I Simultaneously Want Kaz To Be, Like 6', And At The Same Time, 5'2. Like, Do I Want Him To Be Tall Dark

I simultaneously want Kaz to be, like 6', and at the same time, 5'2. Like, do I want him to be tall dark and handsome, or do I want him to be small and full of r a g e?

(Also I headcanon him as trans and think he might be Grisha, but that isn't important to this post.)

I love it when people draw Medivh not being entirely white. Like, I understand that it isn't canon, but you can let an ẹ̶̽l̴͚͉̑ͅď̸̨͘r̶̤̬̞̔i̸͓͕̐c̵̨̻̩̿h̷̥̃͘ͅ ̵̢̌́ã̶̦̘͠b̵̧͎̀͝ó̶͖m̴̬̀̓ḯ̸̯̝͈͘n̶̥̮͔͐͌a̸̲̳͔͆t̸̙̐i̴̞͒̒̔o̷̖͛̂̌n̷̨̥̺͆̆̚ dream, ok?

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Me: *Having a normal day*

My autism brain: WRITE TRANS!GRISHA!KAZ/BISEXUAL!RESSURECTED!MATTHIAS SLOW BURN WHERE NINA AND HANNE HAVE A NORMAL LIFE AND INEJ GETS A PIRATE GIRLFRIEND WHILE OUT AT SEA, CAUSING KAZ TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND STOP USING HIS GRISHA ABILITIES ALTOGETHER, CAUSING HIM TO GET SICK, THEN MATTHIAS SOMEHOW COMES BACK TO LIFE AND HAS NOWHERE TO GO SO HE JUST GOES BACK TO THE CROW CLUB AND SEES THAT KAZ LOOKS LIKE SHIT SO HE DECIDES TO HELP HIM, AND THEN JORDIE GETS RESSURECTED AS WELL BECAUSE FUCK IT!

Me: Ok.

This is good HOWEVER.

Please everyone remember that Dream was Techno's friend, too. Just like Phil and Niki. Just because you don't like him doesn't mean you need to go after him for 'disrespecting their mourning' as he is mourning too. You are allowed to not like the amnesia bit. You are allowed to not like the DSMP. Nobody is forcing you to consume the content. You are NOT, however, allowed to go after Dream for this.

If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Phil will not be in season 2 of Dream SMP, at least not any time soon. He does not like the idea of everyone forgetting their past because he would not be able to honour Techno the way he would want to.

Alexstrasza: I'll show you the first Blue Aspect and his three main consorts

Malygos, Sindragosa, Saragosa and Haleh: *Clearly a gay guy and three lesbians in a throuple with him as their beard*

I want the spirit of Malygos to parent Wrathion please and thank you. It's child swap with Neltharion.

Doing his spiderly duty and absolutely fuckin' destroying Arygos is a close second (Yeah I know Arygos is dead but if Mal every sees that fucker it is ON SIGHT)