Told My Parents I Miss Archaeology And My Mom Was, Very Sympathetically, Like: Do You Want To Dig Holes

told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

please do

“Never have I ever” Quentin begins, with the deadpan calm that only being Toby’s squire can bestow, “bitten the Luidaeg.”

Toby takes a drink.

August looks stunned while Simon’s eyes widen with growing horror.

May and Tybalt exchange an exasperated glance that says louder than words, “of course she did.”

Toby is already regretting agreeing to this family bonding night.

A Killing Frost spoilers with no context:

double-dating but make it terrible

Etienne hugs, now. He’s a hugger

who’s a good boy girl goblin? Is it Spike? Is it Spike? It is! Yes it is!

competitive liver regrowth

“maybe we can just talk it out?” says Toby, already bleeding

*distant sounds of an otter just biting the shit out of an octopus*

[this is like the third consecutive book I’ve read that’s had a significant moment with soup (chowder is soup); wtf]

Toby literally straight-up stabs herself in the heart

gee, Dianda, why’d your mom let you have TWO trophy husbands?!

Witch Week Day 6: Christian White from Dance with the Devil.

“Resentment is a waste of energy, and revenge is a waste of living.” ― Megan Derr, Dance with the Devil