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✑ The Founders Tri-hoe in my Telegram DMs using anon mode like a coward sent : "Tobirama Senju favourite places and positions to kiss + his favourite place to mark his partner. Thanks ily muah"

✑ Anli's useless comment : I know you requested this just to torture me and it worked but honestly we need more horny and desperate for physical contact Tobirama headcanons and by 'we' I mean me. My URL is hoebiirama for a reason. I'm an absolute slut for this man and I've come to terms with my fate even if my favourite character is still and always will be Kakashi (yes I'm a basic bitch, so what ?). So bring on the Tobirama requests where he finally gets the affection he desperately needs all you want, it's really just a win for me.

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千住扉間 • Senju Tobirama

SFW/NSFW [Mixed]

↳ His lap. Definitely his lap. He likes having you sit in his lap, either while he's at work or just chilling on the couch at home while he's kissing you.

↳ This position allows him to hold and keep you as close to him as he can. He'd let his hands wander down your sides and under your shirt to caress the soft skin of your lower back.

↳ You can definitely feel him grow hard under you if he ever gets too worked up from this. Which, if he's kissing you this way, he probably already is in the first place.

↳ Standing up is also a good option. The man is surprisingly strong and he could definitely carry you in his arms if you let him, your legs wrapped around his waist, and he wouldn't stop kissing you the entire time.

↳ If the kiss doesn't lead to sex, he's probably giving you a goodbye kiss before a mission or going to work for the day. His favourite spot to kiss you for that is your forehead — it's his go-to when he leaves so early that you're still sleeping. Either way, he never leaves the home without kissing you one way or another.

↳ I mentioned this in a previous headcanon post but I wholeheartedly believe that Tsunade got her forehead kiss habit from Tobirama. That's how often he does it.

↳ When he feels like seeking physical closeness — which happens more often than you'd think because this man is severely touch-starved — and you happen to be lying in bed, he'll roll on top of you to kiss you, covering your entire body with his, and these make out sessions can go on for quite a while. They don't always lead to sex. It's a 50/50 in that case.

↳ Basically, lips and forehead are his go-tos, though it does happen occasionally, mainly when he's tired and leaning onto you, that he leaves a kiss at the top of your head, and if he's hugging you from behind, he'll leave one on your nape or the back of your shoulder as he rests his chin on top of it.

↳ Now, being a private man, Tobirama doesn't get the urge to mark you very often. When he does, it's because it's been a long time since you've been able to be intimate with each other and he's started to miss you terribly.

↳ He'd do it in places that are easier to conceal, like the spot on your stomach right under your belly button, your inner thighs or your collarbones.

↳ He does this obviously so people don't stare at your funny but also because those marks are a staple of you belonging to him. He's leaving marks in places only he has the honor and privilege to see. They're for him to admire. And that's what makes it so beautiful in his eyes.

THAT DICK HEADCANON MADE ME UHMP

✑ User @chisakitsubaki sent : "Do you take poly request? If you do then can i request hashirama x reader x madara poly hcs? Sfw and nsfw (sorry if i broke the rules,you can put this in the garbage :3)"

✑ Anli's useless comment : No worries, it's my fault for not including this in the rules lol, but I absolutely do write poly ! Tbh as long as a relationship is consensual from all sides I have no problem with anything. And I said I even write for ships between two canon characters so really, request poly all you want ahah

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マダハシ • MadaHashi

SFW

↳ Chances are, this relationship wasn't planned ahead. It sort of just... happened, and you guys rolled with it. Madara likes you, Hashirama likes you, you like the both of them, they like each other... no questions needed to be asked.

↳ Hashirama is probably the only person Madara would agree to be in a poly relationship with, to be honest. But even then, it took him some adjusting to—meanwhile Hashirama walked straight into this relationship as if you've all been together for years already.

↳ Madara is the most possessive between the two of them, but surprisingly, Hashirama is the one who's overprotective. He likes knowing that if he can't be there to protect you, then Madara will, and he trusts the man with his life, so he's able to go to work in the morning without worrying about your wellbeing.

↳ I figure that within a society where marriage is mostly out of political nature, you'd get a lot of weird looks thrown your way in the beginning. Neither Hashirama nor Madara are very vocal about your relationship, but they don't try to conceal it either, so it has lead to awkward situations where someone's accused you of cheating.

↳ Hashirama laughed in their face when they reported it to him. Madara got mad at them for assuming such vile things about you. Hashirama is always happy to explain to people what a polyamorous relationship entails and is all about normalizing it. Madara agrees with the normalizing part, not so much about giving explanations.

