Why, If Matthew Is Supposed To Be Older Than Alfred, Do They Still Look Like Twins?

Why, if Matthew is supposed to be older than Alfred, do they still look like twins?

In fact, Mattie should be older. In the 11th century, the Vikings sailed there. That is, Canada was discovered 5 centuries earlier than America. Isnʼt it?

I have an assumption that this is related to the population. Mm, like after Columbus sailed to America, European countries learned about this and began to colonize the North American continent. I heard that due to problems with the authorities/government in Spain at that time, Columbus was not recognized as the one who discovered America. Or something like this?

That is, of course, some have tried to colonize this continent before. Like the Vikings. But they did not succeed and lived on these lands mainly ... Hm, Native Americans, is that what you call them? And, apparently, due to constant fighting, the population did not increase.

When Europeans began to settle these lands, they almost completely exterminated the Native Americans. And I think for a while this prevented the twins from growing up. And after, more and more people came there and the population grew.

Even now Canada openly declares that it really needs migrants, they are the main workforce, and so on.

(I just found one of my theories about Matthew and Al which I wrote long time ago, so maybe someone will be interested)

Yeah, heʼs kinda polyglot. And, compared to the stereotype of the stupidity of Americans in general, and Alfred in particular, this must surprise other nations.

Also, this applies to Matthew too

the fact that the US has no official language and is simultaneously a nation of immigrants opens so many doors right. i think america knows so many languages and it always shocks the other nations when he uses anything other than english because no one's going to expect the arrogant, self-obsessed loudmouth to be so bizarrely multicultural

Can his ego still become more inflated? Or is infinity not the limit for Americans, mm??

After watching too many Hollywood superhero movies in one sitting, Matthew stares at himself in the mirror, tries styling his hair and winking like Alfred and whispers “I’m the hero! (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧” under his breath.

IʼM CRYING, ITʼS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE! 🥺

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Itʼs one of my favorite dialogs:

“What did you have for dinner last night?”

“Yes”

he's holding them up by the scruff of their necks like they're kittens that's so sweet i love this scene

It feels like Iʼve just read my own headcanons. I think Al really starts leaning on someoneʼs shoulder when he laughs hard. Even now, I can imagine Alfred laughing, clutching his stomach with one hand, leaning on Matthewʼ shoulder with the other, and tears of laughter in his eyes.

(Although, in my opinion, he always laughs very loudly. But this is my opinion as a person who always tries to laugh quietly, because Iʼm embarrassed to attract unnecessary attention)

When Alfred makes Matthew laugh, Matthew lets out a little giggle and immediately tries to cover it up with a cough because he can’t let his “totally loud annoying obnoxious brother” know that he actually finds him funny.

When Matthew makes Alfred laugh, Alfred laughs. Even if it’s not that funny of a joke, Alfred will laugh hysterically like it’s the most hilarious shit he’s ever heard. And his laughter is loud and contagious so Matthew ends up laughing as well. So they’re both just there laughing like dorks at a joke that wasn’t even that funny to begin with.

(Also I have a headcanon that when Alfred laughs really hard he leans against people and will put his head on their shoulders)