How Would The Spiders React To Tequila Joseph?

How would the Spiders react to Tequila Joseph?

The moment I seen this request, I started laughing-

Full credit to la-squadra1234

Feitan- ….And I thought hisoka was weird….

Phinks- hisoka definitely still is weird nothing has changed but that guy….yeah he’s something else

Franklin- what do you say We still the tequila and have a party?

Chrollo- that actually doesn’t sound like a bad idea

Chrollo- but seriously what is wrong with that guy????

Uvogin- he tried really hard to look like a woman-

Nobunaga- um yeah well clearly not hard enough

Hisoka- feitan you’re so rude I’m not weird!

Hisoka- but that man sure is interesting….

Shalnark- sorry hisoka but you are pretty strange

Shalnark-  he could’ve at least tried on the make up

This was really fun to make and really funny as well!!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

How would the Spiders react to the Torture Dance?

LMAOOOOO

This is definitely going to be one of my favourites like ever

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The spiders-

Feitan: ….what are they doing…….

Phinks: I’m a little worried

Nobunaga: damn, just how flexible are you?!?!

Chrollo: I don’t typically listen to this sort of music, followed by a ridiculous dance

Uvogin: OH HELL YEAH DANCE PARTY LET ME JOIN!!!!!

Franklin: what in the fuc-

Hisoka: 👁️👄👁️

Hisoka: why am I here again???

Shalnark: Uvo wait for me! I want to join with you!!!

They would all have very mixed reactions as you can see lmao

I really really really liked this one and it was really fun to write and the best part about it is that it only took me like 10 to 15 minutes!!!

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

OH MY GOD JUST IMAGINE S/O STARTING TO DANCE NEAR THE PHANTOM TROUP LIKE A PEACOCK SPIDER (video of him dancing: https://youtu.be/xYIUFEQeh3g) AND SAYING "Since you're a spider you need to be courted like you need to"

LMAOOOO

No, because that would be hilarious 

Ok this one is a little bit of an angst (I’ve been watching some “House M.D.”) POV: You were walking down the street when suddenly you started coughing/vomiting blood collapsed on the floor then blacked out.

Then suddenly you wake up in tremendous pain in a hospital because a witness called “911”,your father (who is a phantom troupe member) comes to the hospital and his reaction is:

(Sorry if it’s long)

It’s no problem at all

And of course I can do it!

(sorry that I haven’t been posting recently at all. I have just been taking a long break and school is also very stressful.)

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Feitan-

He would be worried for you

For once, he would actually show emotion other than being cocky, sadistic, and snarky 

He might shed a tear or to not in front of anybody, not even his own kid

Phinks-

Would be in full panic mode

He would alert the entire phantom troupe

He would make it seem like somebody tried to murder his kid

Chrollo-

He would be very worried, but would try his best to keep calm, especially around his kid

He would tell me entire phantom, troupe that he wouldn’t be there for a bit

He would be very anxious 

Hisoka-

The only person that he would tell is illumi

He would be worried and he would guard his kid like crazy

He would also be on guard 24/7 you are not catching him lacking in the slightest

Shalnark-

He would have major anxiety

He would immediately tell feitan, chrollo, uvogin, and phinks about it

He would tell the others later on if they haven’t already caught word of it

Uvogin-

Would kill anybody who he thinks is involved

He would thank the person who called 911 for his kid

He would keep calm in front of his kid and comfort his kid like crazy 

Nobunaga-

He would be stressed out and anxious

He would need a shit ton of reassurance

Eventually, though he would calm down and get back to his senses 

Franklin-

He would be concerned, but he definitely would be the most calm out of everybody

He knows that freaking out will not be good at all, but he knows that if he acts to cold about the situation, it will just make it worse

He definitely comforts his kid 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did writing this as I said before I am sorry that I haven’t been posting as much as usual as of recently. School has just been very stressful and I have also been very busy with life and stuff 

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!

Can you do phantom troupe play dates head canons with their daughters (the one you did head canons for)

Yesss ofcccc!

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I don’t remember exactly what I did, but I’m pretty sure I said something along the lines of shalnarks daughter has a play date with uvogins daughter and they play video games or something like that so correct me if I’m wrong, but I am going to do that

Shalnark and uvogin’s daughters having a play date…

 There would be no arguments between the two

They would play video games, almost the entire time

Shalnarks daughter have the newest consuls and games so of course they had to play for basically the entire time

 They would definitely play card games if they are not playing video games

Uvogins daughter is teaching shalnarks daughter on what a burn book is, and how to make it

And yes, they end up making a burn book

Full of all of the phantom troupe members

And their friends, or their enemies

And the phantom troupe enemies

 they would take a bunch of pictures together

And they would print the pictures out and tape them and put it onto their walls

 They would have a competition to see who can drink their water bottle the fastest

Shalnarks daughter would try her hardest to get uvogins daughter to get away from all of the T-shirts, and tank tops, and try to make her wear a dress

 They would definitely do each other’s hair

They would tell each other all of their secrets

 If they were allowed to go outside, they would go to a store and get clothes

Uvogins daughter would do embarrassing/funny dances, out in public

And shalnarks daughter would run away and act as if she doesn’t know uvogins daughter

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed it as much as I did writing this. This was really fun to write.

BTW Honestly, I’m probably going to end the three day limit of me having to write a story in three days or less because it’s just too much and it’s adding way too much pressure onto me and I feel like it would be better for me and everybody if I could create a story when I am fully concentrated on just doing that and not stressed out about making post so I’m going to end that

I will see everybody in the next post Bye now!

Which La Squadra Stand-based Nen abilities would each Spider be most interested in (either as something s/o uses and/or as something they would like to have as an ability if given the opportunity)?

Hmmmm

I think that it would either be

Baby face

Metallica

Or

Kitty cat ice boy

(and yes, I know that’s not the correct name but I don’t remember it and I’m not searching it up every jjba fan that has watched part five knows exactly who I’m talking about)