Ok This Ones A Little Unrelated To The Last Request But I Would Like To See All The Phantom Troupe Men

Ok this one’s a “little” unrelated to the last request but I would like to see all the phantom troupe men spying/watching their daughter flirt

This is going to be funny!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Feitan-

 He would be angry

Full on in attack mode

He would definitely have a harsh talk with his daughter when his daughter gets home

Phinks-

He would be a little mad

More so surprised than mad

He definitely would NOT confront his daughter about it when his daughter gets home 

Chrollo-

Would be very calm about it

He would definitely take the right approach to the whole situation

Just because he’s calm doesn’t mean he likes what’s going on. He honestly hates it

But he knows how to keep his composure 

Nobunaga-

He would throw a whole fit in front of everybody 

Man would get caught by his daughter so quick

There wasn’t even any point in confronting his daughter anymore because his daughter was upset at him and he can’t stand his daughter being upset with him 

Franklin-

He would definitely be annoyed, but he would keep calm about it

He would roll his eyes and glare a bunch of times

He would confront his daughter in a gentle way. When his daughter gets home he just has to think of a gentle way first. 

Uvogin-

He would start throwing things around and smashing shit

He would have lost all control by then

He has seen enough, and he will definitely scold his daughter in public in front of everybody. Man has no chill anymore. 

Shalnark-

He would cringe a lot

It would be very uncomfortable for him, and it would be really hard for him to watch

He doesn’t like the idea of spying on his daughter, nor does he want to spy on his daughter, but it just ended up being like that. He will definitely talk to his daughter about it when his daughter gets home.

Hisoka-

He honestly didn’t expect it, but he also wasn’t too surprised about it

Considering the type of person that he is, he isn’t going to freak out about it

He will give his daughter tips, which will weird his daughter out but like he doesn’t care 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this I am going to try my best to get all the requests that I have done but as well as not overwork myself.

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

How would the Spiders react to the Torture Dance?

LMAOOOOO

This is definitely going to be one of my favourites like ever

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The spiders-

Feitan: ….what are they doing…….

Phinks: I’m a little worried

Nobunaga: damn, just how flexible are you?!?!

Chrollo: I don’t typically listen to this sort of music, followed by a ridiculous dance

Uvogin: OH HELL YEAH DANCE PARTY LET ME JOIN!!!!!

Franklin: what in the fuc-

Hisoka: 👁️👄👁️

Hisoka: why am I here again???

Shalnark: Uvo wait for me! I want to join with you!!!

They would all have very mixed reactions as you can see lmao

I really really really liked this one and it was really fun to write and the best part about it is that it only took me like 10 to 15 minutes!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

How would the Spiders react to the Duwang translation of Diamond is Unbreakable?

Doesn’t duwang mean like the shit English version of diamond is unbreakable???

(Sorry, I’m kind of confused)

Lol but how would the phantom troupe men act if theirs child ignored them and gave them the silent treatment for a week because their mad at them?

Lmaoooooo this is going to be a fun one!

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Feitan-

He would just talk it out with his kid. He honestly wouldn’t really care about how his kid is feeling. He doesn’t want to seem like an asshole or anything but he just doesn’t care, but he just wants his kids to talk to him.

Phinks-

He would be very mad about it. He wouldn’t even try to talk it out or anything he would just start being very pissed off at his kid and making sure that his kid knows that he’s pissed off and just being petty 

Chrollo-

He would be very calm about the whole situation and try to handle it the correct way Because he doesn’t want to make his child more mad than they already are 

Nobunaga-

He would also be very pissed off about it, and would not handle it good at all he wouldn’t even talk to his kid about it he would just go rent to uvogin about it as if uvogin can fix his problems 

Uvogin-

He would be a little confused, and also a little annoyed, but he would definitely try his hardest to handle it the right way other than making his kid more pissed off

Franklin-

“…..”

“Any particular reason why you’re ignoring me?”

“Because you didn’t give me that cookie when I asked for one!!!”

“Ignoring me for an entire week over a cookie”

“So what!!!”

“Well at least you are loyal to your cookies”

Shalnark-

Just a simple little sweet talk will do the trick for him. He doesn’t feel like he needs to put a lot of thought into it and try to get his kid to like him or bribe his kid again just a little talk and if his kid still doesn’t like him more than too bad.

Hisoka-

Man wouldn’t even try he probably wouldn’t even notice because of how laid-back of a parent he is but hypothetically, if he did notice, he just wouldn’t care at all 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed this post as much as I did writing it

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Which La Squadra Stand-based Nen abilities would each Spider be most interested in (either as something s/o uses and/or as something they would like to have as an ability if given the opportunity)?

Hmmmm

I think that it would either be

Baby face

Metallica

Or

Kitty cat ice boy

(and yes, I know that’s not the correct name but I don’t remember it and I’m not searching it up every jjba fan that has watched part five knows exactly who I’m talking about)

Ok this one is a little bit of an angst (I’ve been watching some “House M.D.”) POV: You were walking down the street when suddenly you started coughing/vomiting blood collapsed on the floor then blacked out.

Then suddenly you wake up in tremendous pain in a hospital because a witness called “911”,your father (who is a phantom troupe member) comes to the hospital and his reaction is:

(Sorry if it’s long)

It’s no problem at all

And of course I can do it!

(sorry that I haven’t been posting recently at all. I have just been taking a long break and school is also very stressful.)

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Feitan-

He would be worried for you

For once, he would actually show emotion other than being cocky, sadistic, and snarky 

He might shed a tear or to not in front of anybody, not even his own kid

Phinks-

Would be in full panic mode

He would alert the entire phantom troupe

He would make it seem like somebody tried to murder his kid

Chrollo-

He would be very worried, but would try his best to keep calm, especially around his kid

He would tell me entire phantom, troupe that he wouldn’t be there for a bit

He would be very anxious 

Hisoka-

The only person that he would tell is illumi

He would be worried and he would guard his kid like crazy

He would also be on guard 24/7 you are not catching him lacking in the slightest

Shalnark-

He would have major anxiety

He would immediately tell feitan, chrollo, uvogin, and phinks about it

He would tell the others later on if they haven’t already caught word of it

Uvogin-

Would kill anybody who he thinks is involved

He would thank the person who called 911 for his kid

He would keep calm in front of his kid and comfort his kid like crazy 

Nobunaga-

He would be stressed out and anxious

He would need a shit ton of reassurance

Eventually, though he would calm down and get back to his senses 

Franklin-

He would be concerned, but he definitely would be the most calm out of everybody

He knows that freaking out will not be good at all, but he knows that if he acts to cold about the situation, it will just make it worse

He definitely comforts his kid 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this as I said before I am sorry that I haven’t been posting as much as usual as of recently. School has just been very stressful and I have also been very busy with life and stuff 

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!