How Would The Spiders React To The Torture Dance?

How would the Spiders react to the Torture Dance?

LMAOOOOO

This is definitely going to be one of my favourites like ever

Full credit to la-squadra1234

The spiders-

Feitan: ….what are they doing…….

Phinks: I’m a little worried

Nobunaga: damn, just how flexible are you?!?!

Chrollo: I don’t typically listen to this sort of music, followed by a ridiculous dance

Uvogin: OH HELL YEAH DANCE PARTY LET ME JOIN!!!!!

Franklin: what in the fuc-

Hisoka: 👁️👄👁️

Hisoka: why am I here again???

Shalnark: Uvo wait for me! I want to join with you!!!

They would all have very mixed reactions as you can see lmao

I really really really liked this one and it was really fun to write and the best part about it is that it only took me like 10 to 15 minutes!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Part 2: The scene, not just an image of Joseph in the outfit.

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Feitan- very….weird…

Phinks- uh- OK can we just talk about the guards for a second

Chrollo- hm…that is a very smart idea but he doesn’t play it very well 

Uvogin- those guards are absolutely disgusting

Nobunaga- what do you say we go make this an actual party?

Franklin- that doesn’t sound too bad just about now 

Shalnark- um well you don’t see something like that every day

Hisoka- oh my oh my oh my-

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this I love writing things like these because it’s super easy and it’s really fun

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Ok this one’s a “little” unrelated to the last request but I would like to see all the phantom troupe men spying/watching their daughter flirt

This is going to be funny!

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Feitan-

 He would be angry

Full on in attack mode

He would definitely have a harsh talk with his daughter when his daughter gets home

Phinks-

He would be a little mad

More so surprised than mad

He definitely would NOT confront his daughter about it when his daughter gets home 

Chrollo-

Would be very calm about it

He would definitely take the right approach to the whole situation

Just because he’s calm doesn’t mean he likes what’s going on. He honestly hates it

But he knows how to keep his composure 

Nobunaga-

He would throw a whole fit in front of everybody 

Man would get caught by his daughter so quick

There wasn’t even any point in confronting his daughter anymore because his daughter was upset at him and he can’t stand his daughter being upset with him 

Franklin-

He would definitely be annoyed, but he would keep calm about it

He would roll his eyes and glare a bunch of times

He would confront his daughter in a gentle way. When his daughter gets home he just has to think of a gentle way first. 

Uvogin-

He would start throwing things around and smashing shit

He would have lost all control by then

He has seen enough, and he will definitely scold his daughter in public in front of everybody. Man has no chill anymore. 

Shalnark-

He would cringe a lot

It would be very uncomfortable for him, and it would be really hard for him to watch

He doesn’t like the idea of spying on his daughter, nor does he want to spy on his daughter, but it just ended up being like that. He will definitely talk to his daughter about it when his daughter gets home.

Hisoka-

He honestly didn’t expect it, but he also wasn’t too surprised about it

Considering the type of person that he is, he isn’t going to freak out about it

He will give his daughter tips, which will weird his daughter out but like he doesn’t care 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this I am going to try my best to get all the requests that I have done but as well as not overwork myself.

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

How would the Spiders react to the Duwang translation of Diamond is Unbreakable?

Doesn’t duwang mean like the shit English version of diamond is unbreakable???

(Sorry, I’m kind of confused)

Which La Squadra Stand-based Nen abilities would each Spider be most interested in (either as something s/o uses and/or as something they would like to have as an ability if given the opportunity)?

Hmmmm

I think that it would either be

Baby face

Metallica

Or

Kitty cat ice boy

(and yes, I know that’s not the correct name but I don’t remember it and I’m not searching it up every jjba fan that has watched part five knows exactly who I’m talking about)

Ok I thought of something funny

POV: phinks’s son and nobunaga’s daughter have like HUGE and OBVIOUS crushes on each other

BUT…nobunaga’s daughter is like a big flirt and a tease while phinks’s sons just like “😊😅”

I wanna know what you’ll think nobunaga’s and phinks’s reaction will be if this goes down in front of them/or they were eve’s dropping

LMAOOOOOOOO

This is going to be so good!!!!!

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Nobunaga’s reaction-

Nobunaga’s initial thought was…

What the hell when has my daughter ever started acting like this?

What in the fuck is she saying?!?!

God, dammit I have to go tell phinks this bullshit

God, this is so annoying and painful to hear

Can somebody just make it end????

God, I hate this so much!!!!

I cannot wait to rant about this to uvogin

He’s definitely going to think this is bullshit

…..

Phinks reaction-

Phinks initial reaction was…

Goddamn, my son is a fucking loser

He needs to be a man

OK this is painful to watch

Ugh OK now I just hate this

Holy shit why is my son so shy? He is never this shy

Why is he acting so calm like react or something!!!!

Yeah, no I can’t do this anymore

This is way too hard to watch at this point 

Their reaction together-

Wtf

No

Stop

Ew

When in the hell did our children start acting like this?

Where did this behaviour even come from?

What the hell

Oh, hell no

Disgusting disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting.

NOOOOOOOO

Our children are so grown up now-

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this. It was really fun to write and I really enjoyed writing this This was literally so creative. Such a good request

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!