↳ Madara is ready to throw hands at anyone who makes judgemental comments about you. If it's directed at him, though, he's going to boast because he managed to make two people fall for him while the other probably has sex with their spouse (if they have one) like once a year. Out of the extremely outdated notion of "marital duty." Which is just ew.

↳ About your actual relationship — you've all agreed not to count the moments two of you get to spend alone time with to avoid any jealousy building up. None of you cares that someone spent more time with X or the Y.

↳ Actually, because both Hashirama and Madara are always so busy, whenever one of them is free, they've agreed to spend that time with you so you don't feel left out or alone. You guys make it work without any struggles.

↳ Madara is the most physically affectionate one. He can't keep his hands to himself when you're within a twenty-feet radius of him. He has more self-control with Hashirama, mostly because when he's alone with him, it's more often than not work related. Gotta stay professional when negotiating alliances, you know.

↳ Hashirama is the one to bring you gifts and tell you (and Madara) that he loves you constantly. He often gets emotional when the three of you get to spend some time together, and it almost always ends with him squeezing the life out of both you and Madara. You're the only one who hugs back.

↳ You each have your separate rooms. Madara and Hashirama rarely sleep in theirs. You had to get a king-size bed two weeks after you moved in together because your previous queen size could not fit you and two giant men all at once without one of you having to narrowly escape death by smothering every night.

↳ As a fire style user, you'd expect Madara to be some kind of human heater, but it's actually the opposite. The man is always freezing somehow, so he always has to cuddle with either you or Hashirama when he's sleeping. Don't tell anyone though. He can't have anyone know he needs a human teddy bear to cling to when he's sleeping.

↳ Madara absolutely refuses to sleep in the middle. In case of a threat he wants to be able to get up quickly. Hashirama does the same thing out of Hokage duty, since it's his job to protect the village. So you're the (un)fortunate one who gets to sleep in the middle. Hashirama moves a lot in his sleep. Good luck.

↳ Hashirama is always gushing about your relationship to anyone who even remotely brings up the subject of his love life. He's in love with you, with Madara, and with what you guys have — he has so much love to give, so being able to love two people at the same time is practically his definition of happiness.

↳ Madara is kind of a tsundere when it comes to Hashirama. He'll often act like he's not madly in love with him as much as he is with you in public, even if he's not very good at hiding it (and that thanks to Hashirama, everyone knows this bitch is gay as hell). As a result, he ends up acting uncharacteristically whipped for you. Not as overcompensation, because Madara is actually a simp, but it's the contrast between the affection he gives you versus Hashirama that makes it look that way.

↳ Highkey your relationship is the healthiest, most loving, and most wholesome in all of Konoha and it's not even a contest. Your love probably ends up inspiring more people to try it out and finally live their lives as their true selves.

NSFW

↳ Madara has a love-hate relationship with Hashirama's stamina. On one hand, it makes for an amazing sex life for the both of you, but every single time the man has sex with you, he leaves you sore and exhausted for days. Which means he has to wait. And he does, because he understands, but it's frustrating.

↳ Not that he's any better, but you know. Double standards. He's allowed to be a little hypocritical sometimes. Madara can last just as long, but because of how rough he is, he tends to bring you to your breaking point much faster than Hashirama does, who likes to take his time.

↳ As you guessed it, it's an absolute nightmare when they decide to fuck you at the same time. While Madara is unofficially the lead, Hashirama doesn't shy away from going off on his own and get you to cry while Madara holds you, preventing you from running away even as your mind goes completely blank from Hashirama's tongue working miracles between your legs.

↳ When it's the three of you involved, they rarely do anything with each other. Their entire focus is on you, and sometimes they get a little competitive and start counting how many times they can make you cum before you've reached your limit.

↳ The contrast between Madara's lustful passion and roughness and Hashirama's loving and tender affections drives you crazy. It's overwhelming, but it's also addictive — even if you're aware that they're absolutely going to wreck you every time, it doesn't stop you from giving in to them and whatever they've got planned for you.

↳ On rare occasions, like his birthday for example, you're the one who gets to team up with Madara to make Hashirama's life a little harder (not that he has any complaints). However, Madara will not let you pull this shit on him with Hashirama. Which is a little bit of a bummer, but you respect his boundaries.

