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like/reblog if u are:

a bitch

a bastard

an all around fool

an omnipresent all-powerful being

a sparrow

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capable of moving at immense, incomprehensible speeds

an eldritch being

no one will know which one u chose! :D

The psychological horrors of reality dating shows

Italian Renaissance

History of sandalwood (I don't know why)

Rise and fall of creepypasta on the internet

Roman Empire except none of the fun parts just the boring bits. Also sucks at dates so he keeps on going like "erm somewhere between 275 and 280 uhh 5 I think" it's still very detailed tho

The meaning of Suburbia overture by will wood

Death. but only like. after being completely wasted (having 2 scoops of rum and raisen)

I feel like he at some point had a sociolagy phase as a kid to find out why people didn't believe him about mr spider. He doesn't talk about it randomly but in quiet evenings cuddling on the couch the tv mentions something vaguely and jon pauses to launch into a detailed context

Chinese instruments. had a hyperfixiation on them in colege and to this day he plays guqin songs when he is feeling nostalgic and can't sleep

things that i bet jonathan sims could rant about for hours:

ebeneezer scrooge

the bollywood industry

the mathematical probability of cryptids existing

the existence of poland

romcoms as a concept

reblog to immediately assault elias

Writing 人渣反派自救系統 (SVSSS, Scum Villian's Self Saving System). The 渣 and 反 (in red at the end) are written such that they form the character 愛 (ai4; love)

[eng by me]