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Sorry 🙈 I’m the one that asked for the phantom troupe members with an insecure s/o - I did look first but didn’t find anything, so I thought I’d ask - I’ll look again ❤️

Now I’m mad I just did this entire thing and then it kicked me off of the app and now I have to do it all over again

You were correct I will do it I thought I made an insecurity one, but it was specifically about a nose insecurity

Feitan-

“ Why are you even insecure? You are gorgeous you have absolutely no reason to be insecure. I think you are absolutely perfect and that’s all that matters ”

Phinks-

“ I don’t think or talk so lowly about yourself You are a amazing person and that’s undeniable ”

Chrollo-

“I personally think that you are gorgeous, but there is more than just looks personality counts to”

Hisoka-

“shut up you’re pretty.”

Shalnark-

“Huh mind, repeating what you just said, don’t make me manipulate you and force you to think that you are the prettiest person on the entire earth because I will as long as you feel confident that’s all that matters to me ”

Nobunaga-

“seriously I don’t even get why you feel that way about yourself. I mean look at you you’re gorgeous there’s no need or reason that you should be thinking about yourself like this”

Uvogin-

“Whether you think that you are pretty or not I love you so it doesn’t matter but if you really want to get that deep, you are absolutely gorgeous ”

Franklin-

“Regardless of whatever you think about yourself, I’m going to care about you and love you but for the record you are pretty and gorgeous so stop thinking so bad of yourself ”

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did making this. I’m sorry that I have not been very active at all. It’s just that school is almost finish, but once it is finished for me I will hopefully have the time to make a bunch of stories in the summer

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

Pt 2 of phantom troupe reacting to “nobunaga’s daughter acting like Mikan Tsumiki from Danganronpa (very sensitive,overly apologetic,very clumsy,very pretty,and idk if I should add this but when she falls she kinda makes an erotic pose)

Ofcccccc that would be so cute!

Feitan-

He honestly was expecting either one of two things by meeting his daughter, either his daughter, being a total brat and a menace or sweet, shy, and funny and kind 

Phinks-

He was a bit taken aback, but he just kept his mouth shut as it’s not his business 

Chrollo-

He found it sweet, but definitely wanted the kid to stay away from the phantom troupe to not interfere or so the kid does not get hurt, but he only cares about that just so he doesn’t lose Nobunaga 

Uvogin-

He already knows what Nobunagas kid is like after all, he is the child’s uncle 

Franklin-

He heard of Nobunagas daughter’s personality through uvogin so he already knew what to expect, and there were no surprises 

Shalnark-

He honestly wouldn’t really care. He would just find it pretty nice to have somebody that is also kind rather than completely insane and just sadistic 

Hisoka-

The motherfucker wouldn’t even be allowed around Nobunagas daughter, but if somehow he did end up getting around Nobunagas daughter, he would keep his distance, but watch closely, and he would find it fascinating 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did making this I like making things like these, and I especially like making things that are easy for me to make and that don’t take a lot of time lolll

 I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

Which the phantom troupe men prefers “dad,daddy,father,or papa”?

I was waiting for this one!

Feitan-

Father and dad 

Phinks-

Dad and papa

Nobunaga-

Papa and father 

Chrollo-

Father, dad, and daddy

Hisoka-

Daddy and father 

Shalnark-

You can call him all of them he doesn’t care he likes all of them. He doesn’t really have a preference.

Franklin-

Dad and father 

Uvogin-

Daddy and dad

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoys as much as I did making this. If I’m being honest, I was waiting for this request to come in. I knew that it would come in eventually, but I was just waiting lol

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

What type of s/o do you think each of the Meteor City!Spiders would most likely go yandere for?

Feitan-

most definitely a sweet, innocent and naïve person 

Phinks-

Honestly, he doesn’t have too much of a strong preference they just have to be dumb to not be able to leave him 

Chrollo-

A cute kind and caring person that puts other people before themselves 

Nobunaga-

Anybody as long as he can get what he wants out of it, he doesn’t really care 

Shalnark-

A person that is like him minus the crazy stuff more so just sweet, cute kind caring funny

Franklin-

A calm, quiet, sweet and collected person 

Uvogin-

A gullible and stupid person that will fall for everything and listen to his instructions 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody has enjoyed as much as I did writing it. Sorry that I have not been very active recently I have just been taking very long breaks and honestly I have been enjoying it!

