and Noah were going to do something tonight.” you say

    “Well of course Noah is invited too.” she says you thought about it before looking over to see Noah, you swore you saw him drooling.

He had a crush on Nat since as long as you can remember. You never understood why, she was hot and there was no denying that. But she intimidated the heck out of everybody.

“I’ll talk to Noah. See what he says.” You say although you knew what his answer was going to be.

“Sounds good!” Nat says walking off.

YOu walked over to Noah who was still watching Nat.

“Gosh Noah Could you make your crush on her any more obvious?” you teast making Naoh scowl at you.

“You know one day she’s going to be totally into me.” Noah states making you just giggle.

“Well if you want she just invited me to one of her parties.” you say making Noah look at you wide eyed, “I told her I already had plans with you to which she stated that I could bring you.”

“No way!” Noah says you couldn’t help but smile at how excited he was.

“What are you yelling at now?” you and Noah turn to see Bucky getting something out of his locker.

“Y/n just got invited to Nat’s party!” Noah exclaims making you smile again.

“Oh did she now?” Bucky closed his locker turning to look at the two of you. His blue eyes met yours in a challenging way.

“Yeah I did.” you say proudly.

“Well you told her you wouldn’t be there right?” Bucky asks causing you to scowl at him.

“Why would I do that?” you asked making Bucky roll his eyes turning back to his locker.

“YOur not going Y/n.” Bucky states making your mouth drop open slightly. “Your going to go find Nat, and your going to tell her that you aren’t interested in her party. Than your going to walk away.”

You stood there looking over at Noah who looked confused yet defeated which made you a little angry, “Um and why would I do that?” you ask surprised by your own courage. Noah even looked surprised.

Bucky scoffed “Because Y/n, Nat isn’t the kind of person you hang out with. She’s not_ you just need to stay away from her.”

“Why because I’m not popular?”

“That’s not what I meant Y/n.”

“What are you going to be at this party?” Bucky goes straight faced, “you are aren’t you. And Heaven forbid that your geeky brother and nerdy best friend show up to a party where you’ll be at.”

“Y/n you know that’s not what I meant_”

    “I don’t want to hear it Buck. I’m going to that party. Can’t wait to see you there.” With that you turned around walking away leaving an annoyed Bucky behind you.

By the time the party came you had changed your outfit 4 times, your hairstyle 6 times, and your makeup look twice.

You never really went to parties, they normally weren’t your thing, but now you had motivation. 1) Noah was super excited to be invited to Nat’s party. And 2) you would be able to piss off James Buchanan Barnes.

Once you were ready you headed downstairs sending Noah a text.

“Hey mom I’m heading out okay! And remember that I’m probably going to be spending the night at Noah’s.” You yelled

“Alright sweety be safe!” Your mom yelled

When Noah pulled up you hopped into his car, and he drove you to the party. Every single TV show or Movie where a high schooler is throwing a party while their parents are out. Well this was exactly how it was, there were people dancing, drinking, and a few couples making out in their own space.

“Well I- I’m going to_” NOah looked around,

“Go find Nat. I’ll be fine.” you say. Noah nodded smiling at you.

“This is why your my best friend.”  Noah says disappearing into the crowd.

You start to look around. Feeling out of place, you walked over to the food table. Picking up a cup. You take a drink which burns going down your throat causing you to cough. Was it beer?

“WHat is that your first time drinking alcohol doll?” you turn to see Bucky standing beside you. You saw amusement and annoyance in his eyes.

“Well_ I mean I was going to try it sometime.” you say holding eye contact while you took another drink. You didn’t break eye contact.

“I told you not to come to this party.” Bucky states picking up his own cup.

“Well James, you are not the boss of me.” You state finishing off your first cup and going to your second. “SO I’m going to go and enjoy the party, how about you go do what you normally do, go find some girl to make out with.”

“Oh Y/n, this isn’t going to end well.” Bucky says shaking his head.

