Why, My Brother And I Arrived Just Yesterday. May 1,

Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday. May 1,

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Hey sorry to disturb you, but do you perhaps have the discord link for the prom?

You’re not disturbing me, it’s okay! Unfortunately I’m not at liberty to just give out the server link as I’m not an admin, allow me to point you in the directions of our lovely mods @judastarkid @julietinchucks @izzy-mccalla or @leightonsmurray for server access. Hope to see you there soon!

Angie: *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Peggy: Angie, what did you think a tiger shark was?

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Daniel: I have been dropping her the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Peggy: Wow. She sounds stupid.

Daniel: But she’s not. She’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Peggy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Daniel: I guess you’re right. Hey Peggy, I love you.

Peggy: See! Just say that!

Daniel: Holy fucking shit.

Peggy: If that flies over her head then, sorry Daniel, but she’s too dumb for you.

Daniel: Peggy.