Btw I feel like I’m forgetting a character so just let me know if I am lol

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

Ok I got a cute but a lil angsty one “phantom troupe men realizing that their little girl isn’t little anymore and growing up”

Ooo this is a good one

Feitan-

He would slowly, but surely start to get annoyed, he would try to hide it and act like he doesn’t notice anything, but he notices way too much for his liking 

Phinks-

He loves his daughter, regardless, whether she grows up or not, but he really wants his little girl back 

Chrollo-

Now that his daughter is getting more older, he is getting worried as that means that she is going to catch onto what the phantom troupe is, and on top of that…BOYS is the biggest problem for him 

Shalnark-

He just acts like nothing ever happened and there is no change Because if he acts like he doesn’t notice anything then eventually he just won’t be bothered by anything 

Uvogin-

There are some things that he has to painfully  for his foot down to as his daughter is now getting older his daughter wants to do more things and more mature stuff and he just doesn’t like it 

Nobunaga-

It’s just not for him. He doesn’t like it. He needs his little girl back it will definitely be super hard for him to come to terms with it 

Hisoka-

He honestly doesn’t really know what to do about it, so he just acts like nothing is bothering him although it’s pretty obvious something is nobody mentions it or brings up the topic 

Franklin-

Out of all of the men, he’s probably going to take it the best and start to come to terms with it, and have different coping mechanisms for it along with secretly spying on his daughter just to make sure nothing bad is going on and that she does not get hurt by anybody or by accident 

I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this I like writing things like these honestly

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

Hey, if the ask box is open can i ask for Phantom troupe reaction to meeting identical triplets for a Mission.

I love your blog and writing style btw :)

Awww thank you so much and of course!!!!

Feitan-

He would be a little weirded out for no reason, but he would just keep to himself as usual 

Phinks-

He would be shocked, he would be repeating what the hell in his head and out loud It’s just crazy to him 

Chrollo-

He would find it pretty fascinating, but wouldn’t think any kind of way about it really

Nobunaga-

He would be pretty shocked, but he would find it cool 

Uvogin-

He would keep repeating that that’s amazing 

Shalnark-

He would be surprised, and happy to see that because it’s not some thing that you see every day 

Franklin-

He would just say “oh wow that’s not something that you see every day” but then he would shut up about it because he doesn’t want to be annoying 

Hisoka-

He would be very fascinated and try to learn more about it, even though there’s nothing to learn about it really 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this. This was super cute too right and it’s some thing that I haven’t done before so a new experience is nice

This is a update sorry it took me so long to get this out. It was in my drafts and I just had a gut feeling that some thing was in my drafts so I went to check and I looked and seen this 

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

How would the phantom troupe men act with a daughter who looks and acts just like them,what would there relationship be like with them (also how you doing <3)

Heyyy I’m doing pretty good. I have been wanting to make a story for a little bit but I needed the time too and I also needed to settle in a bit but I’m finally ready! How are you<33

And of course I can do that!

Feitan-

He’s happy that he has a child that can carry on doing what he does best when he dies 

Phinks-

He finds it pretty cool, but he doesn’t really care that much as long as his child doesn’t do exactly the same things as he does he doesn’t really mind it 

Chrollo-

He just hopes that his child doesn’t start a gang, and instead joins the phantom troupe  when his kid is a little older, of course 

Hisoka-

He is a little disappointing, considering that his personality is ✨unique✨

Nobunaga-

He finds it kind of impressive how much his child has learned off of just seeing what he does 

Shalnark-

He finds it cool, and in the future, he will definitely teach his child more 

Uvogin-

He definitely brags about it to everybody because he is so impressed and happy and excited about it 

Franklin-

He is very chill about it, and he tells his child to hide his powers from his friends and other people and only use them if it’s a life or death situation 

I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did making this. I’m sorry that I have not been posting for a while. I just had to get settled in and everything but I’m ready

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Any uvogin headcannons? 👀

….uvogin supremacy. 