“I don’t care.” you say turning away. “It can’t be that bad.”

You quickly found out that you were a lightweight.

You had drank the first one when Bucky was there and that started to give you a buzz but once you finished the second drink you definitely weren’t yourself. You felt loopy and a little silly.

“Oh! Excuse me sorry.” You say turning around to see the stair post. “Oh your just a stair post,”

Soon you walked over to the dance floor.

“Oh hey I L-O-V-E dancing!” You yell as you start to dance, soon Noah walked over to you, “NOAH are you going to dance with me?” you ask making Noah laugh a little.

“Yeah sure Y/n I’ll dance with you.” Noah says as you two start dancing. Well more of jumping around but still you two were both laughing, until NOah saw Nat. “Go get her Noah.” you state.

You continued to dance, “Hey Y/n.” you turn to see Sam standing behind you.

“Sam! Why are you here?” You ask as you continue to dance although you were starting to get dizzy.

“Well just wanted to come check on you.” he states making you smile.

“I’m fine just dancing,” You say looking around to see Bucky watching you, there was a girl who was trying to get his attention but he wasn’t paying any attention to her.

“Well Sam, I need to go pee!” you yell making Sam laugh.

“Alright Y/n you go do that.”

“I will.” You say turning to go to the bathroom. Once you came back out you walked over and grabbed another cup.

“Hey Y/n.” You turn to see Tony behind you.

“Hey Tony!” You yell, although the music wasn’t loud where you were standing. You stumble forward a little taking a drink.

“Are you alright Y/n?” Tony asks making you nod,

“This is my first time having beer!” You exclaim, stumbling forward again. This time Tony’s hands came up to steady you.

“What are you doing Stark?” you hear the deep rough voice and you roll your eyes taking another drink.

“Um nothing she was just falling I didn’t want her to fall.” You turn to see Bucky standing there his gaze not leaving you. “I’ll just go now.”

Once Tony was gone you started to stumble forward to walk away, until a hand grabbed your upper arm.

“Y/n, I think it’s time I take you home.” you turn to Bucky and shake your head.

“I don’t want to go home James, I want to stay here, and I want to party.” you raise your cup to take another drink although soon it was hit out of your hands, you stare at the cup on the ground for a minute. “Why did you do that?”

“Y/n you’re already drunk! If your mom saw you she’d kill me!” Bucky exclaims,

“Your not the boss of me James! I just want to have some fun!” you say pulling away from him, you pulled your arm away too hard causing yourself to lose your balance.

“Y/n!” was all you heard before you blacked out.

Rule #5:

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Sparks Series Masterlist

BEST FRIENDS WHO FALL IN LOVE

Two strong people who don’t need each other, but rather choose to be with each other

This is a story about two people building a great friendship and then slowly falling in love. y/n is a strong, independent, and smart scientist who isn’t afraid of anything. She meets Bucky when she wakes him up from cryo sleep and they become friends. This is going to have all the angst / best friends falling in love / fluff / drama / & eventual smut ;) that I can possibly fit in it. This fic is going to be looong! So far my document is like 106,000 words (276 pages). Because of this editing is hard and I sometimes miss things. If you find any grammatical or formatting errors let me know in an ask.

*Asterisk indicates SMUT*

Chapter 1 

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32 - Part 1

*Pure - Chapter 32 - Part 2*

*Chapter 33*

Chapter 34

*Chapter 35*

*Office Encounters - Chapter 36*

*Psychedelic Love - Chapter 37*

Okay so Sebastian Stan once said that he wanted to change his name when he first came to America. But why would he want to change his name when he can change mine?

Sam : so what is like dating Bucky?

Steve : there this one time I accidentally made him mad at me so when i asked him to give me a hand during a fight, he literally cut the f*ck out of his metal arm and threw it at me.

