L-wandering-etranger - I Really Don't Know What To Write Here

okay but does helian yi even know of wenzhou? I know practicaly and canonically they would never see eachother as long as they live nor would have any contact. bUt- imagine if he recieves a wedding invitation on a random tuesday with no prior context and wonders why his friends are Like That. what if he goes in disguise and sees xiyuan there, freaks out and immediately starts cursing out wu xi

zzs freaking out and shaking wkx: I TOLD YOU YOU NEEDED TO GIVE LORD SEVENTH A DISGUISE-

wkx who wanted chaos: i just wanted to see what would happen-

lu ta coming from behind wu xi and running to jby: Dad!

jby: ...

wx: ...

zzs: ...

wkx: ...

helian yi: *starts hyperventilating*

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a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

We as a fandom have failed for there is no BAMF(badass motherfucker) or Respected tag on ao3 for Jonathan Jarchivist The Archivist Sims

The psychological horrors of reality dating shows

Italian Renaissance

History of sandalwood (I don't know why)

Rise and fall of creepypasta on the internet

Roman Empire except none of the fun parts just the boring bits. Also sucks at dates so he keeps on going like "erm somewhere between 275 and 280 uhh 5 I think" it's still very detailed tho

The meaning of Suburbia overture by will wood

Death. but only like. after being completely wasted (having 2 scoops of rum and raisen)

I feel like he at some point had a sociolagy phase as a kid to find out why people didn't believe him about mr spider. He doesn't talk about it randomly but in quiet evenings cuddling on the couch the tv mentions something vaguely and jon pauses to launch into a detailed context

Chinese instruments. had a hyperfixiation on them in colege and to this day he plays guqin songs when he is feeling nostalgic and can't sleep

things that i bet jonathan sims could rant about for hours:

ebeneezer scrooge

the bollywood industry

the mathematical probability of cryptids existing

the existence of poland

romcoms as a concept

young jonah magnus is if dorian gray in a different font