i feel like when nobody is around he would do the stupidest stuff just to try it out 

he definitely sings in the shower really loudly

He’s the kind of guy to make fun of his own clothing choices

He’s very goofy

When he’s drunk, he says the most dumbest things especially with nobunaga

if you are somebody that he cares about, but you make him mad I feel like he’ll run up to you and lightly bite your arm and then run away

 him and Nobunaga definitely had a Twerking battle at one point no doubt about it

he loves eating tacos

 he occasionally plays video games, because once he starts playing, he gets locked in and plays for hours

That’s all that I could really think of right now lol sorry that it’s a little short

I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this I like writing headcannons because I can actually just freestyle it completely instead of staying onto one topic

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Ok I’ve had this one on my mind after rewatching “Brave” for the 100th time pov:you and your dad (who’s a phantom troupe member )get into a big argument and out of fury he grabs one of your most beloved item and destroys it in front of you and you end up running far away into the wood while balling your eyes out,what is his reaction?

awww this actually makes me so sad😭

feitan-

for a while, he would just be pissy and in a mood and he wouldn’t go after his child but after he realizes that his child isn’t coming back home anytime soon he immediately goes out and tries to find his kid. He even calls up some of the phantom troupe, and tells them what happened even though he doesn’t want to. He knows it’s the best because he wants to get his kid back as soon as his child was found, he immediately apologized and replace the item that he purposely broke 

phinks-

(this man already has anger issues as it is, and is also petty sooo making him mad is like a big mistake)  he would immediately go after his child and start scolding his child for trying to run away and he would ground the kid but later on around night time he would realize that that was a bad move, and he just made it out of anger, and he would immediately unground his child and apologize 

chrollo-

he would be too lazy to go after his child, but he also doesn’t want anything bad to happen to his child, so he sends feitan, nobunaga, or one of the girls (all individually, like he would not send them all together all at once) to go and bring back his child and obviously he apologizes afterwards

nobunaga-

he would immediately attempt to fix whatever he broke, and then when he realize that that wasn’t going to help the situation, he went after his child, and once he found his child, he immediately hug them and went into apology mode and replace the item as soon as possible 

uvogin-

he would immediately right away, know that he fucked up real bad, and he would immediately called nobunaga and if he doesn’t answer, then he would call shalnark well going after his child and trying to find his child. He would immediately yell into the phone everything that happened and once he finds his child, he would immediately apologize and carry his child back home and spend as much quality time with his child from that day forward because he feels so guilty about it 

shalnark-

seeing his child cry, brakes him physically, and mentally and emotionally so he immediately felt horrible for what he did, and tries to calm his child down along with himself, and then after he explains himself to his child, and why he did that and he would hug his child, and they would talk it out

Franklin-

he would clean up whatever mess he made, and then go after his child. He would try his hardest to keep the phantom troupe out of it as it’s none of their business and he really doesn’t want them getting involved anyways especially not with his family life he resorts to getting his child ice cream and spending more time with his kid and apologizing over and over again not feeling like it’s good enough 

hisoka-

he honestly wouldn’t care that much, although he would clean up the mess and all of that he wouldn’t apologize to his child until months later when him and his child are having a deep conversation also, he wouldn’t go after his child at all because he knows that his child is eventually going to come running back because his kid doesn’t have any resources and doesn’t know how to survive in the real world without any guidance or experience 

that’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did making this

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!



Which of the Stands wielded by each of the Egypt 9 Glory Gods would each of the Spiders be most interested in?

That’s a good idea!

honestly, I can’t really say specifically what they would all be interested in specifically because I think that all of them would be interested in every single one of them BUT  I do think the main characters that they would be interested in the most is….

Mariah

Alessi

AND

Younger D’arby

That’s it for today everybody I’m sorry that it’s kind of short, but I can’t really put my finger down on what each of them would like…sorry😅

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

How do you think the Spiders would react to the Three Page Ora scene?

this is a good one let’s find out!!!

feitan-

“I could do better nen still superior”

phinks-

“oh wow that kid has some fists”

chrollo-

“i don’t think it would be that bad of a idea to recruit this kid maybe we can shape him into one of us”

uvogin-

“hey he’s almost as strong as me!”