Shuri : *without looking up from her work (which is inventing Bucky's new arm)* Honestly...I'm not suprised

Imagine Mcgonagall calling out Molly As "Mrs Weasley" but end up getting Angelina(Married to George), Hermione(married to Ron), Fleur( Married to Bill) ,Audrey (married to Percy) and including Molly herself to turn around towards mcgonagall and be like "yes? "

Or

Mcgonagall calling out Arthur by calling him Mr Weasley and resulting Bill, Charlie, Ron, George, Arthur, Fred( George's son) and louis (Bill's son) to turn around.

You can hear James, Fred and Sirius laughing their asses off like a maniac when that scene happen.

Imagine #3

Teddy was planning to scare scorpius and albus away so he changed himself into Draco Malfoy and walked to search for them. On his way searching for scorbus, someone pulled him in one of the empty classroom and pinned him to the wall. “You’ve been a bad boy, Malfoy” said the voice

Teddy pushed him and ran out of shock as soon he recognised the voice. When Harry walked out the room, he saw Draco, the real Draco was walking towards him with a questionable expression. “What is it? ”

“No, why did you ran away? ”

“I didnt potter. I just got here. Why? ”

Harry’s eye turned wide as soon he realised the person he just pinned to the wall earlier.

Imagine #2

Okay just imagine during breakfast students entered the great hall and saw a big large mirror besides the teacher lunch table . Harry seems to recognised it and before he could speak, he was cut off by none other than Draco who was standing infront of the mirror. Draco frowned and muttered "what kind of mirror is this? Potter,let me go! Stop hugging and snuggling on my neck! What in the bloody merlin happened here "then he turned around, he saw Harry was standing at the Gryffindor table with wide eyes. " That Draco, is the Mirror of Erised. It shows you, your biggest and hidden desire. And yes we ALL heard your comment. " said Hermione.

You can also see Mcgonagall received 10 galleons from both Snape and Dumbledore.

Hermione : *doing maths*

Ron : What's that?

Hermione : this ron, is called Mathematics. It contained problems about numbers to solve.

Pansy : I heard most muggles hate it.

Blaise : based on my research, pretty much could describe the relationship of Draco and Harry.

All : why?

Blaise : They despised each other yet still saying " fuck me " under their breath with sexual tension going around their waist.

Ginny :

Pansy :

Hermione :

Ron :

snape : Mr Potter, why aren’t you in detention last night?

harry : i...uh with hermione in the library

hermione : harry, i was at the common room with Ron studying charms.

harry : I....uh.. with Ginny helping Professor mcgonagall

Ron : Ginny was in the library with Luna and neville.

Snape : Mr potter, please...give me a decent reason why you are not in detention last nig---

Pansy : Draco, is that a gryffindor tie around your neck?

Imagine #1

Imagine Ginny greeted Harry after he came back home from work and realized that he smells slightly different along with his shirt. ‘‘did you change your shirt, Harry?’‘ asked Ginny. Harry looked away for a moment and awkwardly answered ‘‘Oh..er Yea I did ‘‘

Ginny just stared at him as she was suspecting something but stopped after Harry made up an excuse saying he spilled his coffee on himself by accident. Then Ginny just let out a laugh and everything was fine until Albus came into the living room and destroy the peace with just one line.

‘‘ Hey dad, Isn’t that Mr Malfoy’s shirt? I saw Mr Malfoy wore it this morning“

and the same thing happened at the Malfoys.

Voldemort: So I’m planning to torture harry so any suggestion?

Bellatrix: Send draco to use cruciatus on him

Lucius: Don’t send him. Just let draco stay here. It’ll be better trust me

Voldemort: Why should I? It’ll be better to use cru–

Lucius: Both of them are gays so don’t let them see each other. Torture him mentally.

Voldemort: Good idea lucius!

