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I’m so bad at marching I’m literally crying
reaching enlightenment is realizing that he was insufferable even when twsa was unknown. he canonically argued with commenters in the early chapters about Kim Namwoon (and others too, probably) and recommended twsa so much people started thinking he was a bot
maturing is realizing that had twsa been a popular work of fiction kdj wouldve been an insufferable fan
"none of you know yoo joonghyuk like i do" raised to the max level
Degrading you but while being incredibly sweet; you’re such a pathetic and useless pervert, aren’t you, my love? C’mon baby, admit you’re nothing but a dumb fucking bitch who’s only purpose is to please me, quit acting like you hate when I treat you like the worthless toy you are.
You’re so cute when you pretend that you’re not soaking wet when I call you my disgusting little fuckdoll, like it doesn’t get you hard to think about me hurting you and making you cry, you’re so fucked up you really need this to cum, such a fucking loser huh… How adorable.
But don’t worry baby, I can take care of you darling, I can do all that and more, you’ll be begging for me to be even meaner to you, to really make you suffer, cause that’s the only way you can feel anything, isn’t it? How fucking pathetic.
Who?
Okay I did it again with something else I wrote, and now it's saying I write like Mario Puzo. Who wrote The Godfather.
whAAaaaT?
Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers. Let me know which autor you got!
I need that so bad rn
squad can i be honest with you... im like. really attracted to bare faced haechan, specifically whenever has noticeable acne........
ADHD-ism
You know that wind-up sound that older cameras will make? I basically have that sound go off in my head whenever my ADHD is kicking in hard.
a precious bean ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა cr. ♡ @hobis-suga
JIN + PERMISSION TO DANCE ON STAGE LAS VEGAS D-4 cr. jung-koook
Jin’s new music video for the extended version of Super Tuna is a 2 minutes and 11 second meme and I’m literally crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i saw this poll on twitter (with less options) and it didnt get a lot of reach and im curious what program is the majority rn
i hv been infected by the alnst illness nobody touch me else ull get infected too
What if I started hyperfixating on King of the Hill and Luanne Platter again for all of tumblr to see this fine October? What even then huh??
I waste about 12 minutes like this every morning
Bree: So, what did you do last night?
Nick: Nothing.
Bree: I know, but what did you actually do?
Nick: Literally nothing. I sat in a chair and I stared.
We as a fandom have failed for there is no BAMF(badass motherfucker) or Respected tag on ao3 for Jonathan Jarchivist The Archivist Sims
if anything happens to tallulah or chayanne i’ll actually attack someone
This is canon, this literally happened in canon.
Daniel: I have been dropping her the most obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Peggy: Wow. She sounds stupid.
Daniel: But she’s not. She’s really smart actually. Just dense.
Peggy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Daniel: I guess you’re right. Hey Peggy, I love you.
Peggy: See! Just say that!
Daniel: Holy fucking shit.
Peggy: If that flies over her head then, sorry Daniel, but she’s too dumb for you.
Daniel: Peggy.
Whats gayer?
⚪️Being a gay trans guy dating a gay trans guy
🔘whatever the fuck homophobic freshman boys have going on with eachother