Franklin-

“boss what should we do about this kid he seems to good to let go”

nobunaga-

“uvo what do you think about this kid i like him boss let take him”

shalnark-

“hmm he has good power i’ll give him that!”

hisoka-

“oh my~ i like him..”

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this. I’m sorry that I took like an 18 day break off I know it’s a wild, but I am busy and the break was also really nice because writing all the time constantly is a lot of stress even if it’s just three stories a week when you start writing stories, to the extent that I do you understand what I mean😅

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Hunter x Hunter_Phantom Troupe_Masterlist

Rules and other masterlists

Chrollo Lucilfer

romantic

"Goodbye, holiday season" (male)

"Unmoving" (gn)

platonic

none

.

Feitan Portor

romantic

"Goodbye, holiday season" (male)

“Response“ (gn)

platonic

none

.

Hisoka Morrow

romantic

none

platonic

none

.

Phinks Magcup

romantic

none

platonic

none

.

Shalnark

romantic

none

platonic

none

.

Uvogin

romantic

none

platonic

none

At some point during Hisoka's time with the Phantom Troupe, probably...

Feitan: *sneezes*

Phantom Troupe: ...

Feitan: ok, is ANYONE going to say "bless you"?

Hisoka: honey, you're already blessed...

Feitan: aw! Thanks-

Hisoka: ...With our presence!

Feitan: fucking clown!

*proceeds to set off Rising Sun... Hisoka just uses the opportunity to roast some marshmallows*

Phantom Troupe: ...

Machi: ... bless you?

Feitan: thanks.

Chrollo: Machi, it's your turn to take out the trash.

Machi: okay.

Machi: Hisoka, you heard him. Get out.

Phantom Troupe Sneezing Headcannons because why not

Hisoka: very rarely sneezes. When he does, it's like a fox yipping. Depending on the circumstances, really funny or terrifying.

Nobunaga: sneezes like a robot. Saying "bless you" is hard cause you can't tell if it's a sneezes or a cough. The confusion.

Machi: sneezes really loudly, then acts like nothing happened. Will deny that she ever sneezed in the first place.

Phinks: always frustrated because he feels a sneeze, but has NEVER actually sneezed.

Shalnark: angry sneezes. Don't bless him, you'll just make him even madder. Why does he get so upset? No one knows. He sneezes like a normal human being. It just makes him mad.

Korotopi: sneezes like a demon. Really low growl. Thinks it's completely normal. Everyone else tries to tell him otherwise, but he'll never listen. Insists that they all sound like that.

Feitan: has the most adorable sneeze. He's very embarrassed about it. Will avoid sneezing at any cost.

Shizuku: completely normal sneeze except it always sounds like she's saying "Blinky". She always forgets that it happened and says that she never sneezed. The others gave up trying to explain it to her.

Franklin: takes forever to sneeze and uses the forewarning to leave the room. No one knows what he sounds like. It's really quiet but he thinks it's the loudest thing ever.

Kalluto: sneezes like the precious baby he is. Super quiet and gets really shy afterwards.

Illumi: he's never sneezed. Ever. It's terrifying. He claims that he does sneeze, whenever he blinks strangely. No one knows what to believe.

Uvogin: he yell sneezed. Didn't mind it, in fact he liked scaring little kids whenever he sneezed.

Bonolenov: he's never sneezed either. The other members think that it may be because of all the holes in his body. He'll never confirm or deny their suspicions.

Pakunoda: sneezes pretty loudly, but not loud enough to be a distraction to anyone else. Still, she always excuses herself.

Chrollo: rarely sneezes. When he does, he usually expresses no emotion. He asked the other spiders to never bless him because of some angsty nonsense about not being able to be blessed. They still do, with blinks, Morse code, sign language, or anything else. They love their leader.

The sun upon my face, the grass beneath my feet. My skin cleansed by the water of a lake. My spirit soars among the clouds. I honor my ancestors from bringing me to this place, and defend my brethren with my dying breath. I will step forward to humbly share their joy and carry the burden of their sorrows. By my word and deed, their name will live on… For my Scarlet Eyes and my blood are one with theirs, I will take up the mantle, and accept any wrongdoing I commit, to preserve the Kurta people, until we are redeemed forever. On the Scarlet Eyes, I swear this.

