Wow, I Used To Be Funny, Interesting, And PRODUCTIVE??????? I USED TO HAVE PERSONALITY!?!?!??? 'M So
Wow, I used to be funny, interesting, and pRODUCTIVE??????? I USED TO HAVE PERSONALITY!?!?!??? 'M so mad rn. so mad.
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Somebody one told me off for ingesting canine nutrition
They weren't my mom so I bit them
They were talking kind of loud, and it really made me mad
So I clenched my fists as a warning
Well, a cluster started forming and my ears had starting ringing
Fed up with this coward and they run away screaming
It didn't make sense just to stop at one
The bodies are there, but the souls are gone
So much to do, so much to clean
So what's wrong with doing a backflip
My neurocranium hits the floor (bo!ng)
My neurocranium is no more
I have a freshly washed dog on me. My lap has been moistened. I don't mind though, because I love them very much.
guess who gets to add Doritos Locos Tacos to "Things I Have Accidentlly Snorted List"
Currently thinking about that one Easter when I thought I found all my eggs, but one of them was a rip off, so they made me go back into the room to find the real one. So, like a compliant moron I was, I searched ever crevice of the room multiple times. However, I could find it so I sat down in the middle of the room and cried until one of the adults got me to bring into the hallway, where my final egg laid. Turns out the Easter Bunny miscounted like the fraudulent rodent they are.
the spider just disappeared, it's alright, though. wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway