Me: Wow I Love This Character, I Can Relate To Them So Much! They Always Feel Like A Fuck Up And They

Me: wow I love this character, I can relate to them so much! They always feel like a fuck up and they always make impulsive desicions but are also a little bit too hard on themselves. They also have an interest that is basically life to them….

Me:…..

Me: They have ADHD don’t they?

Why, my brother and I arrived just yesterday. May 1,

1939

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Jack: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Peggy, texting Rose: *sends a voice message*

Rose, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?

Peggy: No, don’t worry, just listen later.

*later*

Rose: *presses play*

Peggy’s voice message: THERE’S A FIRE

I have been waiting all year to post this.