Another VETERAN move. Ugh. *speechless*

phantom troupe negative traits/habits hcs

*i’m aware that being thieves and murderers are already pretty negative traits but this is more related to their personality 😊😊😊

-

chrollo

-unintentionally can sound super sarcastic and condescending

-like if he’s explaining something the cadence of his voice might sound like he’s mocking you, when in reality he just sounds like that

-if you’re in a pissy mood and he’ll ask what’s wrong it kinda sounds sarcastic ?????

-he’ll see you crying and be like:

“are you okay? what’s up?”

and you’ll kinda just be like 🤨🤨🤨 i’m literally crying ???????? what do you MEAN “what’s up?”

-he’ll apologise for sounding sarcastic but he was genuinely asking

-the troupe knows that’s just how he sounds but anyone who doesn’t know him that well just thinks he’s being a prick

shalnark

-literally has zero social awareness

-considering he sees other people as toys, he doesn’t give a single fuck about randos in public

-he’s the type to have a loud conversation on speakerphone on a busy, crowded train filled to the brim with tired people who just got off their 9-5 and want to go home 💔

“hello? yeah, of course i can talk! so today i was-“

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”

“…..anyways so-“

-is always confused as to why people are glaring at him but like i said, he really couldn’t give one

-he also probably sees someone who’s about to doze off or looks visibly irritated and will make it his mission to piss them off as much as possible and strike up a conversation with them

phinks

-extremely sore loser

-if you’re playing a game with him (like mario kart) and he’s about to lose, he will walk away right then and there and quit

-will claim the game is rigged and that’s why he was about to lose (if he wins, he will rub it in and tell you to just improve at the game)

-the troupe audibly groans whenever he asks to join in when they play video games

-one time he unplugged the tv when he lost a game against feitan and shalnark (if he doesn’t win, NOBODY gets to win)

-will claim the other person cheated if he loses

“COME ON!! SHALNARK PROBABLY HACKED THE GAME OR SOMETHING, MAKING ME LOSE!”

“…have you ever considered that maybe you just suck at the game?”

*throws remote at tv*

-just let him win if you want to have a easy breezy life

uvogin

-absolutely zero volume control

-he’s loud in public, but he’s completely unaware how loud he’s being

-this also makes him the worst person to tell secrets to

*pspspspswhisperwhisperwhisper*

“YOU THINK HIS HAIRLINE LOOKS LIKE THE MCDONALDS SYMBOL?”

everyone is staring. the man with the weird hairline you tried to whisper to uvo about is staring. you are extremely embarrassed. you want the ground to swallow you whole.

-to add insult to injury, he also points.

-because of this, it’s super easy to tell when he’s talking about you because he will yell AND point

-he doesn’t gaf who hears

shizuku

-the most brutally honest person you’ll ever meet

-doesn’t sugarcoat anything

-it’s not like she wants to hurt your feelings, but she just doesn’t see the point in beating around the bush or lying

-if she thinks you look fat in something, she’ll tell you. if she thinks you don’t suit a certain colour, she’ll tell you. if she thinks your cooking tastes like actual dookie left out to cook in the desert sun, she will not hesitate to tell you.

-she also will not apologise if she hurts your feelings

-“why do i need to apologise for being honest?”

-she is winning the idgaf war 100%

-will probably forget what she said as well, which makes it worse

feitan

-rather than ask to borrow something of yours like a normal person, he will steal it and then proceed to gaslight you when you confront him about it

-makes sense for him due to his ‘thieves take what they want’ mentality

-will have you convinced that your memory is patchy

“feitan where the fuck are are my scissors?”

“beats me.”

“i know you took them.”

“did not.”

“they were on the counter like five minutes ago and you’re the only one in here”

“no they weren’t.”

-this will carry on until you admit you were wrong for accusing him, or you just drop it

-occasionally he will start drama with the other troupe members by stealing their shit (usually phinks) and making it seem like someone else did it

nobunaga

-quite possibly the most indecisive man you’ll ever meet

-you’d much rather prefer to get sentenced to eternal torture at guantanamo bay than have to ask nobunaga what restaurant he wants to go to later tonight

-“my mind will be made up by tonight, i swear!”

