Oh To Be A Rabbit Eating Blueberries
Oh to be a rabbit eating blueberries
More Posts from L0r3ll3
Who ever thought it was a good idea to bring Furbies back, i hope youre at work and get diarrhea when its freezing cold, it runs down your leg freezing mid stream, creating what can only be described as a melting fudgesicle trouser disaster.
You start to die after you're born but like when you hit 30, it starts to happen more rapidly
One day you're telling someone "watch me do a flip" and the next you're crab walking out of the store after bending down to retrieve something from the bottom shelf.
2023: btw=by the way
1600s: btw=burn the witch
Finally 30 and if there's any advice I'd like to give anyone younger, it's to take better care of yourself. No clowning. I hadn't thought I'd live this long, so I rode this vessel through hellfire.