↳ Hashirama's sex drive is higher than average, but it's nothing compared to the horndog of a man that Madara is. He's much easier to work up, rile up, and get him to snap that Hashirama is, so he's usually your go-to if you're in the mood for sex. Hashirama doesn't mind it. He always makes it up to you in the end.

↳ Together, Hashirama and Madara are much less of a risk taker as they are when they're alone with you. Three people makes a bigger mess, and it increases the chances of getting caught in compromising situations when you're doing things in public.

↳ Hashirama has definitely walked in on Madara balls deep inside of you in most of the rooms in the Hokage Tower a handful of times. Even his office. He never bats an eye. He just tells you to continue whatever you're going while he's gonna keep working. If staring at you from the corner of his eyes while pretending to work can be called that.

↳ He does offhandedly warn you to be more careful because one day it's Tobirama or Tōka who's going to catch you, but you can tell he doesn't really mean it. It's not-so-secretly the highlight of his day when it happens.

↳ And yes, sometimes he does join you, even if it means he's going to have to lie when he inevitably gets asked what took him so long to grab a couple of files from the archives room. He always tries to come up with detailed excuses — when it happens to Madara, he just bluntly tells them he was busy, and his tone alone lets the other person know they better not ask for details because he's not going to give anything away.

↳ Except when that person is Tobirama. He's gonna be as bold and as honest as he can with him because he knows Tobirama cannot stop him (he has Hashirama's blessing, after all), and he gets a kick out of seeing the life get drained out of his brother-in-law every time, even if the guy tries with everything he can to appear completely unmoved and unimpressed.

↳ If Madara catches you hiding under the desk with Hashirama's dick in your mouth — which he always does because Hashirama isn't nearly as good at keeping up a straight face as he is — he's definitely going to tell you he's expecting his turn to come after. And he goes to wait for you in his own office. You've never failed to show up once.

↳ Random dick headcanon : Hashirama is bigger in terms of length, by about an inch or a little less, but Madara is girthier and definitely requires more prep to take.

✑ “anonymous” sent : “Your Honor, May I request some Top three (3) kinks that the Founders trio might go crazy for with their lover. (aftercare if you’re in the mood for details) You can add Kakashi as a bonus if you’re okay with it.”

✑ Anli’s useless comment : Thank you so much for not letting me flop like this and wait 12 years for my first request, Nani ♡ I knew I could always count on you. And of course you’re going to bribe me using my (our) faves so I can only deliver, eheh

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千住柱間 • Senju Hashirama

NSFW

↳ Hashirama loves to tease. A lot. Whether it’s with his fingers, his tongue, or him making you grind down on his thigh, he’s got a huge thing for bringing you to the point of tears—and he’s a very patient man, so there’s no amount of pleading him to stop and just fuck you already that’ll make him sway. You’ll break before he does. His generosity is increased tenfold during sex, to the point where it can only play against you; you’ll cum multiple times before he does once. He will only be satisfied and allow himself to cum once you’re on the verge of passing out from exhaustion—that’s how he knows he’s catered to all your needs and didn’t leave you disappointed. He won’t have it any other way.

↳ So. The man is strong. Like, really strong, so I can’t not see him having a thing for manhandling you and getting you to do what he wishes. Hashirama loves it when you try to take control and will not hesitate to show you that he’s the one in charge here—either by grabbing you and lifting you up in his arms or pinning you against the nearest flat surface, all with a giant grin on his face. It makes sex a lot more fun to him if he gets to fight for dominance, even if it usually doesn’t last long because he can easily overpower you in seconds. He thinks it’s adorable that you think you have a chance against him, and you bet he’s going to fuck that lesson into you as many times as he needs to.

↳ Speaking of his strength—he loves marking you. This is something he’ll never admit out loud, however, because he gets off of it remaining his dirty little secret. His strength and the fact that it’s hard to control during sex when he has to focus about so many other things acts as a great cover for him, so much so that there’s a huge chance you don’t know he’s leaving all these bruises and hickeys on your body on purpose. There’s just something about seeing the shape of his hands printed on your hips and thighs (even in the case that the color of your skin makes them appear very faint) that riles him up really badly; a reminder that you’re his, and that he’s the only one who’s lucky enough to see that side of you. Hashirama is secretly quite the possessive man, but he won’t ever let that get in the way of your freedom and relationship. And he wouldn’t leave those marks on you if you didn’t like it.