-it wasn’t.

-he’s one of those annoying indecisive people who will insist that you choose, but will get mad if you don’t choose the option he secretly sorta preferred

“i can’t decide between place a or b, you choose!”

“place b”

“really? place a looks much more classy”

“THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU PICK PLACE A?!”

-you’re convinced he’s only acting like this to piss you off, but he’s just like that

-in the end, you have to force him to flip a coin or else he wouldn’t get anywhere decision-wise

pakunoda

-she often gets lost in thought and zones out, which results in her unintentionally staring at people for a little too long

-because of her stern resting face (or rbf), it usually comes across as her glaring at you, which feels a lil uneasy, especially if you’re not close with her

-she will apologise profusely when she comes to, but before she does she will just be looking at you like

👁️_👁️

-as well as this, she will sometimes try and touch you to purposefully see your memories if she’s a bit suspicious of you for whatever reason

-if she thinks you’re lying about something for example, she will intrude your thoughts

-she’s not a particularly touchy-feely person so it’s quite amusing to see her try and touch you for seemingly no reason out of the blue

-a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do 🤷‍♀️

machi

-despite being one of the more upfront and mature members of the troupe, she’s also the worst one for holding grudges

-like she will hold a grudge for literal ages

-there are many she’s had for so long that she can’t even remember why she was mad in the first place

-at this point it’s more about keeping a streak than actually being mad

-best case scenario is that she forgets about it altogether or else best believe she will NOT be forgiving you. ever.

-she’s still pissed at the old guy who stepped on her toes by accident two years ago. and the waiter who tripped and dropped the tray on her eight months ago. or the questionable comment hisoka made last week.

-talks about getting vengeance on those she holds grudges against but can’t even remember who they are or what they did

“i swear i will find them, wherever they are, so they will get what’s coming to them.”

“that’s nice and all, but WHO are they and what did they do?”

“….. it’ll come to me soon hold on..”

-feels incomplete without holding a grudge against someone

franklin

-his big ass does NOT look where he’s walking and will bump into anything and anyone

-don’t expect him to apologise tho

-“apologise? maybe you should watch where you’re going.”

-don’t even try to fight him on this

-doesn’t see it as his duty to move out the way, but the duty of those around him

-the absolute NERVE

-the only reason why no one confronts him about it is because he’s tall and big as hell

-don’t die for getting bumped into

bonolenov

-one thing about him is that when he’s mad, he’ll give people the SILENT treatment

-heavy on silent

-could go for centuries if he wanted to

-and trust he’s a pro at keeping it up

-he doesn’t gaf if you’re in danger, he’ll keep on giving you the cold shoulder

-he won’t stop because he feels bad, but because he just can’t be bothered to keep ignoring you

-he will randomly just start talking to you again one day and will act confused if you question why he’s taking to you again after so long

-he won’t apologise for it tho 💯

kortopi

-his minuscule ass is always stepping on everyone’s trotters

-honestly sometimes he does it out of spite and will give look at you like 👁️ if you confront him

-there’s not much to say about him except he will sometimes accidentally sometimes not step on your feet

i fear i’m missing more members but irdgaf rn so enjoy !!!!! also these are fun to write to pls pls pls give me suggestions xoxoxo

phantom troupe: do they snore?

this idea for phantom troupe hcs came to me randomly at 2:00am last night so enjoy xoxo

chrollo

-probably not unexpected but not really

-he’s generally a super quiet sleeper

-the loudest he ever is in his sleep is breathing loudly on occasion

-his lack of snoring is most likely attributed by the fact he’s a very light sleeper

-he’s one of those bitches who will wake up because the whistling of the wind was slightly louder than usual

uvogin

-his ass sounds like a heavy metal concert when he sleeps

-his snores are earth-shaking. ear-splitting. pain-inducing.