A few days later….

lucius: I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE! JUST FUCKING SEND DRACO TO TORTURE HIM. I RATHER SEND HIM THAN LETTING HIM STAY HERE AND HAVE HIM TORTURE MY MIND.

narcissa: *patted his back* there there good boy

bellatrix: ayyo what happened?

Voldemort: Draco kept bragging disgusting words about love to lucius after days not seeing harry.*passing tissue to Narcissa who was coaxing Lucius*

On the other hand…

Ginny : Oh merlin what happened to him?!What’s he doing?!* pointing at heavy eyebag Ron*

hermione: He’s writing a letter to send to Voldemort.

ginny: What for?

Hermione: If he wants to torture harry then it’s better to send malfoy because he himself couldn’t take it anymore.

Ginny: Is it that bad?

hermione : *pointed at harry*

Ginny: JUST LET HIM FUCKING WRITE THE LETTER

Arthur : *saw Molly knitting another sweater* are you knitting again? Honestly dear, you should stop having another kid everytime I’m out at work.

Molly : *without looking up* I’ll stop when you stop asking the function of a rubber duck to every muggle wizard you met.

Pansy : *complaining how Malfoy always complaining about harry to her* i swear to merlin i’m gonna use a curse on him next time he complain about Potter.

Blaise : Use Erecto

Pansy : Why should I us---

Blaise : To straighten him back.

Pansy :

Blaise :

Pansy :

Did you know why Voldemort’s life is such a joke?

because his name is Tom ‘Riddle”

definitely gonna read later

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Suho

Ethereal // The Breaking Point // Prepared // Limerence // Untitled (M) // Mortem // TFLN // Past the Sorrow // Fine Print // Pretty & Nasty (M)

Kyungsoo

Coruscate // At Ease (M) // 5-in-1 // Osculate // Unwell // Aubade // Mortem // TFLN // Desideratum // Penetralia // Mesmerism // Love is Dangerous //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

Kai

Balter // Kilig // Trick or Treat // My Annoying(ly Hot) Neighbor // Stay With Me? // Mortem // Call Me Daddy (M) // TFLN // Bolide // Ensnared // Flustered // Velleity //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

Sehun

Covet // Silver // Redamancy // Sempiternal // Daddy Please (M) // Mortem // Chemicals // TFLN // What’s Your Poison? // Bang the Drum //  Pretty & Nasty (M) // Cimmerian

Lay

Daring // Companion // Practice Makes Perfect // TFLN // Finis //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

Chen

Daring // Fete // Haze // Simple // Aroma // Aquamarine // Want (M) // Prank War // Amicus Curiae // Bounce (M) // Take Care (Of Me) // TFLN // Turn Down the Volume // Warmth // Finis //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

Xiumin

Daring // Denial // Delicious // Apodyopsis (M) // TFLN (M) // Lost & Found // The Art of Flirting // Finis //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

Baekhyun

Blind Date // Tremble // Special Delivery // Mortem // Stour // Gimme More (M) // Memoria (M) // TFLN // Chasing You // Love in the Airwaves // Apologies (M) //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

Chanyeol

Diablerie // In the Clear // Accusation // Formal // Perception // Thanks // Sunset // Ludic // Diamond // Future // Hello Stranger // Lilt // Deleterious (M) // Talk Nerdy to Me // Coarse // Iwis // Roseate // Inevitable // You’re Mine // Let’s Play // Evermore // First Impressions // Astir // Mortem // Gimme More (M) // Inutile // TFLN // Winnow // Steamy (M) // Cynosure // Homecoming // The First // Effulgent // Canvas (M) // A Little Different // Chat Log: Romance // Acuate // Somber // Sober Thoughts //  Pretty & Nasty (M)

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Kris

Dulcinea // For You // Feverish // TFLN (M) // Wake Up Call (M) // Excuses // Amaranthine

Luhan

Daring // Clairvoyance // Compulsion (M) // ‘Til Death

Tao

Selenian // Daring // Summer // Ineffable // TFLN

(Updated: 9/9/17)