+ Aftercare bonus → If you think the gentle caresses and kisses all over your face and neck stop after his climax, you’d be deadly wrong. Hashirama will never cease to worship and explore your body with his every senses—the only thing that differs is how careful and tender he is with you. He likes to make you lie on top of him so he can hold you comfortably, and pet your hair until you fall asleep in his arms. If either he or you have made a mess, then he’ll make sure to clean everything up; something he particularly enjoys doing, if you can stay awake long enough, is drawing you both a bath so you can relax at the same time. He’ll make sure you don’t even have to lift a finger for anything. Whatever you need, he’ll give it to you, no questions asked.

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Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura: Whoops.

Kakashi: Whoops? Whoops? This is not a "Whoops" situation. We are far past whoops. "Whoops" is a distant speck in the rearview mirror. We are solidly in "Oh fuck" territory, and I expect you to act like it.

Naruto: Okay guys, we have to be careful; someone here is possessed by an owl.

Sasuke: Who?

Naruto: That's the thing, we don't-

Naruto:

Filthy.

Quarantined!Sakusa Kiyoomi x Brat!Reader (18+)

A Haikyuu HQ Server Collab | Prompt: ‘I told you to stay still.’

Tings: hate sex, shower sex, voyeur kink, exhibition kink, overheard masturbation, waxing, swearing, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, anal play, humiliation/degradation, cum eating, spit, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms,  mentions of the corona virus

A/N: I didn’t even like this man when I started writing it, now I want to fuck him into oblivion. For this very reason, I am tagging @karasunosimp​ and @sugardaddykenma​ because I saw what you said about him and I want to be cheeky. 

Thank you to my wife @thisisthehardestthing​ for beta-reading! 

Also, ‘pantherian’ is a word in this fic, I will not accept critique. ‘Panther-like’ is a garbage word and society has evolved beyond the need for it. 

Words: 11k (I’m sorry! But I promise it doesn’t feel like it!)

Taglist: @mindninjax​ | @whats-her-quirk​ 

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“Hold the elevator!”

As you push through the entrance to your college apartment, you see the chrome doors slide open in front of an exceedingly tall man. He steps inside, his dark curls bouncing ever-so-slightly, and you feel a spark of recognition. When he turns, holding his arm against the doorway like the action disgusts him, you pick up your pace, trotting in high heels across the bright, empty lobby. His dark eyes follow you above his starch-white face mask, looking thoroughly unimpressed.

“Thanks,” you call out breathlessly. I know this guy. What was his name?—Fuck!

Your heel catches in the groove, sending you barrelling straight into him. With pantherian reflexes, he reaches for you, stopping you from clattering onto the ground. You find one hand on his surprisingly generous pectoral, the other on the toned bicep that swells beneath his team jacket. With your chest pressed against his lower half, your legs straddling his flexed thigh, you find your body clamouring for another round even though the slick in your underwear has barely dried.

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pairing: Kuroo Tetsurō x female reader

genre: smut, literally just filth, with a teeny tiny bit of angst if you squint and some fluff bc boyf!kuroo

word count: 6k (of sin)

warnings: swearing, jealousy, slightly possessive behavior; heavy degradation, praising, some choking, fingering and overstimulation, dom!kuroo and he fucks you in his jersey and he uhm spits into your mouth lol

(A/N: Even though this probably never happened, in this they play against Nohebi in a practice game! I had to let out my feelings for Kuroo so please bear with me; hope you like it! And this is also a little thank you from me to you for 2k!! Ily xx zade)

Summary: After having to watch his biggest rival flirt with his girlfriend right in front of his eyes, Kuroo decides to remind you who you’re with…

☆*ﾟ ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ ゜ﾟ*☆*ﾟ

“I’m not going to treat him like shit and make myself look disrespectful just because you hate that guy with a passion, Tetsurō”, you hiss and look up at your boyfriend, your eyes attentively roaming his handsome features and when his gaze meets yours, you can’t help but gulp harshly.

Kuroo was currently trying to not lose his cool because of his biggest rival and even though he’s managed to stay calm, you know he keeps remembering the way said rival used to flirt with you before you started dating and that’s why he looks like he’s about to tear everything and everyone apart. And as you watch him, your body starts heating up in anticipation because of the amount of wrath and deep hatred lingering in the depth of his pretty eyes.

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During the Civil war.

Tony & Steve : *doing the talk*

Peter : Wow He has killer looks.

Tony : So st--what who?

Peter,innocently : the guy that has the metal arm.

Steve :

Tony :

Bucky :

Sam : did i heard it wrong or the kid just made a pun out of bucky?

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