-his snores single handedly contribute to noise pollution

-think of how loud your dad snores and x1000

-if the troupe members have to share a room at any point during a mission, they will throw a whole rock paper scissors tournament to see who’s taking one for the team and sacrificing their sleep (it’s usually nobunaga)

-because covering his mouth with a sock doesn’t stop the snoring, the troupe have an emergency weighted blanket on standby

-the complete opposite of chrollo, this man could sleep in an active war zone and and not budge an inch (in other words you cannot wake his ass up by force to get him to stop snoring so the only option is to wait it out or sleep somewhere else)

pakunoda

-the most silent sleeper ever

-not even a peep from miss pakunoda

-the ideal person to share a bed with. she doesn’t snore, her breathing is inaudible and she’s extremely still

-almost unnerving in a way bc she looks dead when she sleeps

-if you were to share a bed with her you’d probably spend most of the night checking her pulse to ensure she is actually alive and breathing

phinks

-he’s one of those people who when he snores the buildup is super loud but he exhales quietly (i hope that makes sense)

-ljke the buildup is super dragged out like hhhHhhhhhhUUUHHHUUUH but the exhale is just hoooooooo !!

-idk how to express snoring via text so you may have to act it out to know what i mean

-honestly this type of snoring is arguably worse than uvogin’s bc at least his is consistent whereas phinks will give you hope that he’s finally stopped snoring until it starts up again ☹️☹️😢

-he will forever deny he snores tho

feitan

-comedic ass snore

-probably snores like mimimimimimimimi zzzzzzzzz 😴💤😴💤😴💤

-he sleeps like he should be wearing a night cap and a long night gown with a candle on his bedside table

-trying not to piss yourself laughing while he’s snoring if you’re still awake is an olympic level sport

-one time shalnark recorded him while he was snoring and showed it to him (when he was down with him, he ensured the recording was eradicated from his phone)

-ik realistically he would probably be a silent sleeper but the idea of him sounding like a whole cartoon character is actually hilarious to me

shalnark

-sleep? WHAT’S THAT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 (get it because he’s the tech whiz so he probably stays up all night gaming lololololol XDD)

-probably a loud ass mouth breather

-like he sounds like a broken ventilator sometimes

-he sounds like he ran a lap around mt everest before bed why is he so loud

-if you pissed him off during the day he would probably amp up the volume on his breathing to prevent you from sleeping well (now we’re both mad xx)

shizuku

-for the most part very quiet

-occasionally she will jumpscare you awake by randomly snoring out of no where

-like you’ll wake up to this loud ass noise only to realise it was just shizuku

-sometimes she’ll wake up aswell and accuse you of snoring

-aside from that pretty quiet- not as ideal to share a bed with as pakunoda but fine for the most part as long as you don’t mind surprises

nobunaga

-i feel like he’d have one of those super low growly snores ???????

-like those low, shaky ones

-the ones that kinda sound like grunts

-idk if i’m making sense so i pray i am 🙏

-they’re not that bad tho bc they’re quiet enough to not keep you awake and are low-key kinda relaxing

-if you’re gonna share a bed with anyone who snores, it’s nobunaga

machi

-another generally quiet sleeper except for occasionally sighing in her sleep

-from time to time she’ll just go like huhhhhhhhh :// and then will go back to being quiet again

-don’t bring it up the next day tho bc she WILL deny it and seem embarrassed

-you can tell when she’s having a nice dream based on how often she sighs

franklin

-surprisingly quiet

-you wouldn’t expect his oversized enormous ass to be quiet but he is

-similar to chrollo, the most you’re getting out of him is some occasionally loud breathing

-aside from that he’s a quiet sleeper

bonolenov

-i feel like bc of the holes in his body he’d probably make a whistling sound in his sleep

-like a pan flute

-not the worst tho bc like nobunaga it’s low high key relaxing

-free asmr what could be better xxx

kortopi

-quiet as hell

-are we really surprised

-sorry to the two kortopi fans out there but i can’t be bothered to think of anything to add on he’s just quiet

another tazzertopia classic 💯💯💯💯 if you like these hc posts pls give me requests (idk if the ask box is visible on my profile but do it through here or via the comments) bc these are super fun, i can also do other characters too !!! if i do more i might start doing them for other shows anyways bye xoxoxoxoxoxoxox